Author's note: I took the Laugh Out Loud challenge given by Cassiel Black .
Characters used are: Bellatrix Lestrange
Sirius Black
Quotes somehow used are:
"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on!" -Robert Bloch
"Smile =D...It makes people wonder what you're up to."
I don't own Harry Potter. I'd like to but I don't own it!
The Devil's Daughter
"Quit grinning at me like that," Bellatrix screeched at her younger brother, Sirius Black.
Sirius dryly replied, "Am I not supposed to be happy that my older sister is getting married today?"
Sirius felt ecstatic that Bellatrix was finally getting married. Bellatrix was an unreasonable psychopath that loved all things that involved torture and mayhem and now, after all these dark years of fearing her, she would finally be out of his way! He drooled slightly as he thought about all the juvenile pranks that he could get away with.
"It looks like you are plotting," she snarled at him.
"I'm not plotting," he defensively replied.
"Liar! If you ruin my wedding day I will castrate you!"
Sirius paled before he frantically told her, "I do approve of your fiancé! Why would I want to ruin the wedding? Mum would kill you if you castrate me!"
"Regulus could always step in when you couldn't perform properly," Bellatrix gleefully warned him.
His small grin quickly died. Sirius had never been a beloved child of his Mum and because of that, he was quite replaceable.
"No need for that," he almost squeaked at her, "I'll be good!"
"I know that you'll be good," Bellatrix practically purred in delight.
Author's note: I always imagined that Sirius might freak out a little if Bellatrix or any other angry/evil character threatened to castrate him. A bit dark but...nevermind. Your opinion would be appreciated! :D
