Paper Eds
"I hereby acknowledge that GenisSage765 is not copying my work and that you are allowed to write whatever you want to." (Legendofzeldarocks permission for a Paper Mario/ Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy crossover) It wouldn't feel right without this Thx. Also, GenisSage765 does not own Paper Mario OR Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy.
Chapter 1: A Scam Gone Wrong
Eddy screamed at the top of his lungs, "COME AND GET THE RIDE OF A LIFETIME! EDDY'S RIDE TO THE STARS!!" As usual he gained the Cul-de-sacs attention with his add for another scam. Everyone walked over but paid no attention to him. Eddy continued, "FOLKS! RIDE TO THE STARS AND BEYOND!"
"We only went to the stars Eddy." Double D whispered.
Eddy chuckled and repeated, "Sorry folks only to the stars." He then noticed that they were all talking to each other than listening to him. Eddy then commanded Ed, "Lumpy, get their attention." He smacked him in the head and there was no reply. As if Ed was being controlled he suddenly ran onto Eddy's stage and yelled, "QUIET! EVIL TIM IS NEAR!"
Everyone shut up immediately and stared at him. Eddy chuckled a nervous chuckle again and announced, "EDDY'S SHOOTING STAR RIDE! FLY THROUGH THE STARS! LOOK AT THE EARTH FROM THE HEIGHT OF THE STARS!"
Kevin whispered to Nazz, "Wow a new type of scam." Nazz nodded and then Johnny walked up behind her and said, "No, he has done one of these before. For Plank." They stared at him and thought, "How desperate WAS he. He made roller costars for a piece of wood."
Eddy yelled, "25 cents! Who's comin?"
"How do we know if it is safe?" Sarah asked. Double D walked onto the stage on pulled down an overhead like screen and pointed at it. It had an outline of the whole ride, where it was extra safe, where it had been double placed pieces of wood. Double D began to explain, "Well, we start here. As we move up you'll see the cable is made of…"
Nazz said, "Well, Double D says it is safe so it's safe." Everyone sighed. Nazz managed to save them from a long lecture.
"So who's coming?" Eddy asked. Sarah, Kevin, and Rolf began to turn when Nazz said, "It sounds fun Kevin. I'm going."
Kevin smirked and said, "Well I'm going to then. I can't leave them alone for a second with the three dorks. They might contaminate her or something."
Sarah asked," Jimmy, do you actually WANT to go on a roller costar?" Jimmy was always afraid of heights and fast moving objects.
"Yah! I wanna to get over my fears!" Jimmy replied.
Sarah smiled and exclaimed, "Alright Jimmy!"
Johnny shouted, "WOW! A roller costar! Maybe this one will meet your standards!"
"Son-of-a-shepherded will accompany you." Rolf answered.
Double D yelled, "Follow me everyone! No pushing or shoving!" He led the kids to the start of the ride. There, Eddy was waiting for them with a bottle that had "25 cents" written on it. They slipped their quarters in it and got in the seats. Eddy and Double D were in the front, and then it was Ed and Johnny, Jimmy and Sarah, Kevin and Nazz, and lastly Rolf. Eddy pulled a lever and the carts began to get pulled up the slope. They were pulled into a GIANT dark box, which acted as outer space, with stars hanging down from the roof. Eddy yelled, "Here's the first drop!" It got to the drop and just stopped.
"What gives?!" Kevin yelled. Double D looked over his notes and looked for any possible problems. He yelled, "Someone must have pulled the power!"
Eddy screamed, "KANKERS!" They heard voices from behind ask, "What's wrong boys?" It was obviously the Kankers sisters.
Double D asked, "When did you guys get up here? You didn't have the time to cut the power then walk up the emergency stairs."
"Cut the power? We didn't cut any power. Did we Lee?" Marie asked.
Lee replied, "No. We were waiting for time with the Eds."
Eddy asked, "Then who cut off the power in the ride?"
May replied to him, "Don't try to think that it was us! We didn't do it!"
"Yes we know but he was saying-" Double D was cut off.
They heard a deep voice from behind, it sounded almost unhuman, "There you are. I have been looking for you annoying kids."
Jimmy nearly fainted and they all turned around (except Sarah who was comforting Jimmy), and were shocked with what they saw. Nazz shrieked in terror, "It's Bowser!"
Double D froze. "How do you know this?" He asked.
Nazz's jaw dropped. "Haven't you ever seen the Mario cartoon? It looks just like him!"
Double D chuckled, "Ah yes. This was a dumb question."
Bowser laughed and said, "That saves the trouble of introducing myself."
"What do you want? He-who-has-a-spiky-shell!" Rolf yelled.
"Well, I have looked through out all of the earth and you group of kids have had the most action and adventures. So, you have been chosen for my mission!"
Double D asked, "Action? Adventures? Mission? What are you talking about?"
Bowser sighed and answered, "You are the most active groups out there. Always running around and getting in trouble. In other word, you guys are my type. That answers your questions Mr. Tell me?"
Johnny burst, "WOW! THIS IS SO COOL PLANK!"
"Is this real, Double D?" Jimmy's voice was whimpering as he asked this.
Double D answered, "I don't know Jimmy. It could be a prank." Then the whole track rattled. They all jumped out of the carts and onto the escape stairs.
Eddy shouted, "Everyone run!" They all turned the opposite way and began to dart away. They all stopped suddenly to see that there was no opposite way down. It was destroyed. Bowser laughed and said, "Oh yah. I forgot to tell ya. I destroyed the other side so you couldn't escape." Jimmy shrieked in terror and fainted to the ground yet again.
"HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO JIMMY!" Sarah screamed. She ran at Bowser in her enraged state and slugged him in the head. He obviously took some pain but he got right back up. The Kanker sisters were next. They ran up to give him the infamous triple Kanker strike. Bowser took the blow and got back up again. Marie smirked and said, "He isn't so strong. He's pathetic!"
Now all of the Cul-de-sac kids (except Double D and Jimmy) began to close in on Bowser. He thought, "Yes. Closer. Closer…" They let out a battle cry and went in for the strike. Bowser then held up a star shaped rod and waved it around. His body began to glow with the colors of the rainbow. Their strikes where useless against it now. Johnny yelled, "This is SO cool!"
"What's so cool Johnny? He's trying to kill us!" Nazz replied. Bowser stepped forward once. They all stepped back. They repeated this three more times. The section of the stairs they were on was now threatening to snap in half. Bowser smirked and said, coolly, "On more step and you fall into the atmosphere.
Eddy laughed (as if he was going mad) and yelled, "HAH! That's where you're wrong Bowser! I tricked you! We aren't in space! Watch." He pulled a rock out of his pocket and dropped it off the edge. They watched it fall…and fall…until it was a flaming rock being obliterated by the flame. His smile faded and shouted, "WE'RE IN SPACE?!"
Bowser answered, "You bet. I figured out your "space" was a cheap box. So I moved it." Then a old looking lady came down on a broom and asked, "Now master?"
"Yes! Do it now Kammy!" Bowser commanded. They heard some muttering from above and saw her meditating or something. Then she yelled, "Star Shield!!" A rainbow colored dome appeared around them. Bowser said, "Hold them there Kammy. I'll be right back." Bowser turned around and ran down the stairs. Double D wondered out loud, "Where could he be going?" Then they saw a weird flying vehicle with a creepy looking smiley face on it. And driving it was Bowser. He lowered a crane and hooked it into the dome. He began to drive which took the dome with it. It dragged them off the edge and into space. Jimmy awoke again to see them flying. He whimpered and got back up. He asked, "What's going on Sarah?" He had a slight whimper in his voice.
"I don't know Jimmy." Sarah answered with fear in her own voice. This was one of the few times that she had fear in her voice.
"Everyone! Bust your way out of here!" Kevin yelled. Everyone began to beat on the sides of the wall. Bowser laughed and said, "Calm down kids. We'll be there shortly." He then began to let out one of his traditional evil laughs and kept driving, with Kammy in the rear.
So there' s my new chapter 1. if you remember the orignal (if you even read it) then you may realize i added some dialouge and fixed alot of dialouge. They no longer say, "We are in trouble" or, "Who is there". one of my reviewers from the last story pointed this out and thank you. if you have advice or ideas to make the story better then please let me know in a review, so Please R&R! NO FLAMES
