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The Art of the Ninja deals with stealth and secresy. Hatake Kakashi? He knew stealth; he knew secresy. He also had a thing for the ladies, and that's why he was there in that tree that night.

Kakashi peered through the foilage of the tree, straining for a look into the nearby window. Damn, Jiriaya's information better be right. It's eight o'clock, just like he told me...

Suddenly she walked infront of the window, and Kakashi's single exposed eye widened, chuckling somewhat embarrasedly as he looked around sharply, making sure no one saw him as he stared ever more widely through the branches into the window just nearby.

Yes, that's right... take that shirt off... nobody sees you; Especially not Kakashi, no way. Yes... that's right. Now the bra... Come on now Tsunade..

However, fate conspired against Kakashi: he was so caught up in his peeping that he never noticed that the branch underneath him was slowly tilting downwards. With a quick snapcrack, the branch shattered, sending Kakashi falling to the ground. Kakashi was so surprised that, despite his training, he was unable to react, and as he landed heavily on the ground he quickly scurried against the wall breathing heavily with a slight nosebleed.

A head poked out the window just above him, peering into the tree and the ground below. Kakashi began sweating profusely as he held his place there against the wall, praying that Tsunade didn't see him. Tsunade shrugged, and pulled her head back inside the building, satisfied that there was nothing there.

Kakashi let out a slight sigh of relief.

"That was close. If she had known I was peeking on her, I'd have been in more then a quite a bit of trou..." Kakashi started saying to himself, but suddenly heard a strange sound to his right.

Kakashi tensed up, and slowly turned his head, shaking slightly in fear. Kakashi however saw no Tsunade; no human for that matter. Kakashi blinked slightly, and then looked slightly down.

"Bwee?" a small pink animal in a red vest squealled. Kakashi let out another sigh of relief.

"Oh, it's just you Tonton... you had me worried for a second there." Kakashi said, putting his hands behind his neck as he slowly started to walk away, trying not to be suspicious looking.

However, the pig ran after him and squealed more. Kakashi looked back with his one exposed eye. "What do you want?"

Tonton seemed to be almost glaring at Kakashi. Kakashi blinked blankly at the big and then suddenly his eye widened, as he turned and walked over to the pig and bent down to whisper to it.

"Now, you didn't happen to see... a certain someone... peeking on something just before..." Kakashi said to the pig quietly, trying to be as calm as possible.

"Bwee." Tonton merely replied.

Kakashi blinked once, and gulped again. "Er, now you're going to be a good sport and not go to Tsunade, right Tonton? Come on now... I'm sure I can make it worth your while somhow."

The pig merely continued glaring at Kakashi angrily. Kakashi started sweating profusely as he attempted to reason with the angered ungulate. "Perhaps some food, maybe? Hm? How about it?"

The pig merely let out another squeal, distinctively more angry then the rest. Kakashi stared at Tonton. Well, she hasn't ran back to Tsunade yet so obviously she's willing to accept SOME offer... Kakashi thought to himself. Suddenly the pig smiled sinisterly.

"Oh... No! Not that! Anything but that Tonton!" Kakashi pleaded, as the pig walked slowly towards him. Kakashi backet away slightly.

"Come now, there has to be something else you'll take! Anything other then that!" Kakashi said, moving ever further backwards.

Tonton merely smiled with her teeth widely. Kakashi swallowed again, and whimpered slightly.