Where are you? I was just talking to you a moment ago. -SH
Got sick, I don't think you'd appreciate me throwing up on you. Don't come in here, Sherlock, I don't want you catching it. -JW
Nonsense. Shall I get Mrs. Hudson to make tea? -SH
Ugh. Fine. –JW
Don't blame me if the both of you catch this though. –JW
It's not pleasant. -JW
I'll blame you if I bloody want to. -SH
I think it has to do with copious amounts of rotting flesh in the fridge I eat from. –JW
Blame yourself. -JW
"Mrs. Hudson!" There is no response. "MRS. HUDSON," Sherlock yells from the couch.
I need those. They're important specimens. Eat elsewhere. -SH
Sherlock. –JW
Sherlock I could have done that. -JW
Mrs. Hudson arrives in the doorway, "What is it now, Sherlock?"
Shouting does nothing but ruin your throat. -JW
Nonsense, John. You're ill. My throat is fine. –SH
"Mrs. Hudson, John has fallen ill. Will you make him a cuppa?"
You're verbally abusing Mrs H because I'm sick wow -JW
"Not your housemaid," she replies.
Quiet you. You're sick. I'd be verbally abusing her even if you weren't. -SH
Hardly fair for her! She's a person too, Sherlock. -JW
Would you rather make yourself some tea? -SH
I would. –JW
You know, if I weren't hugging a trash bin. -JW
"Mrs. Hudson, you make simply the BEST tea in the flat, and John is ill. Would you mind?" Sherlock feigns sweetness in only the way he can.
Then let Mrs. Hudson take care of it. And hugging an inanimate object will do you no good. -SH
Careful Sherlock, you might sound like you cared about me. –JW
But in case you couldn't tell, I'm only hugging it so I don't miss. -JW
Maybe I do –SH
And as I said, hugging an inanimate object will do you no good. Try a human instead. -SH
Nobody wants to hug me right now Sherlock I'm a bloody mess -JW
There may be someone out there willing to hug a poor soul in a pathetic state such as yours -SH
I'll give you a potato if you can find them for me. -JW
What would I do with a potato, John? –SH
Also, I believe I found him...or her. The person willing to do the hugging. -SH
Six potato if you bring them to me because I seriously need a hug. -JW
Sherlock knocks on John's door.
