My Grandpa Got Ran Over by a Blue Eyes White Dragon
Note: The most stupidest X-mas ficcy I'll ever write. Featuring pretty much all the cast of Yu-gi-oh and Vanessa from "I'm a Coward." With Yaoi and Anzu bashing and pointless stuff. A spoof of "Grandma got ran over by a Reindeer", but less saner. Whee!!
ENJOY!
-CAST-
DRAGONS
Blue Eyes White Dragons: Tidus, Excaliber, and CHI CHI!
Daisy, the Pink Yoshi
Red Eyes Black Dragon: Tobias
Petit Dragon: KiKi
Manga Ryu Ran: Ryo-ran
Baby Dragon: Taz
DUELISTS
Yugi, Jounouchi, Seto, Isis, Mai, & Ryou
YAMIS
Bakura, Yami Malik/Isthar, & Yami Yugi/Yami
BAD GUYS
Anzu, Kemo, and some worthless employees at Kaiba Corp we will not mention.
OTHERS
Honda, Otogi, Mokuba, Sugoroku, Vanessa-the natorrater, Pegasus, Dark Rabbit, Magician of Black Chaos, Toon Magician Girl, Dark Magician, Celtic Guardian, Flame Swordsman, MR. JIGGLES!!!, & Lord of D.
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The audiance in the cafe had turned their attention to the amateur stage, willing to chant a delightful tale of the wonders and joys of the winter season.
Instead, they got a bi-polar author who came from a dysfuntional family who was going to tell a biazarre tail, which was about to happen. She was sitting on a stool as her uncle's guitar was on her lap. She then look at her mic and began her strange holiday classical tail.
(Bi-Polar: half severely depressed/half extremely hyper)
"The tale I wish to tell you begins begins with this simple song," Vanessa said as she struck a cord, "well..."
****
I seen someone Grandpa got run over by a dragon
And it turns out to be one of Seto's legendary Blue Eyes.
You can say there's no such thing for these legendary dragons coming to life,
But then again, we can blame this incident on Chi Chi.
(Chi Chi: HEY!!!! *waves tail*)
Now after our crazy adventures in the Battle City...
We were about to spend this relaxing holiday at our town.
But then, Seto's Blues Eyes started doing something that was definately not MATING!
And caused us to chase them through the snow. La la la la...
When we found those dragons, a horror was placed onto our eyes
It was Yugi' grandpa who was the one attacked.
(Chi Chi: *whistles as a halo appears on his head to make him look innocent*)
There were bite marks all over his body
And incriminatin' dragon marks on his back.
I seen someone Grandpa got run over by a dragon
And it turns out to be one of Seto's legendary Blue Eyes.
You can say there's no such thing as these dragons coming to life,
But then again, we can blame this incident on Chi Chi.
(Chi Chi: But I didn't do it...honest!)
Now we do not know what to do in this crazed holiday situation.
But strangely Anzu is taking this tragedy far very well...
She plans to use her ex-Aunt to sue Kaiba-boy for $40 billion dollars
Now it's up to the puppy and the gang to stop this money driven who....
(Yami: Shh! Not in front of the kids! This is a "PG-13 FIC!!!"
Vanessa: Oh sorry...)
Well...
It's not Christmas without Grandpa and those prized dragons.
This is the strangest case that we ever got ourselves into
And the only one who could solve this dilemmia...
Is the silver hair gentleman who created those dragons in the first place!!
I seen someone Grandpa got run over by a dragon
And it turns out to be one of Seto's legendary Blue Eyes.
You can say there's no such thing as these dragons coming to life,
But then again, we can blame this incident on Chi Chi.
(Chi Chi: Seto made us do it, yeah! Blame Seto! Hee hee hee!)
Now Christmas is coming around the corner
And if we don't find out who cause this incident....
We'll have some stupid friendship ranting wretch taking over Kaiba Corp.
(Seto: OVER MY DEAD BODY!!!)
Should we then summoned "Lord of D"?
I should had warned all my friends and neighbors.
But they should have known better
The only advice I can give is "if you have or own any dragons...
PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU TREAT THEM VERY WELL, ESPECIALLY DURING THE CHRISTMAS CHEER!!!!"
Well...
I seen someone Grandpa got run over by a dragon
And it turns out to be one of Seto's legendary Blue Eyes.
You can say there's no such thing as these dragons coming to life,
But then again, we can blame this incident on Chi Chi!!!
(Chi Chi: *raises his head as he howls*)
****
The author finished her biazzare tale. And everyone was shocked...
Glasses filled with egg nog stood still of the utter silence in the cafe.
She looked at everyone, seeing the look of their faces and then she lowered her head, clutching onto her uncle's guitar.
"I hate Christmas," Vanessa replied, "my family fights like hell over the holidays. Why doesn't someone get me a gift I want to have...like a bottle of cynide?"
There was a slight cough. She then looked at the crowd of shocked people once more.
"Fine," Vanessa muttered, "I'll continue on this stupid tale..."
And so she did.
****
Next up...the bizzare ficcy! And bad "rod" jokes! Wheee!
-The Clow Hatter
Note: The most stupidest X-mas ficcy I'll ever write. Featuring pretty much all the cast of Yu-gi-oh and Vanessa from "I'm a Coward." With Yaoi and Anzu bashing and pointless stuff. A spoof of "Grandma got ran over by a Reindeer", but less saner. Whee!!
ENJOY!
-CAST-
DRAGONS
Blue Eyes White Dragons: Tidus, Excaliber, and CHI CHI!
Daisy, the Pink Yoshi
Red Eyes Black Dragon: Tobias
Petit Dragon: KiKi
Manga Ryu Ran: Ryo-ran
Baby Dragon: Taz
DUELISTS
Yugi, Jounouchi, Seto, Isis, Mai, & Ryou
YAMIS
Bakura, Yami Malik/Isthar, & Yami Yugi/Yami
BAD GUYS
Anzu, Kemo, and some worthless employees at Kaiba Corp we will not mention.
OTHERS
Honda, Otogi, Mokuba, Sugoroku, Vanessa-the natorrater, Pegasus, Dark Rabbit, Magician of Black Chaos, Toon Magician Girl, Dark Magician, Celtic Guardian, Flame Swordsman, MR. JIGGLES!!!, & Lord of D.
****
The audiance in the cafe had turned their attention to the amateur stage, willing to chant a delightful tale of the wonders and joys of the winter season.
Instead, they got a bi-polar author who came from a dysfuntional family who was going to tell a biazarre tail, which was about to happen. She was sitting on a stool as her uncle's guitar was on her lap. She then look at her mic and began her strange holiday classical tail.
(Bi-Polar: half severely depressed/half extremely hyper)
"The tale I wish to tell you begins begins with this simple song," Vanessa said as she struck a cord, "well..."
****
I seen someone Grandpa got run over by a dragon
And it turns out to be one of Seto's legendary Blue Eyes.
You can say there's no such thing for these legendary dragons coming to life,
But then again, we can blame this incident on Chi Chi.
(Chi Chi: HEY!!!! *waves tail*)
Now after our crazy adventures in the Battle City...
We were about to spend this relaxing holiday at our town.
But then, Seto's Blues Eyes started doing something that was definately not MATING!
And caused us to chase them through the snow. La la la la...
When we found those dragons, a horror was placed onto our eyes
It was Yugi' grandpa who was the one attacked.
(Chi Chi: *whistles as a halo appears on his head to make him look innocent*)
There were bite marks all over his body
And incriminatin' dragon marks on his back.
I seen someone Grandpa got run over by a dragon
And it turns out to be one of Seto's legendary Blue Eyes.
You can say there's no such thing as these dragons coming to life,
But then again, we can blame this incident on Chi Chi.
(Chi Chi: But I didn't do it...honest!)
Now we do not know what to do in this crazed holiday situation.
But strangely Anzu is taking this tragedy far very well...
She plans to use her ex-Aunt to sue Kaiba-boy for $40 billion dollars
Now it's up to the puppy and the gang to stop this money driven who....
(Yami: Shh! Not in front of the kids! This is a "PG-13 FIC!!!"
Vanessa: Oh sorry...)
Well...
It's not Christmas without Grandpa and those prized dragons.
This is the strangest case that we ever got ourselves into
And the only one who could solve this dilemmia...
Is the silver hair gentleman who created those dragons in the first place!!
I seen someone Grandpa got run over by a dragon
And it turns out to be one of Seto's legendary Blue Eyes.
You can say there's no such thing as these dragons coming to life,
But then again, we can blame this incident on Chi Chi.
(Chi Chi: Seto made us do it, yeah! Blame Seto! Hee hee hee!)
Now Christmas is coming around the corner
And if we don't find out who cause this incident....
We'll have some stupid friendship ranting wretch taking over Kaiba Corp.
(Seto: OVER MY DEAD BODY!!!)
Should we then summoned "Lord of D"?
I should had warned all my friends and neighbors.
But they should have known better
The only advice I can give is "if you have or own any dragons...
PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU TREAT THEM VERY WELL, ESPECIALLY DURING THE CHRISTMAS CHEER!!!!"
Well...
I seen someone Grandpa got run over by a dragon
And it turns out to be one of Seto's legendary Blue Eyes.
You can say there's no such thing as these dragons coming to life,
But then again, we can blame this incident on Chi Chi!!!
(Chi Chi: *raises his head as he howls*)
****
The author finished her biazzare tale. And everyone was shocked...
Glasses filled with egg nog stood still of the utter silence in the cafe.
She looked at everyone, seeing the look of their faces and then she lowered her head, clutching onto her uncle's guitar.
"I hate Christmas," Vanessa replied, "my family fights like hell over the holidays. Why doesn't someone get me a gift I want to have...like a bottle of cynide?"
There was a slight cough. She then looked at the crowd of shocked people once more.
"Fine," Vanessa muttered, "I'll continue on this stupid tale..."
And so she did.
****
Next up...the bizzare ficcy! And bad "rod" jokes! Wheee!
-The Clow Hatter
