"You sure know how to twerk, Tamaki." Jack Bauer proclaimed before back-dropping another ghost into space. Tamaki cocked his bloody neck, fixing his spinal implants before spitting out a tooth. Tamaki did a triple-backflip, snapping the meaty neck of the ghost of Kyle Hebert before pistol-whipping two of the remaining ghosts with his pistol-bicep.
The final ghost hissed as the two studs backed it into a corner. With a flash, it spat a volley of ghost-semen at Tamaki. Before he had any time to respond, Jack Bauer had jumped before him with, enduring the attack. "Go on without me." Jack Bauer bellowed.
Tamaki knew that if he didn't kill his new ally, Special Agent Bauer would soon be revived as a socialist, hell bent on the eradication of space. To ensure his foe could not rise, Tamaki euthanized him, unhinging his jaw and swallowing him whole, as to not prolong the suffering. Full, and slightly aroused, from the meal, Tamaki continued down the school hallway to the laboratory.
The lightning of Maziodyne was already pulsing through the air like a teenage-pregnant pesudopod. If Tamaki wanted to stop Russia from nuking itself, he would have to move quickly…
To be continued….
