Hey, I've had this idea for a while to do something about things that happen with in the military and Riza's life. So I gave it ago after alot of editing.

Disclaimer: I do not own Full Metal Alchemist or its characters.

Contains swearing and sexual references...you have been warned :D


The walk was not long from his apartment to hers and with one single rap upon the door it swung open to reveal the blonde within.

A smile broke out on her lips and he couldn't help but copy the action. Gently and with great care she took his hand.

He nodded and stepped inside, pushing the door closed with his foot. Her hand was so small within his, the rough skin caused by her constant use of firearms seemed like silk beneath his un clothed fingers. The fingers that to him were weapons but for just one night he could forget that.

He reached up and pulled the clip from her bun. The loose blonde tresses cascaded down her back and he took a moment to take in the rare sight. "You're beautiful," he whispered.

She blushed lightly and looked at him from under her long eyelashes. Slowly he took her hand and moved it to his shoulder. Without any words between them she began to slip his jacket off, followed by the white dress shirt underneath.

Unconsciously, her eyes moved to his scarred torso. A pang of guilt struck her as her eyes moved over the largest mark upon his skin. Although she knew it was not her fault, she took responsibility for not being able to protect him. "Not now," he whispered, noticing the frown upon her features.

"I'm sorry, it's just-"she whispered but was cut off as his lips pressed firmly against hers, the reassuring warm engulfing her caused her to mold against him. She wrapped her arms around his shoulders and his found their way to her thighs and picked her up, wrapping her legs around his waist.

"Tonight we are both alive, neither of us is dying and for that we should be content," he whispered in between soft kisses upon her lips. He swept the contents off of the sofa and laid her upon it before moving to cover her. "I love you," he whispered. She smiled and kissed him before pulling away.

"Colonel," she said forcefully. "Colonel!" Why was she so angry? He thought as he looked down at her.


"Colonel!" Riza growled as she looked down at her sleeping superior. "Roy Mustang," He stirred, pressing his cheek harder against the wooden surface.

She growled and grabbed her gun from her desk, flicking off the safety. His head shot up and he looked lazily at her. His eyes were still half closed and he wore a rather goofy look in her opinion.

His raven hair stuck up at odd angles and a line of saliva was drying on his cheek. "Oh rise and shine," she said sweetly and he grinned.

"Morning babe," he chuckled which earned a low growl.

"Sir do you have any idea how much paperwork you have?" she forced a smile, the urge to slap him about his smug face was almost overpowering.

"Judging by the way you are almost yelling at me. I'd say a lot,"

"That's an understatement," the cocky voice of Havoc cut in earning a nod from the other blonde Lieutenant.

"Come on Hawkeye. Relax," The black haired man whined. The woman glaring at him sighed.

"I work with you, relaxing is impossible,"

"Aww come on; let me give you a massage. I can even do it with you naked if you'd prefer, I'm rather good at those," A hand collided with his face forcefully followed by loud gasps from the other males in the room. Riza stepped back then turned and strode out. Roy held his cheek as he watched the blonde leave. "Did she just-"

"Yes, I believe she did," Fuery muttered.


"Yo Riza," Rebecca Catalina waved at her from across the range. The sharpshooter did not turn to her friend but instead emptied another round of bullets into the target. "Whoa who pissed you off?"

"No one," Riza said calmly and clicked the safety on her gun.

"Yeah right, is it a guy? Is he cute? You're not pregnant are you?" Rebecca ranted, her voice growing in pitch.

"Catalina you get far too into these things," the blonde sharpshooter glared at her friend.

"Maybe if you gave me more information Hawkeye instead of locking it up all the time," the black haired woman smirked and followed her friend out of the range. She watched as her best friend's hands clenched
at her side. "It's Mustang. Oh, of course it's Mustang," she sighed. "What a prick,"

"You could say that," Riza mumbled and opened the canteen door as they reached it. Maria Ross spotted them and sidled over.

"Hey," the woman smiled at her friends.

"Hey Maria," Rebecca grinned as she took in the other black haired woman. Riza nodded and smiled fleetingly before sitting down heavily at an empty table. "So what did he do this time?" Rebecca asked as she and Maria sat down.

"Fell asleep, he was muttering about some woman in his sleep then had the nerve to offer me a naked massage,"

"And you didn't take it!" Rebecca teased. Riza narrowed her eyes. If it had been anyone but Rebecca a bullet would be firmly planted in their- She was disturbed by Rebecca's voice. "Did ya shoot him?" Rebecca asked casually, not really paying attention.

"Of course she didn't," Ross sighed and shook her head. "She wouldn't dare," The three women rose and collected their food before returning to their seats. They ate in silence for a while, watching the hoards of military personnel filing into the large room.

"I did slap him though," She said as she stared down at her food. She looked up to see Maria smacking Rebecca hard on the back as she coughed violently.

"You what?" Rebecca choked.

"I...slapped him," Riza looked from one woman to the other. The other two women looked at her blankly before succumbing to fits of laughter.


Roy held his cheek as he worked. Havoc shot a wary glance at him to see the black haired man pouting as he made his way slowly through the unfinished sheets on his desk.

The other subordinates had trailed off to lunch and Roy decided it was time to go get something too as he scribbled his name messily upon a piece of paper. He nodded to Havoc who rose from his seat and walked out with him. "She's never done that before," Roy mumbled as the pair walked along the corridor.

"You drive her crazy Chief," Havoc smirked as he placed an unlit cigarette between his lips. Roy pushed open the large door and walked over to the queue to collect their lunch. He collected his food before walking with Havoc to join his other subordinates.

"You alright Mustang?" Breda asked as he tore a large lump from his bread.

"My cheek hurts," he whined.

"She hit you pretty hard," Falman set down his fork and looked at Roy.

"Would you expect anything less from her?" Havoc chuckled. Roy looked across the canteen and sighed as he spotted her, sitting with Ross and that Catalina woman. Damn women he thought as he placed an ice pack on his cheek.


"Guys are so over rated," Maria mumbled half heartedly, stirring her potato idly.

"You sound like a lesbian," Riza sighed and brought her fork to her mouth.

"Sometimes I think it would be better," Rebecca and Riza exchanged glances before looking back at Ross. "You know what I mean,"

"Yeah I guess, there isn't a guy good enough for me," Rebecca grinned and lifted her head.

"I can tell I'll never be a maid of honour at your wedding then," Riza said teasingly, earning a laugh from Maria.

"You should go out with Havoc," Rebecca said loudly.

"Rebecca!" Riza exclaimed. "What would that solve?"

"Everyone knows Mustang wants you, bet he was having a dream about you. Bet you were riding him like a-"

"REBECCA!" Riza squeaked. "I don't want to go out with Havoc,"

"The ball is coming up at the end of this month. Maria is going with Denny," Rebecca smirked.

"No I'm not!" The short haired woman blushed wildly.


"So what were you dreaming about Mustang?" Havoc asked as he replaced his cigarette with a chip.
"Women," Roy said casually as the men sighed.
"Anyone particular?" Fuery asked.
"Nope, no one special," Roy sighed and held his cheek as he heard Rebecca Catalina laugh loudly.


Hey thanks for reading, review and tell me what I can improve on. Constructive criticism is much loved (: Tell me if you think a T rating is okay

Amie