K-kun: Okay This isn't the actual fic, this is just a request for feedback, to make sure I go through with it and no one gets mad. Please explain Iruka.

Iruka: Right. This fiction, if approved of by you, will be Kaka/Iru, Gaa/Fem!Naru, Oro/Kabu and Sasu/Saku. It also based off of a 1975 movie, which is why Naruto is a girl. K?

K-kun: Yay! The movie is 'Rocky Horror Picture Show' the best Bisexual movie I have ever seen, and when Tim Curry was still skinny and hot, and looked REALLY good in drag.-drools-

Iruka: -sweat- Several people on Gaia (Her friends) have already said they want to see this, but K wasn't to sure how to go about it, she isn't even sure now.

K-kun: Definitely not! o

Iruka: MORON! –thwack- Anyway, she already did figure out something so I'll let her finish while I write the roles down.

K-kun: -rubbing head- It will mostly be based off of Rocky Horror but I have changed some things to fit my idea. Naruto and Iruka are the same age, 22, and in college. They WILL NOT, above all things be getting married to one another, I don't CARE if they are different genders in this or the same age, I CAN'T STAND THAT PAIRING! They're friggin Father/Son nearly! GET THAT RIGHT PEOPLE! It's just like Sanzo/Goku!(Saiyuki), Hell! Sanzo's Japanese VA is Iruka's as well!-fume-

Iruka: -sigh- This is why I'm here. I will, by her ideas, be dating Kakashi and Female Naruto will be dating Gaara . Nonne is engaged; they're all college students, with the exception of Kakashi. All the songs will still be there, except for ' Dammit Janet', which will only get a brief moment in the fic. Have you calmed down yet K?

K-kun: Yeah. Now I'll name the roles off.

Iruka will play Brad, but he won't be that geek version I despise.

Janet will be female Naruto. THINK PLATONIC PEOPLE!

Gaara and Kakashi will only be mentioned, Kakashi is seen throughout though.

Kakashi will play Dr. Frankenfurter, seeing as 1: Kakashi is hot in drag and 2: I can see it and 3: I know he's also supposed to be Iruka's boyfriend but I wanted to have one of those familiar things, Kakashi does not have a secret nightlife Iruka knows nothing of…I think. But they're not going to be the same person, just resemble each other, hence the familiar thing.

Orochimaru will play RiffRaff.

Kabuto will play Magenta.

Sasuke will play Eddy.

Sakura will play Columbia; I had to rewatch the movie in order to figure that one out.

I'm gonna be the Narrator. I was originally going to make Tsunade or Jiraiya that but I changed my mind. If this fic does well they'll be in the sequel with Itachi though.

The 3rd will be Dr. Scott.

And Rocky will be played by…THE YONDAIME! –fangirls and dies-

Every other Naruto character I haven't mentioned will be the extras.

If this does well, I'll write the sequel, which will be based of the 1981 sequel to Rocky Horror, 'Shock Treatment', and will crossover with several anime, seeing as the Naruto ones have tooken over every role in this idea. The crossover anime will be based off one I choose (Saiyuki) and one the reviewers choose.

Iruka: This is a lot for a feed back.

K-kun: I know, but I couldn't help it.

Iruka:It's fine. State the ideas in your review please, and if this is a good idea or not. Oh! K is also looking for the lyrics to, 'Sweet Transvestite', 'the Darkness in Everybodys light', 'Whatever Happened To Saturday Night' also known as 'Bat Out of Hell' or…'Oh Patootie'.

K-kun: Hehe, Iruka said patootie. –Giggles-

Iruka: -glare- There's the other songs as well, like Rocky's song, Janet's song 'Creature of The Night', 'In Just Seven Days', 'Switchblade Knife' (the song Dr, Scott sings at the dinner table) and the song at the end.

K-kun: Please help me, the more the merrier.