Nope, nope, nope, nope! I dunnot own YYH!
Yeah? Well I Think He's Irish!
DWD: Kurama! I think your Irish!
Kurama: IrIsH?!?!
DWD: Look at the hair, man, look at the hair! I think Jin is Irish too!
Jin: *appears out of nether-space* I thought everyone already knew I was Irish…
DWD: Irish I say, Irish! Kenshin is Irish, too!
Kenshin: *appears out of nether-space* I am?
DWD: And for the heck of it, Sessho-Maru is Irish!
Sessho-Maru: *appears out of nether-space* What! I don't even have red hair!
DWD: Irish I tell you, IRISH! And Hiei is French!
Hiei: *appears out of nether-space* French?! What do you mean 'French'?!
DWD: Not only that, but he is a cross-dresser!
Hiei: *Is in a dress*
DWD: And you're also a paperclip!
Hiei: *Turns into a giant paperclip with a dress on*
Kurama: Hiei is a giant, French, cross-dressing paperclip… Strange…
Jin: Really?
DWD: And Yusuke is a platypus!
Yusuke: *appears out of nether-space* *turns into a platypus*
DWD: Bit not just any platypus, but one that wears pants!
Yusuke: *is now a platypus that wears pants*
Sessho-Maru: Why am I Irish?
DWD: Don't make me turn you into a Scottish person!
Sessho-Maru: I said why am I Irish!
DWD: You are now Scottish!
Sessho-Maru: *is in a kilt*
DWD: HAHAHAHAHAAAA! Sessho-Maru is in a kilt!
Kurama: *snicker*
Jin: AHA AHA AHAHAHAHAHAH!
Yusuke: *makes the noises of a platypus in pants*
Hiei: …………. (- remember folks, he's a giant, cross-dressing, French, paperclip!)
Kurama: Well, what is Kuwabara?
DWD: KUWABARA IS A PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!
Yeah, that's all the insanity fer' now… Cuz' I have homework to do!
Evil Homework! *shakes fist* How can Kurama possibly enjoy homework? How!
This is probably gonna be a one-shot unless people tell me other wise.
So long fer' now!
Yo.
--DWD
