Nope, nope, nope, nope! I dunnot own YYH!

                                    Yeah? Well I Think He's Irish!

DWD: Kurama! I think your Irish!

Kurama: IrIsH?!?!

DWD: Look at the hair, man, look at the hair! I think Jin is Irish too!

Jin: *appears out of nether-space* I thought everyone already knew I was Irish…

DWD: Irish I say, Irish! Kenshin is Irish, too!

Kenshin: *appears out of nether-space* I am?

DWD: And for the heck of it, Sessho-Maru is Irish!

Sessho-Maru: *appears out of nether-space* What! I don't even have red hair!

DWD: Irish I tell you, IRISH! And Hiei is French!

Hiei: *appears out of nether-space* French?! What do you mean 'French'?!

DWD: Not only that, but he is a cross-dresser!

Hiei: *Is in a dress*

DWD: And you're also a paperclip!

Hiei: *Turns into a giant paperclip with a dress on*

Kurama: Hiei is a giant, French, cross-dressing paperclip… Strange…

Jin: Really?

DWD: And Yusuke is a platypus!

Yusuke: *appears out of nether-space* *turns into a platypus*

DWD: Bit not just any platypus, but one that wears pants!

Yusuke: *is now a platypus that wears pants*

Sessho-Maru: Why am I Irish?

DWD: Don't make me turn you into a Scottish person!

Sessho-Maru: I said why am I Irish!

DWD: You are now Scottish!

Sessho-Maru: *is in a kilt*

DWD: HAHAHAHAHAAAA! Sessho-Maru is in a kilt!

Kurama: *snicker*

Jin: AHA AHA AHAHAHAHAHAH!

Yusuke: *makes the noises of a platypus in pants*

Hiei: …………. (- remember folks, he's a giant, cross-dressing, French, paperclip!)

Kurama: Well, what is Kuwabara?

DWD: KUWABARA IS A PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!

Yeah, that's all the insanity fer' now… Cuz' I have homework to do!

Evil Homework! *shakes fist* How can Kurama possibly enjoy homework? How!

This is probably gonna be a one-shot unless people tell me other wise.

So long fer' now!

Yo.

--DWD