my semi-first fanfic. I hope this doesn't stink to bad :-s.
Disclaimer: I do not own iCarly.
"So that's it for today's iCarly..." Carly said cheerily.
"But before we go..." Sam said mischievously "Carly, hold the camera." As she grabbed it from Freddie's hands.
"Sam, what are you up t-NO! SAM DON'T...GAAH!!" Freddie screamed as Sam poured a large bucket of chocolate syrup on him.
"So that's it for iC-"Sam was interrupted by some kind of liquid blurring her view.
"You didn't think I came prepared this time, didn't you Puckett?" he smirked at her.
"FREDDORK YOU ARE SOOOO GONNA GET IT!!" she yelled as she ran after him.
"Ugh, not again." Carly muttered to herself, then she turned the camera around to face her and said "iCarly, is brought to you by Sam and Freddie's chocolate barbeque sauce the best chocolate barbeque sauce here…… or something" she faked a smile and turned the camera off.
"SAM, FREDDIE! DON'T RUIN THE KITCHEN WITH YOU CHOCOLATE BARBEQUE SAUCE OR WHATEVER!" she screamed as she ran down stairs.
As Carly went down, she was surprised to find her friends not hurting each other, but laughing.
"Phew, that was some good barbeque sauce, Benson." She laughed as she was cleaning herself.
"Not bad on the chocolate syrup, Puckett." He laughed as he also cleaned himself.
Carly chuckled. Their friendship has surely improved over the years.
"Wow, I didn't think Freddie will go that far." She chuckled again.
"Mama taught him well." Sam said as she smirked and playfully punched his shoulder.
"So, wanna go to the groovy smoothies?" Carly asked.
"Yeah!" Sam and Freddie said together. Then they both glared at each other.
"wow." Carly said. "Okaaay." She was a bit freaked out.
"Spencer!" Carly yelled. "Me, Sam and Freddie are going to the groovy smoothies, be back whenever!"
"Okay! See ya whenever. YEAAAAAH! TAKE THAT KING OF THE MONKEY PIGS!!" Spencer yelled.
Sam and Freddie looked at Carly questioningly.
"Trust me, you don't wanna know."
[At the groovy smoothies.]
"Okay, Sam you're having the strawberry splat and Freddie you're having the blueberry banana blitz, right?" Carly said but didn't wait for a reply. She knew her friends too well.
Sam was bored and glanced at Freddie who had the same bored expression. Then she noticed something brown on his chin.
"Hey dork." She said. Freddie looked at her. "What?"
"You still have some chocolate syrup there." She said.
"Where?" he asked.
"Right there." She said.
"Right where?" he asked.
"You nub!.." she said then she grabbed a napkin on the table. "Right here." She said as she wiped it off.
She threw the napkin away and her eyes accidentally met his. She looked away quickly but a speck of dust decided to enter her eye.
"Ow!" she yelled. "What's wrong? Lemme see." Freddie said.
She faced him and he opened her eyelid, then all of a sudden he blew into it.
"What the heck dork? I don't want your dorky air all over my eye!" Sam said.
"I did that so it wouldn't hurt anymore." Freddie said. "Let me see again."
He looked into her right eye again.
"Yo Sam, Freddie, d'you guys want some giant meatba-yo! Sam and Freddie sittin in a tree K-I-S-S-" t-bo was interrupted by Sam who lunged after him. She was, fortunately for t-bo, held back by Freddie.
"YOU BETTER NOT FINISH THAT STATEMENT, T-BONEHEAD OR ELSE! LET GO OF ME, FREDWARD." She screamed. Freddie let her go instantly.
"Now, I'll take two sticks of your giant meatballs." She said, her mouth watering at the sight of the giant meatballs.
"here." T-bo said with a hint of discomfort in his tone. After that he sprinted away from the kids' table.
"What was that about?" Carly asked.
"T-bo selling stuff on sticks again. They finally sold something on sticks that were actually worth my time." Sam said as she took a bite out of her meatballs-on-a-stick.
"Meatball?" she offered Freddie.
"No, thanks." Freddie said.
'Where have I heard that before?' They both thought. Their thoughts went back to that night on the fire escape. The night of their first kiss. They both snapped back to reality when they heard Carly.
"Helloooo? What's up with you too? First Sam was like 'meatball?' then both of you had a confused look on your faces then you both stared off into space. What's up with that?" Carly asked.
Freddie slightly panicked and thought that Sam might not want to 'speak of it' again, so he improvised.
"Uh, HOBOS!-yeah that's it-Uhm Hobos can't afford meatballs." He said a bit too loud.
"It's sad, Carls." Sam said playing along and patted Carly's hand.
"Okaaay." Carly said. She knew they were lying so she'd have to talk to Sam about that one later.
Sam on the other hand breathed a sigh of relief.
After they've finished their smoothies and Sam finished her giant meatballs, they decided to go home.
[At Carly's House.]
"Carlyyyyy!!! Girly cow uncensored uplate!!! 10 minutes!!" Sam shouted from the couch.
"Yeah, Sam, popcorn's almost ready." Carly shouted back.
Sam's Phone suddenly buzzed.
She looked at the caller Id and answered it.
"Hi mom—I'm sleeping over at Carly's—but mom! It's girly cow!!—is it really that big of a chiz?—oh alright I'll be right there." Then she turned to Carly. "sorry, carls, guess I'm not sleeping over today, my mom says it's waaaay important." Sam explained.
"Okay then that leaves me and girly cow." She fake sighed as she poured the freshly popped popcorn into the bowl.
Sam rolled her eyes.
"I am soo gonna crash here tomorrow." She smirked.
"Okay, carls, I'm going now." Sam said as she walked to the door, but turned to get some of the popcorn Carly just finished making.
'What could be so important that mom didn't want to say over the phone?' She thought. She was weirded out by her mother's urgent call for her to go home.
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