AN: Hi! This is my second fanfiction!!! Wooohoo. It is kinda a cross between Twilight and Harry potter. I've put it under twilight hoping that veryone who reads it has read Harry Potter but I don't usually write fanfictions for HP, its my stupid friends that got me into it with there fanfictions CURSE THEM. Neway enjoy.

This chapter is dedicated to the Mabadachi trio because I was once a part of them and they are two of my bestest pally. (oh and their fanfiction is quite good. . .I suppose.) Byeeeeeee

P.S If you like this read my other fanfiction: I vent to suck your blood! Which I wrote when I was in the Mabadachi trio. NEway I'll stop yapping cyaaaaaaaaa.

Chapter One: Harry meet Edward.

It was a dark and lonely night and two figures sat at a bar in the middle of nowhere. Harry Potter leaned over to Edward Cullen.

"Can I buy you a drink mate?" he asked. Edward looked up, surprised by the hospitality of this complete stranger.

"Erm. . .sorry I don't drink." He said staring at his fingers.

"Oh right. . ." says Harry but adds, still trying to be friendly. "How about something to eat?"

"I don't eat." Said Edward without thinking. He nearly kicks himself realizing that the human response to the question. "I mean. . ." he coughed. "I'm not hungry."

"Right. . ." said Harry, slightly weirded out. "So why you in here, woman troubles."

Edward had a sudden erg to confide in the stranger.

"You could say that." He smiled to himself and twiddled his thumbs.

"Well you don't have to tell m. . ." Harry began but Edward interrupted.

"Well there's this girl, she. . ." he realized how stupid his problem would sound. ". . .wants me to change her." He finished half heartedly.

"Oh!" nodded Harry knowingly. "You're Edward Cullen aren't you?" he asked.

"How do you know my. . ." Edward began.

"I've read twilight!" said Harry and produced a copy from his bag.

"What's that?" Edward said and reached towards it. At this point a woman called Stephanie Meyer rushed into the bar and grabbed the book from Harry's fingers.

"This is for your own good Edward." She yelled and threw the book on the fire before rushing out shouting "Sorry Harry I'll buy you a new one!"

"What the hell?" said Edward. Harry shrugged and looked shifty. Damn, he thought forgot the number one rule of the twilight fan base, never tell Edward or Bella about it, maybe Rosalie, maybe Emmett, maybe Alice, maybe Jasper, maybe Esme maybe Carlisle but never Edward and Bella. He mentally scolded himself.

"Anyway. . ." he continued out loud "I'm sure you get this a lot but your really not as handsome as I imagined."

"What did you say?" said my furious echoing voice from somewhere above the ceiling.

"Where the hell did that come from?" said Edward and Harry simultaneously and looked around expecting to see a figure but they were still the only people in the bar. If there had been a time for spooky music it would have been then. They both gathered up their things and moved to another bar 50 meters away.

They continued there conversation, Harry ordering an extra pint of butterbear.

"So it must have pretty hard when you had to leave Bella." Said Harry. Edward had given up questioning Harry's mysterious sources.

"Yeah it was but, enough about me." Said Edward hastily changing the subject. "Tell me about yourself."

Harry lent back in his chair. "Well my parents died when I was one, everyone I have ever looked up to is now dead and the person who gave me this. . ." he pointed at the lightening shaped line on his forehead. ". . .is still trying to kill me along with 50 followers." There was silence for a while.

"Wow." said Edward. "Well if it is any consolation my parents died 80 years ago."

"Thanks." Said Harry gloomily, there was a morose silence.

The same voice came echoing down from above. "EMOOOOOS!" and they both hung their heads in shame.

AN: I realize that this is very bad and weird but it will get better so read on please!

Next up: Jacob and Lupin. Awooooooooooooooo! (That was supposed to be a wolf, I know it's pathetic.)