Declaimer: Don't own them. Don't make any money. Don't sue.
Author's notes: A silly piece mostly for self-amusement, but maybe you will find it entertaining if you need some laugh. I haven't come up with Morpheus and Neo yet, as they have so many lines to consider. Will add later if I have enough to make another chapter.
Mouse: Hey, I am with my lady in red, so if you have the impulse, please leave a message. To deny our own impulses is to deny the very thing that makes us human.
Switch: I can't answer the phone and right now, there is only one rule: leave a message or hang up.
Trinity: I believe I am not in, and I believe you can leave a message. Since you are phoning me, if you don't like it, I believe you can go to hell.
Cypher: Welcome to the telephone world. All I have to do is not to pick up phone here, and there, you will have to leave a message.
Dozer: What you hear now is a voice mail combined with answering machine, everything to leave a message needs.
Tank: I am supposed to start with a voice message first, that's a major boring shit. Let's do something more fun. How about you leave a message?
Apoc: No one's ever left the first message. So I hope you would give me some good news.
Smith: As you can see, I am not home for some time now. This is the sound of inevitability. That is the sound of asking you to leave a message.
Oracle: I'd ask you to leave a message, but your not going to anyway. But I already know what you are going to tell me.
Spoon boy: Don't try to wait for me picking up the phone. That's impossible. Instead just try to realize the truth, there is nobody in. Then you will see you can leave a message.
Author's notes: A silly piece mostly for self-amusement, but maybe you will find it entertaining if you need some laugh. I haven't come up with Morpheus and Neo yet, as they have so many lines to consider. Will add later if I have enough to make another chapter.
Mouse: Hey, I am with my lady in red, so if you have the impulse, please leave a message. To deny our own impulses is to deny the very thing that makes us human.
Switch: I can't answer the phone and right now, there is only one rule: leave a message or hang up.
Trinity: I believe I am not in, and I believe you can leave a message. Since you are phoning me, if you don't like it, I believe you can go to hell.
Cypher: Welcome to the telephone world. All I have to do is not to pick up phone here, and there, you will have to leave a message.
Dozer: What you hear now is a voice mail combined with answering machine, everything to leave a message needs.
Tank: I am supposed to start with a voice message first, that's a major boring shit. Let's do something more fun. How about you leave a message?
Apoc: No one's ever left the first message. So I hope you would give me some good news.
Smith: As you can see, I am not home for some time now. This is the sound of inevitability. That is the sound of asking you to leave a message.
Oracle: I'd ask you to leave a message, but your not going to anyway. But I already know what you are going to tell me.
Spoon boy: Don't try to wait for me picking up the phone. That's impossible. Instead just try to realize the truth, there is nobody in. Then you will see you can leave a message.
