AN: This is a starter chapter so don't worry it gets funnier. Xxx Georgiana
Chapter one: "What the hell is that?"
Bella didn't want Edward to know, at least not yet. She had told Alice. Alice's reaction had been completely unjust, thought Bella, there was no need to be so disgusted about it. She fiddled with a whole in her quilt as she lay, sprawled across her bed. She realized that Edward would come soon and she had to put it away but she just couldn't stop looking at it.
"I think it gets cuter every time I look at it." She sighed to herself and stroked the smooth, black fur of the puppy that lay, cuddled into her side.
"What the hell is that?" said a voice from the window. Bella snapped around and tried to hide the sleeping puppy behind her on the bed.
"Erm. . .nothing." she said. "So where have you been?" she said, trying to be nonchalant.
"Don't change the subject Bella." he said calmly moving over to the bed and sitting next to her. Bella gave up.
"It's a puppy." she said happily, holding it up to Edward's eyes. For a moment vampire and puppy stared into each other's eyes before Edward recoiled disgustedly.
'What's wrong." said Bella cuddling the now wide awake puppy as it clawed to get back to Edward. "It likes you."
"I don't have a great affinity with animals." said Edward. "Live ones anyway." He chortled to himself; Bella looked horrified and hugged the puppy closer. "Not that I would ever. . ." Edward didn't finish his sentence as he gazed into to desperate pairs of hazel brown eyes that stared at him. He tried to change the subject. "What's his. . .her. . .its name." he stammered.
Bella smiled, glad they were off the subject of blood drinking. "HER name is Dracula."
Edward stared at her. "Dracula?" he spluttered.
"Yup." she said, pretending to find nothing wrong with this.
"And. . .Where did you get . . . it?" Edward said looking almost panicked as the puppy scrabbled over Bella's arm to get to him.
"Charlie gave HER to me as a reward for getting those "A's in trig and Spanish." she kissed the puppy tenderly on the forehead and stroked its tiny paws not mentioning that Charlie had given her a choice in what he gave her as her reward. "She is going to be a star." she said matter-of-factly.
"A star?" Edward asked. "How?"
"I'm going to take her to a show next week and she is going to get cutest puppy." She said gazing into the eyes that stared up at her. Edward was completely mortified.
"If you wish." He said looking at the happy look on Bella's face as she gazed down on the little creature with the same look he sometimes caught her giving him."
What will happen at the show? Will Dracula become a star? Will Jasper eat her before she gets a chance? Find out in the next chapter of dramatic pause "SHE is called DRACULA."
