Those who are insane remain hidden for a very obvious reason: to protect what little sanity rests in the mind of the semi-sane. Though the line between our two worlds is invisible, there are those few unfortunate souls who stumble into the realm overrun by the abnormal. Mystery clouds over the mind, driving many mad. Common sense no longer exists in this world –your intuition must be your guide. As you may be able to tell from this brief summary, I know much about this rarely mentioned topic. Even so, there is much that I still need to learn. Do you want to learn about this hidden realm? Than continue to read this novel. As I continue to write you will learn about my version of Wonderland. Well, enough about me. I am simply the narrator, capturing these twisted moments. Well, that, and to do my best to annoy the cast!


"About time you brought us in!" cries out a tall male with shimmering blond hair. Approaching behind me, his sky blue eyes narrow in confusion as he attempts to read my words. Scanning over the page, the lines located at the kitsune's cheeks crumple as his pale lips fall into a scowl. "You're not making this story sound emo, like Sasuke-teme! And you're adding way too many confusing words, believe it!" Intent on taking over, his hands lash out towards the poor, little pen. Suddenly, tension fills the air. Even so, I send a small smile relief in the direction of the infamous Sasuke Uchiha, who is now holding back an enraged Naruto.

"As if you could do any better, baka," the Uchiha spits out, obviously annoyed by the blonds' comment. The boy's bangs fall long, obsidian eyes peering out from beneath, glinting with annoyance. The back is spiked upwards, most likely with the aid of more hairspray than your average teenage boy can afford. To help form an easier picture in the minds of my readers, it pleases me to say that the style reminds me of the rear of a duck. "You just can't be nice, can you?" he cringes as I read this piece of work aloud. A devious smirk darkens my features, jade eyes sparkling mischievously. Abrupt laughter fills the room. It seems that Sasuke is the only one who finds annoyance in my creativity.

"'Tis only the way of being an author. These people want to hear the truth!" I exclaim, the sound of my own voice foreign to my ears. Truly, they don't even know half of these truths that I have planned for them. Finally, their chatter reaches my ears, and I dread to even think about what they're bickering about this time. Damn actors and their competitive spirit. Than again, I realize what it must be like for them, wondering what fate has planned. Despite all of my annoyance in this, I take it as my responsibility as a narrator to record their words! Determination sparks in my eyes as I start to write.
"The lead is all mine!"
"No way, b-"
"Watch your tongue!"
"Are we going to start this anytime soon? I'm hungry."
"Give it up already!"
Lightly sighing, I give up in further eavesdropping. It's nothing tear-jerking nor heart-throbbing, so why bother? Actually, it's rather annoying. Without my full awareness, the words shut up part from my lips. As the room fall silent, relief spreads across my face. It didn't last all too long though: a girl slightly taller than myself straightened her stance, preparing herself to ask that very question that I was dreading.

"So, are you going to inform us about our roles?" she innocently asks, excitement suppressed in her voice. As her green eyes reflect her curiosity, she continues on, "I-I got the part of Alice, right?" I examine the girl, annoyance clear on my face. Pale, pink hair nearly rests on her bare shoulders, loose strands scattering across her larger-than-average forehead. Garbed in an assortment of pinks and browns, it appears that Ms. Haruno appears to take more care in her appearance than she lets on. Her comment forms a soft smile on lips, which instantly lifts her spirits. I crush that all with a few simple words.

"Sorry, but I'm not informing anyone of their roles until the last possible moment, but, "I take a pause here, hoping to add a dramatic effect. It did. "Well, here's one slight piece of information for you. The person who got Alice doesn't have such an abnormal hair colour, nor as annoying a voice," a mocking smile forms on my lips as Sakura's expression fades from joy, to shame, and than to rage. I have to admit that I hate being rude to people, but I can't help it at times, almost as if I have a freaky split personality. Ignoring the curses and glares that are directed at me, I gap as I realize that I am narrowly at the end of my current paper supply, which can only mean one thing: the prologue is near it's end. The real story can soon begin! I can feel their eyes trail be as I rush over to the room than holds all of the costumes, their anxiety strong in the air.

"She'd better be grabbing a costume for me," quietly mutters blond, self-assured that he has some role of strong importance. He'll find out very soon just how important his part is. Picking out the appropriate costume, I rush back as soon as I can, pastel blue clothe visible from my grasp. All eyes widen, and a smile of my own touches my lips as I walk towards the unsuspecting Naruto. My eyes reflected my mockery from behind the curtain of my chestnut hair as I thrust the clothing into his empty arms. Gasps and laughter soon fills the room.
"Better get ready," I softly laugh as I watch the boy pale, "You're the first one on!" He's the first one to appear, but also the first one to experience what extreme my Wonderland can reach. From his point of you, it's probably everything but wonderful. Be careful what you wish for, Naruto, for you just might get it!


Disclaimer: I own neither Alice in Wonderland nor Naruto, no matter how much I wish that I did!!
Cuba: Well, here it is. First new story in about a year. Damn computer...
Naruto: But now you're back and better than ever~ Believe it!!
Cuba: *sighs* Think what you want! It's mostly cause this is the first idea that came to me in the midst of heavy writer's block...
Naruto: It- Hey, wait a minute...-why did you give me that role?! I need a more manly part!!
Cuba: Well, it was not only the request of a friend, but what I thought would have been perfect...
Sasuke: I agree with her~ This part seems to fit you to a "T".
Naruto: Put a sock in it, teme!