Disclaimer: I do not own R&C or any characters in this story.

It was a typical day at Clank's apartment. He was working on a new gadget that makes your wildest dreams or nightmares come true. Ratchet was asleep, so Clank decided to put the helmet on his head to see how it worked.

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Dream Sequence

Ratchet was asleep, but suddenly felt a big, hard lump laying next to him.

"Mmm, good morning whoever you are. How about a kiss?" Ratchet slid over and planted the person on the lips.

He could've sworn he felt something cold against his lips, so he opened his eyes to see two more staring at him. What he saw, made him fall over in shock.

"AAAAAAA! Clank, you idiot. Oh, I kissed a guy!" he yelled.

"Of course you did. You're my husband." Clank said nonchalantly.

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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Ratchet woke up screaming, and had sweat all over his body. Clank quickly came to see what happened.

"What is it? Are you okay?" he asked.

"No, I had a nightmare. I dreamt you and me were married.

"Wait," Clank thought about how that happened and remembered the helmet, "Ratchet, you need to go back to sleep."

"No way. Not after that dream." he said.

Clank was not taking no for an answer, so he pulled out a bottle of some Lombax Snooze Mist and let it take over the room. Ratchet kept arguing, until he felt sleepy and fell on the ground, with his butt in the air, making a rather uncomfortable position.

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Dream Sequence

Ratchet was in another dream. This time, he realized Clank was still married to him and that Clank wanted another kiss.

"You are so cute when you play hard to get!" Clank exclaimed.

"Yeah, I'm adorable. I have a question. When exactly did we get married?" Ratchet inquired.

"Well, I remember it was when I showed you that helmet. You told me you dreamt about us being married as your true desire, and the helmet never lies. So, later on we dated, and we decided to get married."

"Oh, boy. I need to wake up!" he started smacking his head with his hand.

"You will have to scare yourself! I know!" Clank said as he led Ratchet outside and pushed him off a cliff.

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Uncertain Location

Ratchet noticed Clank and walked over to him nonchalantly.

"Oh, good, you're okay. I had another strange dream. Clank? Hello?" Ratchet turned Clank around and his head fell off.

"WHAT?! Okay, Clank's head. Tell me how to get out of this insane asylum." Ratchet asked,
trying not to freak out anymore than he already had.

"Oh, that is easy. Just use your mind, and make yourself come out of the dream." said Clank.

"Okay." he did what he was told and got out.

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Or so he thought

"Ratchet, your dream. It was so weird. It-"

"Save it. I must kill you to escape!" Ratchet said in a monotic voice.

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Clank's Apartment

He awoke with a pain in the left side of his head.

"Oh, my head. Clank, are we still married?" Ratchet asked.

"No, you had a dream. I figured out why too. I put the switch on Worst Nightmares instead of Desires. That is funny." Clank said as he did his trademark laugh.

"Yeah, I guess. Just next time, use Skidd or Qwark or someone else." Ratchet said.

"Okay." said Clank as he put the weapon away to never to be used again.

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