Hi, hi, hi! A sugary story that is really random! Hope you enjoy this! There will be more! This is one of my candy series so... Enjoy!
I do not own Harry Potter in any way.
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"Yeeaaa!" Sirius yelled as he ran down the hallways.
"Sirius! Wait for us!" James called to him as he puffed along after Sirius.
"Nope! I'm gonna run and run and run foreeevvveerrrrrrrr!" he exclaimed.
"No! Please stop running Sirius!" Remus called.
"Hey guys! What's up?" Peter asked stepping from around the corner, effectively scaring Sirius enough for him to fall over on his backside. "And why is Sirius sitting on the floor right there?" Peter added.
Sirius looked round for a moment, stunned. Then he started giggling like a mad man.
"Um… what is wrong with him?"
"Well it seems that someone," James said looking pointedly at Peter. "Left his jellybean stash out and Sirius found it."
"Oops?" Peter offered.
"Now the problem is he is hyper and uh… somewhere in this castle as it seems he has started running again." Remus sighed, exasperated.
"You could set a trap for him?" Peter suggested.
"Yeah? And what good would that do?" James scoffed.
"No I am serious… if we leave a pile of jelly beans out in plain site with a sign saying for Sirius he is bound to stop to eat them. Then we will be hiding and can jump out to catch him." Peter explained.
"Theeiffffff!" Sirius screeched as he dashed past them. "Peter stole my nammmeeee!"
Remus sighed. "Pete's right. It would work."
James huffed. "Fine, Peter go get the rest of the jellybeans."
"Why me?"
"Because you came up with the idea."
Peter ran up and grabbed the rest of the jellybeans. Soon he was back with the other Marauders (excluding Sirius).
They quickly poured the jellybeans into a pile on the floor then they went and hid. Not long after Sirius came running down the halls again, screaming his head off. He saw the jellybeans and fell silent immediately. An evil glint came into his eye and he started tiptoeing down the hall like a secret spy or something. He lifted his legs up really high and put them down very slowly. He flattened himself against the wall as he crept up on the pile of jellybeans. The other Marauders watched in amusement as he suddenly pounced on the rather large pile of sugary goodness.
"Gotcha!" Sirius exclaimed as he grabbed an armful of the small, still non-living things and threw them up into the air giggling in glee.
He started gobbling them down and James gave a silent nod to Remus and Peter. They all jumped out at once and grabbed Sirius.
He started screaming so James put his hand over his mouth. Together they lifted Sirius up and made him walk along, holding his arms so he couldn't escape.
"I'm being kidnaappped! Someone help meee!' Sirius yelled.
"Shut up Sirius. You're gonna attract attention."
"That's the point." Sirius started to say but was cut off by James putting a hand over his mouth again.
The Marauders pulled Sirius along until the reached their room. They shoved him inside then locked the door. Sirius was too stupid to realize that he could unlock it from the inside. He started yelling something about kidnapping being evil then there was a lot of banging. Sirius's delighted yelping told them he had found the jackpot.
"Uh… Remus I have a strong feeling he has found your chocolate stash." James said.
"What?! Oh no…"
Several hours later…
"Wheeeeeeee!" Sirius giggled as he ran into the common room and back out.
"What the hell?!" James cried.
The Marauders quickly jumped up and ran out of the room up to their dorm. The door was broken… James suspicion had been proved right as there were chocolate wrappers all over the room and Sirius was still hyper.
"Now what are we gonna do?"
"Let him run about like a complete idiot and see if he calms down." Remus suggested.
"Good idea."
3AM in the morning…
Sirius flung the door (still broken) to their room open and grinned. Seeing them all sleeping he shouted, "Good morninnngggg Americaaa!"
James, Remus and Peter al woke up with a start. They all grumbled as they saw what time it was. They looked back at the doorway and Sirius was already gone. They soon fell asleep.
They woke up late the next morning and stumbled down to breakfast. Sitting at the table was none other than Sirius Black himself!
In fact he wasn't looking tired at all but at least all his energy had worn of.
"Wha? How are you so bright and chipper when I am pretty certain you did not sleep at all last night?" James asked Sirius suspiciously.
"Good morning to you too! And I am never telling you! Mwahhahaha!" Sirius said smirking evilly.
He then proceeded to stand up, pick up his plate, walk over to the teacher's table, and give it to them smiling then walk away.
No, make that skipped away.
Remus shook his head. "I will never understand that maniac."
"I heard that!" Sirius exclaimed.
"You were meant to…" Remus muttered.
"I heard that too!"
"Whatever Sirius. Just go to class already."
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I hope it made you laugh!
Well anyway, bye for now and see you next time! (Probably another story about some other sort of sweet stuff… MARSHMALLOWS!) No probably not marshmallows. I really don't care.
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