If the Gundam Boys Got Laid.....

By Mizu & Meg

Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing but I wish to god that I did.





Duo runs out of his apartment leaving the door open . A women pokes her head out and watches him leave. "Bye babe" Duo yells as she goes down the hall. When he reaches the elevator. "Come on, come on.!! he screams at the elevator. The clothes in his hands swing wildly around him. He is in nothing but his underwear. The door opens and he runs in place impatient to get to his floor. He is totally oblivious to the people that are staring at him., Finally the elevator stops and opens he grapes his clothes off the floor and rundown to the end of the hall. He try's to open the door, but fails. So after the tenth time he gets it open . When he walks in he seeing no one is there. "Damn it, Its was all for nothing" Duo says as he sits down putting his clothes on.

Wufie walks out of his apartment clam, cool, collected, hair pulled back, nice, and all set. He goes to the elevator Duo had just left and walked in and hit his number. As he's going up he starts to talk to a girl beside him. Soon they are plastered against the wall going at it. About 15 minutes later they reach his floor. He walks off the elevator completely naked. When he walked in to the conference room, he just stops and starts to laugh because here is Duo trying to pull on his pants and zip up his shirt at the same time.( Trust me this is NOT WORKING) " IT'S STUCK," Duo yells jumping around. "Excuse me, but what is?" Wufei finally asked. Just than Duo looks up to see Wufei in his birthday suit and his hair is all messed up, lipstick from one ear to the other. Duo stops what he is doing and just drops to the floor rolling with laughter. Wufei looks confused, "What is so damn funny." Duo points at him and tries to speak in-between laughing 'l-l-look a-at you!!" Wufei looks down at himself " AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" he goes running back to the elevator to finds his clothing sitting in a pile. He quickly gets dress and runs back to the room. Duo is still trying to get dressed.

Quarte and Trowa come running out of Trowa's room throwing clothing on as they run. They reach the room and enter to see Wufei helping Duo get dressed. Wufei is still a mess with the lipstick still on and his hair in ruin. They look at Quarte and Trowa and start to laugh a little . "What" Trowa asked. "Look at your clothes, man" Duo said. They look at each other and both say in unison " Opps." " Well this has been quite a morning." "Life a bitch. Ain't it," Duo said laughing, "Hey speaking of which, where Heero he is never late. He usually yell at us because were late to these meetings." No sooner then the words came out of Duo mouth in falls Heero and relena in a serious lip lock "oooookkkayy then buddy," saids Duo " You want to take that somewhere else." Heero looks up "Oh Shit" he says and starts to blush. Relena looked around the room to see everyone. She saw Quarte and Trowa in each other clothing., Wufei with lipstick and messed up hair, and Duo with his hair upbraided. "Oh great..." she says, getting off of Heero , and pulls her robe back on. She walks to the mirror and straightens up. She watches Heero stand up and sit down she walked over to him and pulls her bra off the back of his shirt. "I think this is mine." she said quietly. Everyone just laughs "Well that's one hell of a way to start a morning." Duo laughs.