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I decided to do a simple random and funny Naruto dare series because weeeeeeeeellllllllll I can't concentrate on a story of demons and I have a bunch of shit going on so I wanted to do something lose and funny. So basically YOU the readers send in dares and I force either the norm Naruto characters to do them or the shipppuden characters to do them. ITS ANYTHING GOES!! Almost. I can and will refuse dares you send in so don't throw a hissy fit it you don't get picked k?
I don't own… I don't –o-o-wn… WAAAAAAHHHHHHHH I DON'T OWN NARUTO-KUN ARE YOU HAPPY CORPORATE JACK OFFS!!
Chapter 1
DeadSilentAngel: HI!! Welcome to Naruto Dares of Doo- I MEAN FUN!! '
Naruto Characters Gulp
Shikamaru: this is such a drag
Temari: You always say that.
DeadSilentAngel: Right ok kay guys you can call me Angel, Dead, Silent, DeadSilent, or my full name I don't give a crap. Now that intros are out of the way and we have established that Shikamaru doesn't like it here glares at Shikamaru It's time for my dares for you. Before other people send some in.
FIRST DARE: SHIKAMARU MUST MAKE OUT WITH TEMARI!!
Shikamaru: ummmmmmmmm gottta go I think my mom is calling me!!
Angel: ohhh no you don't Forbidden art: Will of the angel no Jutsu!!
Temari and Shikamaru start making out.
Naruto: that was freakin awesome angel what WAS that dattebayo!!
Angel: It was a Jutsu I created it bends people to my will and can control entire countries if I wanted due to my massive power reserves and the fact I'm the angel of death!! smiles
Sasuke: I must copy that technique using my sharingan so I can kill my brother itachi!! And then have all the people in the world help me cut myself!!
Itachi: foolish little brother did you not listen to angel? She said the only reason she could use it was because she is the angel of death. You are not, and she also said to control entire countries you need massive chakra reserves which you do not have.
Angel: arigato Itachi-san but I do not use chakra I use a power in side of my soul that belongs to angels and kami herself alone. But still thank you for explaining mostly correctly to your gay emo little brother that he can never use my techniques. bows head
Itachi: blushes it was no problem.
NEXT DARE: SASUKE MUST BE RAPED HIS ENTIRE FANS ONE AT A TIME 30 MINUTES FOR EACH GIRL OR BOY WITH NO BREAKS ON HIS PART!!
Angel: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Forbidden Art: will of the angel no Jutsu!
a HUGE mob of people boy and girl drag Sasuke away with the infamous pink banshee (guess who) and Karin at the front leading the charge
Hinata: p—poor U-u-chiha-san.
Naruto: hugs Hinata awww don't worry Hinata-chan he'll be fine, maybe a little tramatized, or A LOT, but he'll still be fine and be back to sulking in no time.
Ino, me, Temari (who finally stopped making out with Shikamaru) Hana, Yugito, Konan, Tenten, Tsunade, and all other girls I may have forgotten other than banshee and slutty who were still leading the rape parade: KAWAII!! SO CUTE!! I always knew they get together.
Hinata and Naruto blushing like crazy we a-a-aren't t-t-together!!
Angel: riiiiiiiiiiiiiight and I'm the angel of life. Well that's enough for today.
Itachi: please send in dares in your reviews.
Angel: one more thing I will be having a contest for the angel of life and my co-host. As co-host you get to pick half of the dares for the chapter and get to talk during it boys and girls are welcome. Just send me a message with your screen name, (NOT REAL) personality, and I will pick randomly. All applications must be in by chapter 3 when it is released (when I get around to it) I will contact you if you win!!
Naruto: Review dattebayo!! Ja-ne!
