Inazuma Eleven Go Crack Story
[A/N:OMG WHA DO WE DO IN OUR SPARE FREE PERIODS O_O… Anyway, hope you enjoy the somewhat part 3 of the Inazuma Crack Story :D :D](WARNING: SPOILERS FOR THOSE WHO HAVE NOT WATCHED UP UNTIL EPISODE 32~ You have been warned…now read and review :D]
One day in a hospital bed, Taiyo decided to buy an ice-cream. He had ordered sunshine flavoured ice-cream with his new hospital buddy Shindou, who ordered natural tear-flavoured ice-cream. Sadly there was no flavour called that in the hospital, and Shindou began to weep tears; but not for sakka…but for…his beloved non-existent flavour. And then his tears poured into Taiyo's ice-cream to create a new flavour: TEAR SUNSHINE FLAVOURED ICECREAM.
Then, like the good little hospital boy that he was, Taiyo offered Shindou some of the new flavoured ice-cream that they had both created, when Yuuichi came rolling in with his evil chicken haired brother Count Tsurugi [who we assume you have met, if you haven't read snugglemedaily's Inazuma crack NOW~].
Chicken Tsurugi demanded that his older brother must have the greatest ice-cream flavour in the world (but then he'd steal it later and gobble it up, because that is what all chickens do to their harmless older brothers). And then a flying Tenma (aka Chicken Tsurugi's Boyfriend) decided to intrude on the ice-cream eating session between the hospital buddies and the random chicken in the room; oh wait that's Tsurugi…whoops
It then began to get awkward faster than hiroto's foton flash and so Tenma summoned his friend Pikachu Shinsuke because overly short people with gravity defying hair make every situation 100% better. "Buttopi Jumpuh!" The little Shinsuke chirped as he nibbled on Taiyo's silky hair. And then Taiyo started to frown like his sunshine-ness was beginning to fade away and Chicken Tsurugi looked like he was about to cry if the little Pokémon chirped happily again.
And through all that commotion, no one noticed that Shindou had run (well hobbled with his one good leg) away because he had been told that his sakka was no more. Tenma then heard his girlfriend –unknown to his boyfriend *cough cough*-"Sakkaaaaaah~~~~" and proceeded to ditch his boy-toy as he SOYOKAZE SUTEPU~ed to play with his girlfriend while Shinsuke was still omnomnomnoming on Taiyo's hair.
It was a this moment that Tenma realised that you could plant sakka balls in the ground to harvest the greatest looking sakka ball farm known to all sakka players; Kariya had told him so. So he gave a final kiss to the sakka ball that the creepy dude who wears too much perfume now who saved his life when he was growing into his hair gave him and buried it deep within the ground to start growing his beloved sakka ball tree. He watered the plant everyday with holy water as Tenma a very strong worshipper of the new found church: Sakkaism. And after he'd watered the tree, he'd yell "PRAISE SAKKAAAAAAAAH~"
And Further away Mr Holy Emperor Ishido was buying a lovely pink fluffy bear for a very special someone: Mr Fubuki. In sudden despair, Ishido then realised that Fubuki had a fan girl now: Yukimura and that he and Fubuki haven't spoken since their intensely sakka-fied break up ten years ago. And because of his now mouldy hair, he had to make sure that Yuuka and Toramaru restyled it before Fubu inhaled the poisonous gases that his hair emitted whenever he thought of Aphrodi's new max fab look entered his thoughts…
[A/N: Oh lal~ what have we done *headdesk*]
