Disclaimer: I do not own LoZ or Okami.

Claimer: But I do own Samina and Marty!

A/N: This is a random idea I got earlier.

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Chapter 1

WTF?

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Amaterasu was wandering around Nippon, Issun sitting on her head bugging her.

"What're we doing, Ammy?" He was asking repeatedly, annoying Ammy who couldn't reply seeing as, well, she was a wolf.

Then, the two spotted something in the distance.

It was another wolf, with what appeared to be an imp on it's back.

"So, are we gonna go talk to it Am-" Issun began, Amaterasu eating him before he could finish.

A muffled yelling noise was coming from Amaterasu's mouth.

Amaterasu then decided to walk up to the other wolf.

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Link and Midna were confused. One minute, they'd been wandering Hyrule. The next, they were in this weird place.

"Any ideas?" Midna asked, and Wolf Link shook his head.

Now, a strange white wolf with red markings was approaching them, a weird noise coming from it's mouth.

"Link, go human again. Who knows what this thing is," Midna warned Link, who turned into a human.

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Now Amaterasu was really freaked out. The wolf had turned human, the imp going in his shadow.

"Heeey, lemme out, I wanna see!" Issun yelled, forcing his way out of Amaterasu's mouth. "Woah, what happened to the imp and the wolf?" Issun continued, Amaterasu glaring up at her forehead where the strange creature was sitting.

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But why was Link in Nippon? The answer actually lay on Earth, in England, in a normal house.

Samina Garunagi, of Indian heritage, was 16, but with her maturity and unnatural height, she could pass for at least 20. She was incredibly intelligent, graceful, psychic. Oh yes, and one of the world's most experienced coder/hackers.

With her was her best friend Marty Jones, who was also 16, and good at hacking, but looked like he was 16. He had average intelligence, shaggy black hair, and brown eyes.

The two had been in Samina's bedroom, playing Okami and Twilight Princess, when Samina had had a brainwave.

"What if we took the games' data, and coded them together?" She'd asked, so the two had done so. The result: A new Wii game that was an Okami/Zelda mash-up, that made the two say "AWESOME!" in unison.

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"I can't believe that you could get a multiplayer game by splicing two single player games together," Marty said as the two played their strange game.

"Heh, never doubt the powers of Samina Garunagi," Samina said, Marty replying jokingly "You have powers OTHER than being a psychic hacker!?"

Causing Samina to stick her middle finger up at him. "Nah, I'm joking, you're funny Mart," Samina laughed when she saw him get a little upset.

"Hey, what's up with your TV? There's a portal or something forming in the middle of it," Marty said after cheering up, pointing at the now-swirly TV screen.

"I don't know," Samina said, before the two were pulled towards the TV screen.

The last thing that could be heard was samina's voice saying "Oh shit."