Alrighty, a FF starring my OC, Shada! Wahoo! Ahem, excuse my hyperness.
Oh, one thing-LINK WILL NOT DIE (I wouldn't ever do that), so don't flame me saying 'OMFGZOMGBBQ!!! ur g0nn4 KiLl teh Linkeh!!!111!!1one!1! I h473 u!11!!!11!!' if anyone does happen to flame me like that, I'll have to go 1337 on your 455
CHPT 1- Shada
"are you Shada?" asked a man, wearing a black cloak so only the bottom of his olive face was visible, upon entering a small building
"who wants to know?" I inquired, one of my black highlighted strands of hair falling in front of my face
A smirk fell upon the shrouded man's lips "I have a job for you, a well-paying job if you finish it"
I leaned forward a little bit; money has always been an interest of mine "what…kind of job?"
"the fun kind" he said "I need you to…rid me of a nuisance"
"I charge extra for elimination, I hope you know" I grinned
"I've been informed of that already" was the man's response "I came prepared to pay anything"
The man took out a sack of money and placed it on the small table in front of me
I grabbed the sack and stared inside…silver rupees galore! There must have been over 3 million dollars worth of rupees in that sack!
"I'll gladly accept, tell me the who, where, when, and how" I pulled out a quill and a piece of paper
"I don't care how or where, just do it soon" he requested
"alright, I'll do it as soon as possible, if you'd be kind enough to tell me who to kill" I asked once more
"his name is Link. Blond hair, blue eyes, Hylian ears and a distinct green dress that he calls a tunic"
"wears a dress? So he's gay?" I questioned, and scribbled down his name and other various things
"um….not to my knowledge" the man said, confused as to why I would ask that question
"okay, one last question…who are you? I like to know the name of the people I do business with"
"my name, huh? Call me Ganondorf" the man named Ganondorf said, then walked out of the small building "by the way, after you kill this young man, you'll receive a generous amount of more money"
I nodded slowly…well, I suppose I should tell you who I am, no?
If you haven't guessed already, my name is Shada. I'm twenty years old and I'm a traveling mercenary
I take all sorts of jobs, such as retrieving a lost pet or doing effortless chores the simple-minded residents of Kakariko Village are too lazy to do themselves
I also kill
Now, you're probably thinking 'oh my god! How could she kill for a living!?' well, the fact is that I don't care about the people I kill, their lives mean absolutely nothing to me whatsoever
Am I cold and heartless? No, I'm just looking out for number one, and what's wrong with that?
Plus, killing is what really gets you money; it's surprising how much a person will pay you to do their dirty work
I'd be poor and helpless if I only did simple tasks for a living…just goes to show, being nice gets you absolutely nothing
Now that you know more about my personality, how about you learn what I look like?
My hair goes down to my waist and is vibrant silver, with one strand of black in the front, and my eyes are deep purple
As far as my outfit goes, I wear a loose black tank top with baggy grey pants and two crossing black studded belts. I wear black gloves and huge black boots
Why do I wear the gloves and boots? Because I'm a reject, that's why. I'm a hybrid between the Hylian and the Zoran race, a freak against nature
Or at least that's what everyone called me, I used to ignore it, but now I'd kill them if they made fun of me
My hands are a dark shade of blue, my feet are blue and webbed, and I have fins on my hips (which I hide with my pants) and ears that look like fins (which I hide with my hair)
I'm a weird person, and I know it
Hell, I'm damn proud of it!
So, you know that I kill for a living, but what do I kill with?
My weapons of choice are two long chains with razor-sharp blades on the ends, and then they have spikes up and down the chain part
I usually only use one chain, but if the job gets harder, I pull out both chains and finish it quickly
Well, now you know all about me, but even with this information, I bet you couldn't predict what was going to happen next
My real story picks up a few minutes after the cloaked man from the beginning left my home
I smiled at the money in front of me, dreaming of what to do with it, but first I decided I had to find this Link guy and track his daily movements to learn his routines
I started with asking around Kakariko Village, and when I finally asked the cuckoo lady, she gave me the best lead
"oh I know that young man, he helped me with my lovely chickens!" she exclaimed "but I really don't know where he is…last time I heard him, he went to the graveyard to find an item, but left once he did"
I sighed and left without a thank-you, then walked to the graveyard
I looked around for signs, and noticed a grave that was pulled backwards from its place
There was a hole and I decided to jump down it
When I reached the bottom, I was in a dungeon-like place. On the ground were scattered remains of skeletons
A ghost was hovering around two torches, and with some hesitation, I finally decided to talk to the seemingly harmless ghost (I took out my chain just incase)
"hey! You! Are you listening to me?" I asked
The ghost turned his attention to me "what?"
I regained my composure and said "I'm looking for a blonde-haired man named Link, he should be dressed in a green dress…or tunic"
"ah, yes, the young man came here not long ago, he said he needed a weapon to get into a forest or something" the ghost responded
The forest temple! You need a grappling hook of some sort to get into that place! I thought "what weapon did he get?"
"I gave him my hookshot because he beat me in a race"
I nodded slowly, then outstretched my arm above my head and yelled "lost woods!"
Instantly, I was transported to the lost woods entrance
Oh, I forgot to mention one thing, I can use magic, but only simple stuff like force fields and teleportation
I ran through the entrance and swerved to the right, then to the left, then to the right again, arriving at a small pond with a young boy guarding the entrance
"only Saria's closest friends are allowed through!" the midget said
"who?" I asked, then grabbed the kid's collar and threw him in the lake "be thankful I didn't kill you for opposing me"
I began running again and took a left turn, then a right turn, and ended up in the sacred forest meadow
I looked around the corners and noticed that the large boar-things wearing Speedos weren't roaming around like usual
"weird, he must have killed them" I said he can kill all those guards? I think he's better than I give him credit for, maybe I should just kill him once I find him instead of waiting?
I ran through the maze of bushes until I came to a staircase
I ran up the stairs, being as silent as possible, he was near…I could sense it
When I reached a certain spot, I saw a figure of a tall man, he was clad in green and had a hat covering his blond hair
Bingo! I raced up behind him silently and his ear twitched
He turned his attention behind him, but I jumped up into a nearby tree, so he didn't see me
"what's wrong?" a floating blue orb asked Link
"I though I heard something…oh well" Link adjusted his attention to aiming his hookshot
He was about to shoot when I jumped down from the tree and revealed myself
He dropped the hookshot in surprise and stared at me "what the-!?"
"is your name Link?" I asked, placing my hands on my chains, ready to attack if necessary
"yes, it is" Link said, still a little shaken
"good!" I pulled out the chains and as I raced towards him I screamed "prepare to die!"
Woohoo, end o' chapter one (yah, I know it sucked and Shada asked to many questions)! Reviews please!
