The Gooey Stranger
The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Klavier strode along the path, making for Stinky Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Sweaty Chocolate, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Face.
A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his sticky penis just in time to face the harry man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.
The man struck retardedly, and Klavier barely raised his penis to meet the attack. They fought long and slopply until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.
At last, Klavier found himself forced to one knee, the man's penis pressed to his creepy foot. "I am Kristoph of Stinky Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Sweaty Chocolate. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you on a fishy fish."
But Klavier had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his penis with a twist, overpowered Kristoph and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Klavier said, looking down upon him.
Kristoph's leg shimmered like how rainbows can shoot out of your ass. "I have underestimated you, Klavier. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."
Klavier's desire was enflamed. His foot throbbed and all his thoughts were to lick Kristoph like a whale. Klavier caressed Kristoph's scary leg and he responded. They came together sexfully, and their joining was as rough as their battle, and also much louder.
"Ah, my sweet poop!" Klavier groaned and licked Kristoph as roughly as he could.
"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"
"Oh," Klavier said. "That's where I put the Sweaty Chocolate for safekeeping. Sorry."
When they had finished their romp, they drowsed angerly on the grass, forgetful of all but their lovely love. "We will stay together forever," Kristoph said, and they began all over again.
And so it was that the Wizard Face never got the Sweaty Chocolate and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.
