Hey! This be Graci!
I have almost never read a Fanfiction including the Martian Manhunter that did not include something about Oreos. Because I'm craving to get my writing out I'm publishing this now! To the tune how much is That doggy in the window cuz I have a baby brother who listened to this song every time he was in the car.. And since i was home, I did too, and it got stuck in my head. Here is the product.
Do not own J'onn, Booster, Oreos, DC comics, the watchtower... Or doggy in the window. Everything is property of DC except Oreos and doggy in the window who I don't know who owns.
Sorry for long exposition, enjoy.
I was a bit hungry and was craving
Some Oreos from last night
They are a Martian's food dream
Especially when left overnight!
Oh can I eat oreos from the fridge?
Those ones that GL bought for me?
Oh can I eat Oreos from the fridge?
That came from Supermart?
I went to my stash of the Oreos
Best you could get anywhere?
But Booster and Beetle were in there
Only a few crumbs were left
Oh can I eat oreos from the fridge?
Those ones that GL bought for me?
Oh can I eat Oreos from the fridge?
That came from Supermart?
Booster and beetle saw me glaring
A glare that did equal Batman's
They ran from the room and I confirmed
No Oreos were left at all
I cannot eat my treasured Oreos, (sniff) Booster and Beetle ate all.
My poor Oreos, I'm crying for you
They are gone, and there's nothing to do.
I walked the watchtower in search of Oreos
My search was fruitless and sad
Booster and beetle are still hiding
But there's a package of those on my bed!
They got me the Oreos I did eat
The best of the best you can get
Booster and Beetle are forgiven,
I do believe that they felt bad!
:|
-J'onn J'onzz
Teehee! This was originally about hot wings, gosh, I love those things! (Hopes for hot wings)
BTW, I will never have anything worse than blood in my fanfics, because I was ten when I first reading these and didn't know the difference between K and MA. (For the children!)
Thanks,
Graci Satchell
