Hey! This be Graci!

I have almost never read a Fanfiction including the Martian Manhunter that did not include something about Oreos. Because I'm craving to get my writing out I'm publishing this now! To the tune how much is That doggy in the window cuz I have a baby brother who listened to this song every time he was in the car.. And since i was home, I did too, and it got stuck in my head. Here is the product.

Do not own J'onn, Booster, Oreos, DC comics, the watchtower... Or doggy in the window. Everything is property of DC except Oreos and doggy in the window who I don't know who owns.

Sorry for long exposition, enjoy.

I was a bit hungry and was craving

Some Oreos from last night

They are a Martian's food dream

Especially when left overnight!

Oh can I eat oreos from the fridge?

Those ones that GL bought for me?

Oh can I eat Oreos from the fridge?

That came from Supermart?

I went to my stash of the Oreos

Best you could get anywhere?

But Booster and Beetle were in there

Only a few crumbs were left

Oh can I eat oreos from the fridge?

Those ones that GL bought for me?

Oh can I eat Oreos from the fridge?

That came from Supermart?

Booster and beetle saw me glaring

A glare that did equal Batman's

They ran from the room and I confirmed

No Oreos were left at all

I cannot eat my treasured Oreos, (sniff) Booster and Beetle ate all.

My poor Oreos, I'm crying for you

They are gone, and there's nothing to do.

I walked the watchtower in search of Oreos

My search was fruitless and sad

Booster and beetle are still hiding

But there's a package of those on my bed!

They got me the Oreos I did eat

The best of the best you can get

Booster and Beetle are forgiven,

I do believe that they felt bad!

:|

-J'onn J'onzz

Teehee! This was originally about hot wings, gosh, I love those things! (Hopes for hot wings)

BTW, I will never have anything worse than blood in my fanfics, because I was ten when I first reading these and didn't know the difference between K and MA. (For the children!)

Thanks,

Graci Satchell