Accidentally Undead

A/N: Me and my sisters felt like writing a song parody, so here it is.

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or "Accidentally In Love".

A/N: To be sung to the tune of "Accidentally In Love" by Counting Crows. (Love that song!) Please when posting reviews, don't include profanity, even if it's complimentary. It's not something I appreciate. Thank you. 

So they say

What's the problem, Voldy?

What's the problem

I don't know

Well, maybe I'm undead

Dead!

Think about it,

Every time I think about it,

Can't stop thinkin' 'bout it

How much longer will it take to do this?

I tried to steal that stupid Stone,

But that didn't work out

Out!

Makes me want to kill someone

But I realize that that

Won't help me right now.

O-oh!

C'mon, c'mon!

My name is Lord Voldemort

C'mon, c'mon!

I used to go to Hogwarts

C'mon, c'mon!

They gave me awards to shut my mouth...

So I said

Hey there, Lucius Malfoy!

Let's start up an evil club

We'll terrorize the town

Town!

I've got Lucius,

Crabbe, Goyle, and Bellatrix,

But seems they can't do anything right.

O-oh!

Right now I'm grinding my teeth

From their stupid

Stupidity

No, no!

C'mon, c'mon!

I'm an evil warlord!

C'mon, c'mon!

Who likes to go by Voldemort!

C'mon, c'mon!

Wanna join?

Call this number now...

O-oh!

C'mon, c'mon!

1-800-DIE-HARRY!

C'mon, c'mon!

You might even get married!

C'mon, c'mon!

Or just end up with a real cute pet!

I'm accidentally undead,

Accidentally undead (repeat six times)

Accidentally...

I'm undead

I'm undead

(repeat four times)

Accidentally...

I'm undead

I'm undead

(repeat four times)

Accidentally!

C'mon, c'mon!

Help me kill that brat!

C'mon, c'mon!

Yeah, we will squash him flat!

C'mon, c'mon!

With a heavy anvil made of lead!

I'm undead!

A/N: There it is! Please review!