POP!
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter! Or anything involving Chicago the musical…
"And now I'm presenting the six merry murderesses of Hogwarts in their rendition of the 'Cell Block Tango'." Said Dumbledore.
Hermione stood up, as the rest of the chorus, which consisted of Ginny, herself, Fleur, Padmaya, and Katie Bell, started singing "He had it coming…" And the rest of the chorus is bumping in every few seconds with "Pop… Six… Squish… Uh Uh… Cicero… Lipschitz…"
Hermione glides over to where Seamus was sitting, and started to explain why she was in the choir," You know how people have these little habits that get you down? Like Seamus. He liked to chew gum. No, not chewing'. POPPIN'. "
Seamus sits in his chair, blowing bubbles and popping them noisily.
"So I come home this one day, and I'm really irritated, and I'm hoping to get a little sympathy from Seamus. And when I get in, there's Seamus, lyin' on the couch, drinkin' a Firewhiskey, and chewin', no, poppin' his gum. And I walk over to him and I say" and they are acting this out the whole time, " 'Seamus, if you pop that gum one more time.' And guess what. He pops it. And so I take my wand out of my pocket, and fired two warning shots." All chorus singing stops. " INTO his HEAD!"
All of the jailbird chorus stands up, and they break into a song and dance routine.
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd had been there
If you'd had heard it
I bet that you would've done the same…
A/N :What do you think! Good and bad reviews are welcome. I'm doing another story intertwining with this.
