Disclaimer: Not again!!!-- sigh I do not own Harry potter…but I do have Black and Snape tied up in my room. He he he I caught Snape during the summer. . Also Tarot card meanings come from P. Scott Hollander.

Author: "Why me of course" smile They don't know who you are "Oh I forgot. I'm the great and all powerful Rei, child of taboo" bows Introduce me "And this is my annoying muse Gem. Just ignore her" hits Rei "owww! And also my editor Ashe will be helping "

Warning: This story contains some Snape abuse.

Last words: This story isn't my primary concern. I will be spending most of my time on 'Heritage' so this will be slow to update until I finish that story.

Chapter one Ten ways to torment Snape.

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1. Tell him how greasy his hair is.

2.Sneak into his room at night and braid his hair.

3.Give him shampoo for his birthday.

4.Turn his cloths pink.

5.Give him shampoo for Christmas.

6.Imitate Voldy-po and order Snape to shave his hair off.

7.Read his diary at a Death Eater meeting.

8.Set him up on a blind date with Malfoy Sr.

9.Give him shampoo during class for no reason.

10.Set hair on fire…wait scratch that, wash hair in great hall.