The kitchen incident
So in chapter two of episode one I mention a kitchen incident this is it.
To: Admiral Christopher Pike, Supervisor of the Avengers Program AdmiralPike
From: Firebird, Leader of the Avengers Program Phoenixfire
Subject: Sorry, Sir.
This is the official report filed on stardate 225508.01
Firebird groans and looks of at the ... participants ... of the incident with a look that made them understand the term If Looks Could Kill. They looked at each other and gulped.
Topic: Ingroup fighting
Firebird continued to look at them with death in her eyes, "Now I am writting a report to Admiral Pike on this ... incident... what should I tell him." She asked with a voice as cold as ice saying incident with a voice dripping with venom. The cold tone of voice though was counterbalanced by her hair which was setting itself ablaze with her anger, reminding everyone she was phoenix born.
Reason: A sentient refrigerator
"First of all, I would like to know why the fridge was sentient in the first place." Firebird short at the deadm-er-participant.
"It seemed like a good idea at the time," the doomed person said sheepishly.
"It seemed like a good idea at the time." Firebird paused, "Is that what you want me to tell him was the reason for five of your teammates being in the hospital"
Participant/s: Tech aka Aurora Gayle Stark, Scream aka Abigeal Caitlin Cassidy, Whiteout aka Ryuu Taro Arashikage, Thunder aka RĂșni Thorson, Bone aka Remy Mikhail Rushman, Rubicon aka Charles Burnum Bishop, Hg aka Samuel Trevor Ford, Spider aka Lily Pearl Parker, Phantasm aka Namid Migisi Longknife
"Is this a good time to tell you that I also also made the blender, vacuum cleaner, dish washer, and one of the treadmills sentient" asked doomed person number one, also known as tech, fiddling with a screwdriver.
"Anything else," Asked Firebird her left eye developing a twitch.
"Errm," Tech thought for a moment, "Oh, my alarm clock, I couldn't sleep and was bored."
Responsible person/s: Tech, Thunder, Bone, Rubicon,
"Your boredom caused this." Firebird started waving her arms about, her voice taking a avian quality, as phoenix flames danced around her.
The doomed ones started backing up mentally recalling their wills.
Tech left every object to her father, as well as half her cash. The other half was to be split between different engineering ventures. Her body was to be shot into the sun.
Thunder wanted everything shipped back to Asgard, excepted for his poptarts stock that was to be given to Tony Starkson for use of feeding his fellow warriors, and his Ipod to be given to Lady Darcy. His weapons were to be donated to needing young warriors, and his body be given proper Asgardian funeral rites.
Bone wanted his belongings to be split between the Morlocks. His body would be burned then spread in the tunnels, so that the top-dwellers wouldn't get it.
Rubicon wasn't actually thinking of his will. He was trying to remember if any of his weapons could stop an angry phoenix, preferably leaving earth intact. Possibly North America... and maybe the US... he probably shouldn't demolish California ... or Marin County ... and people would probably be upset if he eradicated Fort Baker... as well as Starfleet Academy ... he'd probably be expelled if he knocked down their house... and be in detention forever if he destroyed the floor they were on... and be in huge trouble if he damaged the dorm ... and the others would gang up on him if he ruined the room. That definitely limited his weapons.
Victim/s: Scream, Whiteout, Hg, Spider, Phantasm.
Firebird started pacing flames leaping from her body. "And you three just had to overreact. You especially Mr. Bishop."
Rubicon gulped.
"You set up this whole chain reaction. If you had not been carrying guns From The Future in the kitchen, you would not have started shooting at the Refrigerator when it spoke, causing the Refrigerators Shields to activate." She rounded back to Tech, "and of course, the shield doesn't absorb the energy bullets it reflects them scattering them all over the kitchen hitting Five of your teammates." Firebird snarled at the other two. "As for you two"
Injuries:
A. Scream- first second degree burns, concussion (grade two) See attached medical file
B. Whiteout- pierced foot, first degree burns, concussion (grade one) See attached medical file
C. Hg- concussion (grade one), broken arm (left), See attached medical file
D. Spider- three broken ribs, concussion (grade three), first degree burns See attached medical file
E. Phantasm- Broken rib, third degree burns, broken arm (right), broken legs (both) See attached medical file
"If energy bullets weren't enough, you two had stayed up past curfew last night to watch horror movies. You decided the fridge was haunted and Started Firing Bone Shards And Lightning Bolts At The Fridge ..." She took a big breath as to calm herself. It did not seem to be working. "Bone Shards And Lightning Bolts."
/scream
/whiteout
/hg
/spider
/phantasm
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"I will ask one more time what should I ask him" questioned Firebird.
Next up Tech tells her side, and gets her punishment
