Hey, everyone! If this post seems familiar I had posted it before, but I took it down because of the mirrored sites thing. I just decided to upload it again for your enjoyment.

Disclaimer: I do not own the rights to The Hobbit; they belong to Tolkien, Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer, New Line Cinema, and WingNut Films. However, the song "The Twelves Days of Christmas" is in the public domain and is therefore fair game.

Author's Note: I know there were many, many more spiders, but I couldn't think of anything else to put for day eight. ;)


The Twelve Days of Christmas Hobbit Style

On the first day of Christmas,

Pete Jackson gave to me:

A Hobbit stuck in a tree.

On the second day of Christmas,

Pete Jackson gave to me:

Two pale Orcs,

And a Hobbit stuck in a tree.

On the third day of Christmas,

Pete Jackson gave to me:

Three heirs of Durin,

Two pale Orcs,

And a Hobbit stuck in a tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas,

Pete Jackson gave to me:

Four White Council Members,

Three heirs of Durin,

Two pale Orcs,

And a Hobbit stuck in a tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas,

Pete Jackson gave to me:

The Battle of Five Armies!

Four White council Members,

Three heirs of Durin,

Two pale Orcs,

And a Hobbit stuck in a tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas,

Pete Jackson gave to me:

Six feature films,

The Battle of Five Armies!

Four White Council Members,

Three heirs of Durin,

Two pale Orcs,

And a Hobbit stuck in a tree

On the seventh day of Christmas,

Pete Jackson gave to me:

Seven Dwarven Fathers,

Six feature films,

The Battle of Five Armies!

Four White Council Members,

Three heirs of Durin,

Two pale Orcs,

And a Hobbit stuck in a tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas,

Pete Jackson gave to me:

Eight giant spiders,

Seven Dwarven Fathers,

Six feature films,

The Battle of Five Armies!

Four White Council Members,

Three heirs of Durin,

Two pale Orcs,

And a Hobbit stuck in a tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas,

Pete Jackson gave to me:

Nine Black Riders,

Eight giant spiders,

Seven Dwarven Fathers,

Six feature films,

The Battle of Five Armies!

Four White Council Members,

Three heirs of Durin,

Two pale Orcs,

And a Hobbit stuck in a tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas,

Pete Jackson gave to me:

Ten thousand Goblins

Nine Black Riders,

Eight giant spiders,

Seven Dwarven Fathers,

Six feature films,

The Battle of Five Armies!

Four White Council Members,

Three heirs of Durin,

Two Pale Orcs,

And a Hobbit stuck in a tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,

Pete Jackson gave to me:

Eleven battle scenes,

Ten thousand Goblins,

Nine Black Riders,

Eight giant spiders,

Seven Dwarven Fathers,

Six feature films,

The Battle of Five Armies!

Four White Council Members,

Three heirs of Durin,

Two pale Orcs,

And a Hobbit stuck in a tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,

Pete Jackson gave to me:

Twelve hours of crying,

Eleven battle scenes,

Ten thousand Goblins,

Nine Black Riders,

Eight giant spiders

Seven Dwarven Fathers

Six feature films,

The Battle of Five Armies!

Four White Council Members,

Three heirs of Durin,

Two pale Orcs,

And a Hobbit stuck in a tree.