Somewhere in a cliff-type forest area place or whatever, in a world where freaky transforming robots and humans coexist apparently, douche-bag dude and slutty chick were making on top of a yellow car. After a minute of that the car started to play some cheesy porno music all on its own. This, of course, was Bumblebee's doing.
"Knock it off, if I wanted to listen to that we'd be filming this...and it's not Saturday!" D-bag dude pounded on the hood of the car, and the music stopped.
"Fine, dick, be that way." Bumblebee muttered to himself, contemplating driving off the cliff and killing them all...but he didn't...too bad.
Just then, Iron Man landed in front of the car and looked around. "God I can't believe I'm here...this movie sucks..." He said quietly as he stepped forward. "I am Iron Man, and I hereby commandeer your lady for sexual acts."
As he got closer some alarms in his suit started going off. "Sir," Jarvis said. "My STD senses are going wild, I recommend not touching this...thing any time soon."
"Yeah, no worries there..." Tony said as he got closer and saw what she really looked like. "There's not enough beer in the world to make me want to hit and quit that..."
"I'm right here, you know!" Slutty chick shouted.
"Yeah, no shit, but guess what...now you're there." Iron Man said as he pointed to an area down below the cliff.
"I don't get it."
Iron Man raised his repulsor ray hand and blasted the whore off of the cliff and to the bottom of the valley thing, where she made a Wile E. Coyote poof when she landed. "Now you do." He turned around and left d-bag dude alone cause he didn't give a crap about that loser. "Hey, isn't this movie about robots?" Just then, Optimus Prime landed behind him, furious that Iron Man killed that one chick. "Where's the damn robots at?" Optimus swung and knocked Tony right into a tree, taking it down. Tony rubbed his head and the eyes on his mask glew red. "Oh HELL no, you did not just do that, bitch!"
"Nice shot, Prime!" Bumblebee said as he transformed into his robot self.
"Yeah, nice shot, asshole! But now it's my turn!" Iron Man said as he stood up and grabbed the tree that he took down. "TREE ATTACK!" He tossed it at the two robots, who grabbed it and the force sent them barreling down and landing on top of that one whore's dead body. "And now for the big boom, my favorite part..." A missile rose out of his shoulder and shot off down below, blowing the two bots up to smithereens. "It's the little things in life..." He glared at the stupid hero of the movie, who jumped off the cliff at his own will, in fear. "Thought so." Iron Man flew away into the distance.
