Social Media Chaos
Twitter is so mainstream. With other social media/ Messaging apps the possibilities for fun are endless. Kristian has returned to spark some fun in her stale everyday life. How? With Kik and Facebook of course. Sequel of: Twitter Frenzy.
[Randy Orton Has Joined The Conversation- invited by Kristian Farrelly-Anoa'i]
[John Cena Has Joined The Conversation- invited by Kristian Farrelly-Anoa'i]
[Stephen Farrelly Has Joined The Conversation- invited by Kristian Farrelly-Anoa'i]
[Adam Copeland Has Joined The Conversation- invited by Kristian Farrelly-Anoa'i]
[Joe Anoa'i Has Joined The Conversation- invited by Kristian Farrelly-Anoa'i]
[Phil Brooks Has Joined The Conversation- invited by Kristian Farrelly-Anoa'i]
Kristian: Guess who's back bitches. :)
Punk: Oh God Why?!
Randy: Why am I in this conversation?
Kristian: Oh 'cause we all love you Randy baby ;)
Punk: Excuse you, that's my man.
John: I could've at least been warned about this? Now my life is going to be ruined...again
Adam: Do I really have to be in this conversation? What the hell are we even gonna talk about?
Kristian: All kinds of wonderful things...like cheese and cake and cheese and Canda Moist and Unicorns and paper and...I gotta pee :(
Sheamus: It's days like this where I wish I didn't get a new phone.
John: Wait, Shea what happened to your old phone?
Sheamus: We were at the Grand Canyon just to visit. Kristian had my phone...
Roman: Kristian threw his phone into the canyon just 'cause she wanted to see if she could hear it ring from all the way below. XD funny shit, you guys shoulda been there. The look on his face!
Sheamus: Shut up, Roma. She did the exact same to yours.
Roman: Hush up, Son. And call me Roma one more time and I'll spear you!
Adam: Hey now. The spear is mine. No stealy.
Punk: Damn, Roman. You're a real gangster.
Kristian: Shut up hoes and let me speak!
Kristian: Now. I think we should throw a party for Blue 'cause he just went pee outside for the first time. So proud of my babies!
Punk: Are we forgetting that it is MY birthday that is coming up this month? Punktober has already begun and apsmaodkhwidbcbeusiwjdow
Randy: Sorry for his ranting he will not be seeing his phone for the rest of the day.
Kristian: HEY! SHUT UP! Good now, Uuuh what was I gonna say?
John: Something about parties and Blue?
Kristian: Right. Anyway so have you guys ever seen this movie called The Avengers? It's fucking awesome!
Roman: How did we go from a party for our dog, to the Avengers?
Sheamus: You live with her! You're acting like you don't know her!
Roman: Alright I'm really gonna bop the shit outta you. I'm getting real tired of your shit Steph.
Sheamus: My shit? I don't recall my shit doing anything to you.
Roman: Why do you always lie to me? The last time I checked you're Kristian hogging!
Sheamus: Kristian hogging?! I don't Kristian hog it's her choice of who she wants to love more!
Roman: It's unfair! Do you know how many times she gave me a peck on the lips and you...you get a whole 30 minute make out session!
Sheamus: Sounds to me like someone's jealous. ;)
Roman: Me? Jealous? Please! I'm too good looking to be jealous
Sheamus: So if you're so good looking, Roma...why is it that I could easily Kristian hog?
Roman: FINALLY! YOU POTATO LOVING ASS CHEEK, YOU ADMITTED IT! That's it a spear is coming your way.
Sheamus: Not before my size 13 boot grazes your face!
Roman: Try me you red-headed son of a bitch.
John: Stop the violence, Increase the peace!
Adam: Kris, are they always like this?
Kristian: Bacon :) I mean yes.
Randy: Punk's Phone is trying to have sex with me...
John: ...
Sheamus: ...
Kristian: ...
Adam: Uuuh...
Roman: Get out!
Randy: :(
[Randy Orton Left the Conversation]
Roman: Now that that's handled, where was I?
[Wade Barrett Has Joined The Conversation- invited by Kristian Farrelly-Anoa'i]
Wade: Sorry guys but I'm afraid I have some bad news...
Adam: Bad News?
Wade: Yes, bad news. Randy still has control over Punk's phone. He will be joining the conversation again.
[Wade Barrett Left The Conversation]
Punk: I'm baaaaaack! Wow, Barrett sure did bring some good news huh?
[Kristian Farrelly-Anoa'i has left the conversation]
[Joe Anoa'i has left the conversation]
[Adam Copeland has left the conversation]
[Stephen has left the conversation]
[John Cena has left the conversation]
[Wade Barrett has joined the conversation- invited by Phil Brooks]
Wade: Randal, I have some bad news.
Punk: Oh great
Wade: Everyone has left the conversation, and we have neared the end of our segment.
[Wade Barrett has left the conversation]
Punk: Bad News Barrett!
