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Another Day, Another Mishap

Incident 1

Everything was so right in the country.

Peaceful tranquility.

Everyone walking down the street without any worries.

BIG EXPLOSION

"Sousuke, why do you always have to do something like this everyday?"

Kaname Chidori already knew the answer the war manic was saying.

"You can be assured Kaname, that this was in an act of safety."

"I cannot believe this. What's the reason for it this time?"

"Well, I was walking by the shoe lockers this morning. When I hear one of the girls screaming from the girl's locker rooms, I took initiative and rushed over."

At this point, Kaname was already starting to get upset about what he did.

"I pulled the pin off my smoke grenade and threw it in, with me following rushing in afterwards. Turns out that it was just a false alarm."

Whack Sousuke with newspaper she was already holding.

"DIMWIT! You can't just go rushing to the scene whenever you hear a scream or something that is just irrational!"

"Do not be so upset Kaname, no one was injured. This time."

Chidori was already starting to clench the newspaper harder.

"But fear not Kaname. I've been talking to sources about getting guards on the school campus."

"Oh really? And why are you doing this? You can cause enough trouble by yourself."

"This is because I will be on vacation next week. Doing something. Something important."

"Well I hope you don't die."

"Will do Ms. Chidori."

Incident 2

"Kaname, I think the math here is too hard for me," said Kyouko.

"Don't worry Kyouko, it gets easier once you get the hang of it."

KABOOM at far side of school. Kaname and Kyouko run to scene of explosion.

Sousuke is found holding a man in a suit in a lock-hold position with gun in hand.

"Now tell me what you are planning to do to our school. If you come peacefully, I will let you off with at least a scar, bruise, broken bone, or all three."

Whacks Sousuke on head with newspaper, causing him to let go.

"I'm sorry, I don't know what has gotten over him."

The man spoke in a deep voice, and put on a hat that hid his face.

"It's alright. I was planning to donate to this school, but if this is what it is, a…a…military outpost, I am reconsidering.

Sousuke had a surprised look on his face as Kaname was starting to get upset.

"No, no, it's not like that at all. This is Jindai High School, a fine school with many achievements. He is, you could say, an inquisitive student of Jindai.

"Hm, I suppose but I wish to see this school to make sure it is worth of a sizeable donation."

Kaname is left with a pale expression on her face as Sousuke proudly leads the man in and out of the school. Sousuke did nothing unusual though. He was…normal.

"And that is it, sir."

"Very nice. I think this school is worth of a donation. Now, I should be going now."

"Wow Sousuke, I'm surprised you didn't pull anything."

"It did not look like it, but I did. Because of the fact that he seemed suspicious, I planted several bombs on his back when no one was looking. In exactly 10 seconds, the bombs on his back will explode. You can never be too careful.

KABOOM!

Incident 3

Kaname and Kyouko were walking down the street.

"Thank goodness that was the last period of the day."

"Yes, now we can just go home and relax."

Suddenly, they heard a very loud rolling noise.

"Do you hear that Kyouko? Sounds like…"

"Sounds like a street sweeper or something very large."

Huge tank rolls over several houses and heads toward the girls.

Girls scream, as Sousuke comes out of the tank.

"Sousuke, what are you doing driving a tank in a community?"

"Oh Kaname, I was test-driving my tank, by seeing if it has the able to run over objects yet. Apparently, trees and houses can be run over. And people. And animals. Do you want to drive it Chidori?"

"No thanks, I'm kind of scared of big tanks right now."

"Alright, so I'll go back on patrol."

Sousuke goes back in the tank and starts running over some houses again.

"Kyouko, I swear he is never going to realize how much this area needs to be rid of him and his military antics."

"I don't know, it's interesting having Sousuke around. I think without him, we wouldn't have any entertaining surprises in our life."

"I guess. By the way, is that your house he's running over?"

"…Ah crud!"