Disclaimer: Nothing here's mine. Aside from the insanity, that is.

Warnings: While reading – do not eat, do not drink, do not smoke, do not talk, do not stare into the screen too much and do make sure you have a sense of humour.

Don't say I didn't warn you, once you are done and DO NOT forget to review. ;)

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10 Reasons, why Snapereally killed Dumbledore

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The 10 facts from Harry Potter's sixth year, that never made it into the book.

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Snape: "My life's a mess! The Dark Lord doesn't trust me, the Deatheaters don't trust me, the Ministry doesn't trust me, the students don't trust me, even my OWN COLLEAGUES at this sorry excuse for a school don't trust me, my arch enemy's son is the shining hero of the whole bloody Wizarding World and NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM is entering my classroom AGAIN!"

Dumbledore: "Lemondrop? Tea?"

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Harry: "Admit it! I am the greatest wizard of this lifetime! There's no one even half as good as me!"

Snape: "Oh do shut up, boy! There's nothing you could do, that Dumbledore can not!"

Harry: "Wanna bet?"

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Year one

Snape: I want to be DADA Professor!

Dumbledore: No.

Year two

Snape: Please, I want to be DADA Professor.

Dumbledore: No.

Year four

Snape: Make me the DADA Professor.

Dumbledore: No.

Year six

Snape: I REALLY want to be DADA Professor. AND I DAMN WELL DESERVE IT!

Dumbledore: (sternly) Over my dead body, Severus!

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Voldemort: Either do it, or it's Wormtail and a pink bikini.

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Snape: Whew! Finally done with that tricky, once in a decade brewable… potion?

Dobby: Dobby having cleaned Master Snape's cauldron for Master Snape! Dobby being paid so much by headmaster Dumbledore, but working too little!

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Hermione: A wise person told me, that I should face my feelings head on, so… I love you, professor Snape! (throws herself at him)

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Draco: A wise person, who does not want to be recognised for the sake of his personal wellbeing, whatever he might have meant by it, told me, that I should face my feelings head o… Doesn't that kinda hurt your head?

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Neville: A-a wise…

Neville: forget it.

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Hermione: And Iiiiiii… will aalwaaaays… love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhuuuuuuu!

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Dumbledore: twinkle