Don't read if you haven't read the first two!
Billy and the Jaketonians
It all started on the third day of Hanukah. Billy was walking through the park thinking of how happy his life used to be before his THING was born. He was looking at all the happy children, that weren't his, when he saw Jacob. He was confused because he thought he left him in the refrigerator for being so ugly. He had to think about the crime he had caused the world. He kept walking and he saw 12 more Jacobs. He thought to himself, "12 Jacobs? The world can barely handle one." The JAKETONIANS started to bounce towards Billy.
"Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada" They all chanted creepily. Billy started to run away. But there was more behind him. He turned and there was more. He was surrounded by the ugliest BEAST ever known to mankind and to dolphins. They all started chanting, "We are the JAKETONIANS!! Here us ROAR!!" They then started to do there mating call!! "NYEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" they screeched.
"My ears! There bleeding!" said Billy.
The park had emptied and they were in the trees now ready to pounce!! Billy had to think of an escape fast. He decided to dig a hole underground and make an incinerator from the center of the earth! He started to dig and the JAKETONIANS started to come out of the hole. Billy dug faster and smacked every JAKETONIAN on the head. He should have known better. Jake gets hit on the head so much that it doesn't hurt him he just gets angry! The JAKETONIANS start sneering, "NYEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!' and hopping toward him. Billy ran screaming to the giant lion cage. Anything would be safer then the JAKETONIANS. The lion saw all of the JAKETONIANS and it died. Four times. Billy hopped into the cage and started to dig. He got to the second layer of the earth before the JAKETONIANS invaded!!!!!!!!!! As he jumped onto the lion the JAKETONIANS looked at it and sneered, "Friend. NYEAAAAAAAA!!" and it turned to dust.
"Poor poor lion" thought Billy. He dug more and was finally at the CENTER OF THE EARTH EARTH EARTH EARTH EARTH EARTH EARTH EARTH EARTH EARTH EARTH EARTH. "The incinerator!!! Finally I will be rid of my son." The JAKETONIANS jumped onto Billy sneering, "NYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Billy hit them with a shovel and they fell down to the fiery pits of the earth. Finally all the JAKETONIANS were gone. Until he looked up. He saw their leader. The real JAKE with a crown sitting upon his fat, ugly, hideous, nasty, horrible, mongrelish, smelly, disturbing to look at head.
"NYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" It screeched louder then ever!!!!!!! Billy was so scared. He got his shovel and was prepared to fight the BEAST. They fought on and on for 7 million hours. Finally a winner was decided. Billy rose up from the BEAST"S ashes!
"Finally I am rid of my BEAST!" Billy said. "YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Daddy what are you dreamin bout?" BEAST asked.
"Huh?" said Billy sleepily. He saw Jacob's face and screamed. "I knew it was to good to be true." he thought as he threw IT to the TV to turn it on.
THE END
Or is it….. Again….. What now?? Ooh!!!!!!! In your face!!! Your mom!!! BURN!!!!
Written by: Hannah and Cari and co written by Shay. And the aliens who STILL give us messages in the sky!!! They are our best friends.
