A/N: AU - SasuSaku - High School Fic - Please R&R - I know, it's another high school fic. You either love them or you hate them. But I cannot resist, I had to write it. And I know there would be stories similar to this, but I swear that I came up with this plot myself, no matter how similar it may be with other stories. Pinky promise. The layout might be very similar to some other stories......
Rating: T for minor language.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
Summary: Welcome to the official gossip blog of Konoha high school. I will not reveal who I am. I am just here to spread the gossip. Much love, Scandalous xoxo.
Blog: Oh no you didn't
Title: A new year
Location: Home
Mood: Bitchy
Posted by:Scandalous
Subject:
Welcome, members of Konoha high school. I am sure that most of you are here reading this because you have received an email in your newly made school web accounts. May I suggest that you use those emails wisely as with those accounts, you can receive daily updates of gossip within the school, all the scandals and dramas that are juicy, hot and down right embarrassing. Or you could just access this blog and they will be posted here too, names included -wink wink-.
So, just a few notes. I will not reveal who I am, but be warned, I see everything. I know everything. There is no secrets. Please to not send me hollow threats, they don't work. But other then that, enjoy the scandal.
Scared? Change schools. No one will escape from me. I know everything. Seriously. Don't believe me? Here are a few things that happened over the holidays. Not that interesting, but it proves that I know E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G.
1. Sakura Hurano worked in a library. Who works in librarys these days? Boring much? One piece of advice for you darling. Get. A. Life. You are never going to get a boyfriend if you stay in that hole.
2. Naruto ate too much ramen and got food poisoning. I told you he was going to die from ramen one day, hopefully the day comes sooner. Hospital records says that it is his fourth time in hospital for the same reason.
3. Sasuke Uchiha had a fight with his brother, Itachi. They both argue like little bitches. Itachi would also be the new chemistry teacher in this school. Girls, he is one hot piece of ass.
4. Hinata Hyunga wrote a dozen love letters, none of them were ever sent. Honey, please send them or I will reveal them on this site.
5. Ino gained 5 pounds and refused to go anywhere and starved herself till she lost it. Fatty, that would teach you for eating too much chocolate when you boyfriend dumped you. Can't blame him though.
6. Karin hooked up with seven guys. Slut. Might want to check for HIV honey.
7. The sand siblings now moved to Konoha. Rich brats. Welcome to the jungle guys. Hope you enjoy your stay.
8. Shikamaru Nara slept most of the day and was woken up by his mother throwing his underwear at him. Dude, stop wearing floral boxers. They. Are. Too. Girly. Honestly.
Need to know more? Check in tomorrow and I will promise you that there will be more juice waiting for you.
For now,
Love, Scandalous..
xoxo
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COMMENTS:
From: Blonde13itch
Hey! How did you know I gained 5 pounds over the holidays? Who are you, a stalker?
Reply from:Scandalous
I told you, I know EVERYTHING. Honey, you lost the weight yet?
Reply from: Blonde13itch
Seriously, you need a life.
Reply from:Scandalous
So do you. Stop sitting in your room eating chocolate then. Hypocrite.
xXxXx
From:Pinkybabe
Excuse me, I will get a boyfriend. Just. You. Wait. Biatch.
Reply from:Scandalous
If it makes you sleep at night, darling.
xXxXx
From:Redhairedhottie
I do not have HIV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Proves you wrong! HA!
Reply from:Scandalous
Never said you did. I only suggest that you get yourself checked. You never know. You never know.
"Oh my god, have you seen that blog?" Ino gasped at me, her eyes were wide open. Her blond hair was messy and her outfit, mismatched. She looked around frantically, "I think everyone already read that blog already. What am I going to do? Everyone knows that I gained weight, maybe I should go anorexic."
"Ino," I told her, "That is just stupid. Who cares if you gained weight?" It is so stupid to be freaking out about such a stupid little post like that. It wasn't even that much of a big deal, everyone gain weight, it just effect people differently. Ino, obviously thought it was the end of the world.
"I do." She wailed, "No one is meant to know!"
"Well everyone knows now," I mumbled, I could hear everyone else around me talking quietly about the same thing we were talking about. That blog. That damn blog. It was all it's fault. If that person never wrote something like that, people would be calm and normal instead of all freaking out and running around headless chickens. Now people just walk past us and talk loudly as if we cannot hear them.
"Oi Ino, did you really gain weight?" A rather immature boy who was in the year below us yelled out rather rudely, his little friends beside him snickered and gave him a high five. Ino turned bright red and ran off into the girls bathroom, I just stood still, glaring intensely at that little brat. He needs to get a bash.
"Oh wow, you think your so cool eh?" I told him in the coldest voice I could, "Well how about you go mock someone your gender and our size?"
"Like?" one of his other friends who had spiked up black hair and a annoying face yelled out from where they were standing. "At least she had a boyfriend. Your going to be a virgin forever. Haha."
Oh these kids are going down.
"Excuse me brat? Who exactly do you think you are, talking to your seniors like that?" my voice was getting more and more high pitched, I could feel my face heating up as everyone in the hallway looked at me.
"Um. God?" his smart ass reply was a lame attempt to bum me out. He needs more experience.
"Well guess what, I am also atheist. God isn't real, nice try though." They are really starting to piss me off, I swear I was never such a brat when I was young.
"Sakuraaaaa!!" A high pitched wail came from the end of the long hallway toward where I am standing, I winced down the hallway to catch what was screaming at me with such a terrifying noise.
It was Naruto.
"You read it? Everyone read it!! What should I do???" Like the rest of us, he was freaking out about the same thing. Poor him, it isn't his fault that all he know how to cook is ramen. Maybe he needs to invest in cooking lessons, wait, he would just burn the classroom down, scratch that idea.
"Well, one, stop eating as much ramen. And two, stop yelling."
"Oh, sorry Sakura-Chan."
"It's all good." To be perfectly honest, nothing is good at the moment. I had like three people come up to me and asked me about what it was like working in the library. It isn't that interesting! Get over it. Ino has been spending the whole day freaking about her weight and asking me if her butt looked big in the new jeans she bought. They actually did look big, even though I didn't tell her.
Sasuke didn't even show up, much to my disappointment. After having such a shit day, I wish I could just look at his pretty face. Karin showed up though, much to my dissapointment as well. She is not exactly my most favourite person in the world, she is actually one of my least favourite people in the world. Her and her slutty attitude and messy red hair. Who does she think she is? That bitch.
Everyone in this school was gathered into the large gym and forced to sit on the floor, the headmaster looked down at us with a serious look on her face, lifting her hand up as an indication for us all to shut up. Everyone was quiet immediately.
"As you all know, this is the first day of a new year." she nodded, "I would want this year to be as successful as possibly, that means that I expect all of you to achieve to the best of your abilities and that you all have an enjoyable time here. Also a bit of house keeping, no facebook or any other social networking sites is allowed on school computers. No texting in class and no littering around the school. Respect that workers in the dorms as they will report any misbehaving that occur around the dorms. Anyone with more than one warning would be sent down to me and I would have to deal with you personally."
Bla bla bla, I heard this all last year.
"Do any of the teachers have anything to say?"
No one came forward to say anything. The blog also went unmentioned.
"Good, I expect all of you to have your timetables by now. You can have a twenty minute break and then I expect all of you to be in your second period classes. Have a good year and I hope I don't see any of you in my office any time soon." after her relatively short speech, she strides off the stage and though the back door. Teachers lets us out in rows, students all squeezing around the door, wanting to leave the gym as quickly as possible.
And I found myself beside Shikamaru.
"Pssh....you in all the advanced classes this year?" he whispered to me in a low voice. I just rolled my eyes. Why did he care anyway?
"Of course I am, dumbass." Did he underestimated my abilities? Of course I got into the advanced classes, there is no way that I am spending time with those retards in the normal classes.
"Good. I will be in a lot of you classes then." He mumbled "troublesome" and then walked off into the flood of people. The hallway looked rather dangerous as crowds of people made their way into one direction. You would see a blur of blue and white, the color of our uniform.
Oh.....shit....
"Um, yay?" I replied sarcastically to no one in particular. Shikamaru pissed me off cause he always comes first in class. I always come second, no matter how hard I tried, he always beats me. Always.
And its annoying. Why is he so smart? It isn't fair. It really isn't.
Sakura Hurano's timetable:
Subjects:
ADV Chem - Itachi
ADV Maths with Stats - Asuma
ADV Biology - Shizune
ADV Physics - Kakashi
English - Kurenai
History - Konan
Tech - Kotetsu and Izumo
PE - Gai
Monday: Chem, Bio, Maths, English
Tuesday: PE, Maths, Physics, Tech
Wednesday: English, Chem, Tech, Bio
Thursday: Physics, Chem, Maths, History
Friday: History, Bio, English, Physics
Tutor: Kakashi
One comment, holy shit.
History? Are you freaking kidding me?
I cannot do history, have you seen me sitting in front of my desk trying to remember the names of various United States presidents? Have you? No you havn't, but if you have, you would know that I am a complete and utter disaster when it comes to history. Those facts just does not process through my brain in the way that it was meant to. I cannot remember anything. Ever.
Hinata better be in my class this year or else I'm screwed. Really screwed.
Ring Ring Ring
Ah, the school bell. Telling everyone that it was time to go to class and that if they don't arrive their early enough, the teacher will get mad. It was like a little reminder for all those people who were still wandering around the school for various unimportant reasons.
Not that I was ever late. I'm a good girl.
Blog: Oh no you didn't
Title: Oh, the attention.
Location: In your school
Mood: Amused
Posted by: Scandalous
Subject:
Ah, all the attention I have received on the first day. I never knew you would all make such a huge fuss about me. I also expected the headmaster to mention me in assembly. Apparently not then. Don't worry headmaster, I would give you something to mention me about.
Just you wait.
Keep talking about me guys, I like the attention. It makes me feel more important, which obviously, I am.
Thank you girls, Ino, Sakura and Karin for the lovely comments you left for me. They were lovely and encouraging.
Now, onto the good stuff.
Sasuke was too chicken to go to school, partly cause his hot brother now works here.
Ino's butt looked huge in her jeans and yet, Sakura lied to her to make her feel better. Well honey, I am not going to lie to you. Never. Ever. Wear. Those. Jeans. Again. Stop toturing the jeans. Please, I pray for them at night.
Sakura and Shikamaru and yet in most of each others classes again. Wonder when they are actually going to hook up? Bound to happen sometime...
What happened to Karin.s hair? O.M.F.G. Pu-leez. Get rid of that mullet, those were so 60's. Did you get your hair cut by a five year old?
Tenten was caught cutting herself in the girls bathroom. Honey, if you want to do that, do it at home. We don't want blood in the bathrooms. Thank you.
The three new kids were welcomed with open arms. Have no goss about them, yet.
Kakashi and Shizune were getting flirty in the staff room. Get a room guys. I wouldn't be surprised if Kakashi-Shizune babies start popping out.
Oh, juicy..
Love, Scandalous
xoxo
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COMMENTS:
From:Weaponslvr
I was so not cutting myself. What are you talking about?
Reply from: Scandalous
One piece of advice, foundation and concealer would hide the wounds and scars. Make sure they don't get infected though.
xXxXx
From: Blonde13itch
My butt did not look big!!!! Sakura would never lie!
Reply from: Scandalous
Honey, friends do lie as well. You butt did look big, trust me, I would NEVER lie to you.
xXxXx
From:iPiggy
I do not appreciate you spreading rumours about students as well as staff members. Please stop these immature actions.
Reply from: Scandalous
Sorry Shizune. They are not "rumours", they are the truth.
Also, I would not stop any actions. It is fun.
xXxXx
From: Blonde13itch
To: Pinkybabe
Title: How could you?
How could you lie to me when I asked you if my butt look big or not in those jeans?
I hate you. We are so over.
xXxXx
From: Pinkybabe
To: Blonde13itch
Title: RE: How could you?
I was being nice since you were in such a bad mood about the blog.
Fine! I was just being nice to stop your stop esteem from hitting rock bottom.
Whatever, email me when you got over it.
xXxXx
From: Blonde13itch
To: Pinkybabe
Title: RE: How could you?
I got over it.
Who is that blogger anyway? Your smart, figure it out.
xXxXx
From: Pinkybabe
To: Blonde13itch
Title: RE: How could you?
No idea, but whoever it is, he/she/it is going down.
Seriously.
xXxXx
A/N: Should I continue it? I swear this would not be one of those usual high school internet blogging gossip stories. I promise. The next chapters would be longer.
Please review. I do appresciate feedback.
Also, anyone wants to beta this story?
iDonut
P.s: Wish me luck for my school prom tonight =D
