IM CULLENS
Edward-Eddypookinz
Bella-DAKLUTZ
Emmett-Monkeyman
Rosalie-BLONDEY
Alice-PIXIEPRINCESS
Jasper-O.O
Renesmee-badvamp
Jacob-bigbadwolf
Carlisle-doctorlove
Esme-MRS
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O.O-Is everyone here?
DAKLUTZ-Ya
MRS-So what is the plan for Alice's birthday party?
O.O-LOTS OF SPARKLY THINGS
Eddypookinz-No Emmett we can't give her a squirrel.
Monkeyman-SQUIRRELS. aw! Why not?
Eddypookinz-Do I really have to take part in this?
BLONDEY-NO
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doctorlove-I think we should give her a closet the size of a house
MRS-I'll bake her a cake made from blood!
DAKLUTZ-I'll decorate...
Monkeyman-I'll give her squirrels and Hannah Montana posters!
BLONDEY-I'm gonna help BELLA!
O.O-You all have nice ideas! Except Emmett. Please do not take part in this AT ALL Emmett.
Monkeyman-:*(
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DAKLUTZ-Can I burn the present he tries to give her?
doctorlove-Yes. You should.
MRS- I'm going to get to work now...
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BLONDEY-Me too. Bella can do the livingroom and I'll do the ballroom.
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DAKLUTZ-(") fine then ("). Jasper?
O.O-Yes?
DAKLUTZ-Can you tell me your suprise for Alice?
O.O-Yes
doctorlove-FRIED CHICKEN?
O.O-No...why did you even guess that?
doctorlove-I want some fried chicken...
O.O-Then go get some.
doctorlove-?
O.O-What?
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O.O-...
DAKLUTZ-Will you tell me your plan
O.O-No. But it involves stuff.
DAKLUTZ-what the hell does that mean? Are you gonna rape her or something?
O.O-I don't think it's considered rape if you're together...and no.
DAKLUTZ-Whatever...
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O.O-...
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bigbadwolf-HEY!
O.O-What do you want shmelly asshole?
bigbadwolf-your virginity
O.O-...Alice already took that...
bigbadwolf-damn. Can I steal it from her?
O.O-You mean rape her?
bigbadwolf-Yeah! Thanks! Bye!
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O.O-Damn it! Fucking bastard!
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O.O-Oh hi Nessie!
badvamp-Hey. Where do potatoes come from?
O.O-Why do you want to know?
badvamp-Em says that you fuck a rhinocerous and a potatoe magically appears.
O.O-you shouldn't be using that word Ness
badvamp-So?
O.O-Well it's not a good word for kids your age
badvamp-and?
O.O-your not allowed to use it...
badvamp-ok SO?
O.O-...
badvamp-Will you just answer my question before I shit in your cereal?
O.O-You shouldn't use that word either and I don't even eat cereal...
badvamp-WELL I'LL MAKE YOU!
O.O-What's gotten into you?
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Eddypookinz-Time for hunting Nessie!
badvamp-Ok daddy I'll be right there after i say goodnight to Uncle Jasper!
Eddypookinz-That's my girl! Hurry up now okay?
badvamp-Okay daddy!
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O.O-It's not even nighttime...
badvamp-Shut the hell up and answer me!
O.O-...plants under the ground...did Emmett teach you those words?
badvamp-Yeah he did. Bye asshole!
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O.O-...
PIXIEPRINCESS-What?
O.O-What's gotten into Nessie?
PIXIEPRINCESS-What do you mean?
O.O-She cusses alot now...
PIXIEPRINCESS-What are you talking about? No she doesn't...
O.O-But she...
PIXIEPRINCESS-Your playing a joke on me aren't you?
O.O-No. Renesmee logged in and started cussing at me.
PIXIEPRINCESS-You are playing a joke! Renesmee would never do that.
O.O-...fine...I am. What do you want anyway?
PIXIEPRINCESS-Everyone's going hunting except for Bella and we want you to watch her.
O.O-Damn! Not again! I thought it was Ed's turn!
PIXIEPRINCESS-JAZZ! Just do it and I'll give you something special when i get back!
O.O-Fine. But watch out for Jacob.
PIXIEPRINCESS-Ok...
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Well...tell me how you liked it and I might write more...
