the g-force prelude

70s bystander 1:Who ya gonna call? Da g-force ma friend!

70s bystander 2:Right on brother

Relena (looking out over the sea): heeeeeeeeero!

flash of colors...corny music
~~~~the g-force~~~~~~
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Scene the first: Gundaninum Night Fever
Setting: Relena's Discotech

Relena (dressed like a diva) welcomes people to her groovy discothech. Five shadows with bell bottoms approach...the disco ball sparkles...Relena gasps....

Duo(looking at Relena): ooooh, haven't seen Charlie's angels get down like that!
Heero: That's cuz she's no angel
Duo: And you would know because...?
Heero: Forget it.
Wufei(with an afro): *snort* these clothes are against my sense of integrity. What am I doing here?
(Quatre, Heero, and Trowa point to Duo.)
Duo: hey its 70s night, just be thankful all those old Romafeller geezers didn't show up!
(Quatre giggles)

Relena grabs Heero: C'mon lets boogie down!
Heero(squirming away): NO! you're a lousy waltzer...I refuse to disco with you
Duo(eyeing the punch bowl mischievously): I'll dance
Relena: I want Heero
Trowa: Don't we all
(everyone stares at him)

Quatre: Oh look there's miss Noin and Zechs?
Duo: Don't look! nasty
Quatre: Err....
Heero (trying to ward off Relena): Zero warned me there'd be days like this!

Wufei goes to the corner and joins a group of party poopers. Duo rushes to the punch bowl and pours something into it. Relena tries to dance with Heero. Quatre goes to Dorothy and strikes up a conversation.

Quatre: So, uh..Dorothy...uh....how's it goin?
Dorothy(leans closer as Quatre backs away):What's the matter? you're acting nervous...you afraid of me?
Quatre: Oh..haha...no...not exactly....its just the last time we were alone together you ran me through with a sword
Dorothy: O that....
Quatre: My look at the time...I'll go see what Trowa's up to
Dorothy: Teehee..come back soon

Quatre to Trowa: She's scary
Trowa: Its the eyebrows

Meanwhile.....

Duo: Hey Hilde *hic*
Hilde: Duo!!
Duo: whooo hoo what a party

Duo promptly feints and lands in a heap on a couch

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Heero: Relena what part of no don't you understand?
Relena: Huh?
Heero: I'm not gonna dance!
Relena: Please?
Heero: I'd rather....
Relena(hopeful gleam in her eyes): Yes?
Heero: Self detonate
Relena: Oh you're impossible!
Heero: Heh

Duo (stumbles over): Yeah I feel the *hic* love here
Wufei (appears outta nowhere): Or lack there of

Relena stars to cry and dashes off

Duo: What's wrong w/ her? oh well more pretzel sticks for me!
Quatre: Heero, go talk to her
Heero: Do I look suicidal?
Trowa: ...
Heero: Today I mean
Trowa: A woman's feelings are very delicate things
Quatre: I think you should at least say something to her..c'mon be nice
Heero(flustered): If you like her so much you go say something to her
Quatre(blushing, looking at Dorothy): I don't like Relena....
Duo: *cough*Dorothy*cough*
Trowa: *cough*drunk*cough*
Wufei: *cough*that's enough*cough*
Heero: Fine I'll go talk to her
(All with blank look on face. Heero walks off)
Quatre: That was too easy
Duo: Even more pretzel sticks. yea!
Trowa: Someone hide Duo, he's embarrassing
Wufei: Weakling

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Relena sits looking into space on the terrace behind the disco tech, tears glittering in the moonlight..in the air a sweet slow song drifts over the breeze

Heero: err..hem
Relena: Heero?
Heero (mumbling): No Quatre Raberba winner
Relena: I know what your going to say, Heero. I know you hate me. you always have....
Heero: That's not true
((thinking: What the #*($&%^@ am I saying? I'd be better of if she left me alone, wouldn't I?))

Relena looks up at him, he moves closer and sits down

Relena: I don't understand
Heero(wipes her tear): You pacifists never do
Relena(whispered): Heero?
Heero:...Relena
(move n about to kiss)
Duo: ewwww!!!..theyre-*hic*
Heero: DUO!
Relena:((note to self...kill duo Maxwell))

Quatre drags duo away and winks at Heero. Heero sits there totally embarrassed.

Heero: I always have to act on my emotions....
Relena: That's not alyaws so bad....
Heero(reddened slightly looking down):...I know..oh what the hey-
(grabs Relena and lays one on her)
Relena: !

Quatre, Trowa, Wufei and a not so sober Duo look on.

Duo: Hey-
Quatre: shhhh! don't spoil the tender moment....oh look how the heart of outer space beats again!
Trowa: Strategically speaking, if they go on any longer they'll run outta air
Wufei: I always knew he was a weakling!

~~Relena and Heero in silhouette the g-boys boogie down in the discotech~~
ending music and credits

**big bing bong** its 048:00 hours....do you know where Zechs and Noin are?!

fin ^-~