Song from School of Rock: The Musical


Luna: I'll be strumming my axe in a basement dive

With my totally kick-ass band!

When an army of A&R men will arrive

With pens and contracts in hand

And they'll whisk me away in a big black car

And the record execs and the girls from PR

They'll know from the start what a major league star I will be!

Just wait and see!

When I climb to the top of Mount Rock

And I'm there, staring down from the heights

With the crowd at my feet and a seven-inch bulge

In my lizard-skin spandex tights

I'll dive off the edge, straight into the crowd

That's screaming my name out loud

And the gates will unlock

At the top of Mount Rock

I'll be blowing out amps

Playing stadium shows

On my sold-out galactic tour

And I'll blister the ears of the first thousand rows

And leave while they beg for more

Then I'll pop the champagne and the party will rage

No brown N&Ns in my green room backstage

Bigger than Jendrix, and Lapton, and Saige

And the rest!

The all-time best!

When I climb to the top of Mount Rock

And I'm perched at the uppermost peak

With a legion of groupies all duking it out

For my smokin' rock goddess physique

And I'll scatter hit singles all over the land

With my twelve Jammies in hand

Watch the fangirls all flock

At the top of Mount Rock

The doubters, and the haters, and the hipsters, let 'em laugh

Soon they'll all be begging for my roadie's autograph

I know my time is coming

Well hopefully, it's coming

I'm pretty sure it's coming any day!

Once they hear me play!

Then the dreams that I had since the day I turned twelve

Will be finally coming true

And no one'll call me a loser again

Or tell me what I can't do

So I hold my head high and keep strumming those strings

And grab any chance that my destiny brings

I'll rise and I'll rise and I'll rise

On the wings of my soul!

Up where I belong!

And I'll climb to the top of Mount Rock!

And be part of that heavenly scene

With Odin and Zeus on the bass and the drums

And Thor playing tambourine

And Amos and Janey and Kole will appear

And Jesus will toss me a beer

And we'll jam 'round the clock!

At the top of Mount Rock!

At the top of Mount Rock!

At the top of Mount Rock!