Song from School of Rock: The Musical
Luna: I'll be strumming my axe in a basement dive
With my totally kick-ass band!
When an army of A&R men will arrive
With pens and contracts in hand
And they'll whisk me away in a big black car
And the record execs and the girls from PR
They'll know from the start what a major league star I will be!
Just wait and see!
When I climb to the top of Mount Rock
And I'm there, staring down from the heights
With the crowd at my feet and a seven-inch bulge
In my lizard-skin spandex tights
I'll dive off the edge, straight into the crowd
That's screaming my name out loud
And the gates will unlock
At the top of Mount Rock
I'll be blowing out amps
Playing stadium shows
On my sold-out galactic tour
And I'll blister the ears of the first thousand rows
And leave while they beg for more
Then I'll pop the champagne and the party will rage
No brown N&Ns in my green room backstage
Bigger than Jendrix, and Lapton, and Saige
And the rest!
The all-time best!
When I climb to the top of Mount Rock
And I'm perched at the uppermost peak
With a legion of groupies all duking it out
For my smokin' rock goddess physique
And I'll scatter hit singles all over the land
With my twelve Jammies in hand
Watch the fangirls all flock
At the top of Mount Rock
The doubters, and the haters, and the hipsters, let 'em laugh
Soon they'll all be begging for my roadie's autograph
I know my time is coming
Well hopefully, it's coming
I'm pretty sure it's coming any day!
Once they hear me play!
Then the dreams that I had since the day I turned twelve
Will be finally coming true
And no one'll call me a loser again
Or tell me what I can't do
So I hold my head high and keep strumming those strings
And grab any chance that my destiny brings
I'll rise and I'll rise and I'll rise
On the wings of my soul!
Up where I belong!
And I'll climb to the top of Mount Rock!
And be part of that heavenly scene
With Odin and Zeus on the bass and the drums
And Thor playing tambourine
And Amos and Janey and Kole will appear
And Jesus will toss me a beer
And we'll jam 'round the clock!
At the top of Mount Rock!
At the top of Mount Rock!
At the top of Mount Rock!
