Rachel Gets Formspring

What would you say is the craziest thing you've ever done?

I would say, agreeing to give up a live of teenaged normalcy to fight off an alien invasion.

Which animal would win in a fight: a gorilla, or a grizzly bear?

As if you have to ask, Marco. The grizzly will win every single time.

Have you ever let down a friend?

More times than I can count. And if that friend is reading this, I want her to know that I love her and care about her; more than she will ever know.

I hear you're a gymnast…how flexible are you?

I refuse to answer such a stupid question.

What are you doing Friday night?

I doubt you would believe me if I told you.

Choose: a date with Marco, or spending the rest of your life as a fly?

I would probably pick the former. Sure, he's cocky and terribly unfunny, but a fly spends it's entire life eating shit!

Which do you prefer, your grizzly or elephant morph?

There's a lot of confusion about that particular topic. While I have been known to morph both animals, I normally pick the grizzly. There's just so much power at your disposal when you're in the grizzly's body. When you're an elephant, you feel like so uncoordinated and awkward; like Marco on a date.

What did you do to David?

I don't know…K.A. NEVER TOLD US!

Do you know what happened to that guy, Tobias?

All you need to know is that he's much happier now. And he isn't seeing so much of the toilet anymore.

Would you ever kiss a bird?

You should have asked something like, have you ever kissed a bird?

You're hot!

I guess you don't quite understand what a question is.

What's your bra size?

You'll never find out, Marco.

What do you like in a man?

I like the shy, quiet types; a dreamy sort of guy who doesn't care about stupid things like sports, or his appearance. I want a guy who enjoys the finer things in life: eating McDonalds in a meadow, catching a nice thermal, fighting evil alien parasites to the death; you know, every girl's dream date.

Which version of the Office is funnier: the U.S or the U.K?

Definitely the U.S version. I do not find Ricky Gervais to be funny. It's Michael Scott, or nothing.

Have you ever morphed a member of the opposite sex?

My boyfriend was a girl for an hour.

Have you ever heard of that social group, the Sharing? I heard it changes lives!

I have, and it does.

What was your least favourite mission?

Just one? Fine. I would say, the time that I had to go inside Marco's body…

What was the weirdest animal that you've ever morphed?

A termite.

Do you regret what you and your friends did to David?

Every night of my life.

If you could choose any actress to play you on a television show based on the Animorphs, who would it be?

I'll tell you who I wouldn't choose to portray me on a TV show: Brooke Nevin; she made me look like Pamela Anderson, minus the massive breasts.

Which gender is best: male or female?

The latter; we have an extra chromosome.

Have you ever had a sexy dream about one of your teammates? If so, whom?

Yes, and I'd rather not say…

Have you ever thought of…you know, playing for the other team?

It depends, really; what sport are we talking about?

I saw you at the school dance with a cute guy; who was he, and where can I find him?

He's taken. And you might find him hiding in a tree somewhere.

If you could write a story, based on your own life, how would you start it off?

I would probably say something along the lines of, "My Name is Rachel…"

Would you follow any order Jake gives you?

In a heartbeat.

How far have you ever gone with a guy?

I'll never tell, Marco.

Would you ever date a member of this species?

Believe it or not, there are things that a bird can do, that guys like Marco are incapable of.

Would you ever date a merman?

Trust me; I've seen one and it is not what you'd expect.

Which alien species do you find most fascinating?

Honestly, it would have to be the Helmacrons; such tiny little buggers, but they cause a plethora of problems.

Who is your favourite little sister?

Ha ha, Sara, get off the internet and get to bed!

What is the scariest thing that you've ever seen in this war?

My friend Ax eating cinnamon buns!

If you could go back in time, to the night you met Elfangor, would you change anything?

Hell no!