My Nettie-Mortal (The Princess and The Sea Troll)

By Drunk!Roxie and Seatroll!Nettie

AN: The following is a satire of all over-obsessed fans and Tara Gillespie. Warning: This will be an insulting fanfiction if you think that you are in love with a fictional character. VIEWR EXCRETION IS ADVISD

AN: Special flounder fish (gettit, cuz imma seatroll) 2 my matesprit, Roxie, The FeaturedCreature 4 hepling me wif da story and smelling. U rok! Mikey ur da lov of my fishy lif u rock 2! ABNEY PARK ROX!

Hi my name is Nettie Ama'zing Pisces Elenore Anderson and I have short, wavy blonde hair with my side bangs dyed violet and grey eyes like a stormy day and a lot of people tell me that I look like Rose Lalonde (AN: if u dunt no who she is go suck a bulge!) I'm not related to Tom Anderson, but I wish I was because hes such a major fucking hotty! I'm a cross hybrid between human and sea troll and my blood is the royal violet of many seadwellers. I also have these two scars across my face when my daddy's slave whore attacked me. Needless to say, she got culled! I am also a wizard and I go to a magic school calld Hogwars in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm twenty). I'm a hipster (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly huge ass ten feet long capes. I love Urban Outfitters and I buy all my clothes from there! For example today I was wearing a blue tank top and a long grey skirt with big ass Lady Gaga platforms, triangular shades, and a long ass purple cape. I was wearing purple lipstick, grey foundation, red eyeliner, and blue eyeshadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no Signless, which I was very happy about. A lot of mainstream bitches stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

"Hey Nettie!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was...ORPHANER DUALSCAR!

"What's up Dualscar?" I asked.

"Nothing." he said shyly.

But then I heard Mindfang calling me because she wanted my glasses so I had to go away.

AN: Is it any good? What will happen to Nettie? Will she win the heart of the psycho rapist killer sea troll?