Poland was riding his pony. Just riding along when it suddenly took off galloping. Galloping towards PRUSSIA'S house of all places. The pony stopped at the front door, and headbanged it until little Gilbird came and opened it. After the door had been opened, the pony ducked it's head down as if bowing and let Poland land on his ass on the ground. Poland dusted himself off in a dignified mannner muttering, "That was like, so uncool, I'm gonna like, kill that freaking pony when I like, get done here."
"WHO IS HERE TO SEE THE AWESOME PRUSSIA?" a voice shouted from upstairs.
"IT'S LIKE, ME, POLAND," came the reply.
"WELL, GET YOUR ASS UP HERE, I DON'T FEEL LIKE COMING AND GREETING YOU."
"LIKE, OK," Poland shouted, completely unaware on what was about to happen. So, Poland started climbing the stairs...
And he climbed...
And climbed...
And still he climbed...
Until FINALLY he got to the top. Totally out of breath, Poland looked at the many doors, and instead of opening every single one to find Prussia, he simply shouted;
"PRUSSIA LIKE, WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?"
"I'M NOT TELLING YOU. COME FIND ME."
"LIKE, THAT'S SO UNFAIR, WHAT THE HELL."
So Poland grudgingly began his search. Unbeknowest to him, Prussia would stay well hidden, until PRUSSIA was ready to find POLAND.
Several hours had passed, and Poland had had no such luck in finding the egotistical nation. On top of that, it seemed Prussia had no AC, so it got really hot. Poland, who did not want to ruin his FABULOUS outfit, stripped till he was wearing nothing but his briefs. His briefs that were colored like the Polish flag.
It was then that Prussia decided to make his appearance, "HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!" he laughed. Poland looked up at the source of the noise, and was astonished to see the naked Prussian standing on the rafters.
"LIKE, WHAT THE HELL MAN."
"I'VE BEEN WANTING TO DO THIS FOR A VERY LONG TIME NOW, POLAND," Prussia stated, before he jumped off the rafters and onto Poland. Unfortunately, Prussia weighed a LOT more than he looked, and when he came into Poland's NOT outstreched arms, they both preceded to crash through EVERY SINGLE FLOOR OF PRUSSIA'S HOUSE. UNHARMED. Until they finally came to a landing on this bed in the basement.
"PRUSSIA LIKE GET OFF YOU SICK BASTARD!" Poland screamed as Prussia tied ropes he pulled out of his ass to Poland's wrists and the bed.
"I've waited...to long...Poland..." Prussia groaned. He then slipped his head between Poland's sweaty thighs, and began to pull his briefs off with his teeth.
"LIKE EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EWWW STOP!" Poland started to scream, but it turned into a moan as he felt Prussia's warm breath on his erection. "WAIT LIKE WHY THE HELL IS THIS TURNING ME ON?" Poland's mind screamed.
"See? I knew you would enjoy this," Prussia whispered in Poland's ear.
"Just like, hurry up," Poland whimpered, squirming.
"If you insist..." Prussia's lips brushed Poland's briefly, before his hand took the Pole's erection and started pumping, slowly at first.
"Ahhhh..." Poland groaned, raising his hips slightly. Prussia's pace increased.
BUT SUDDENLY, Gilbird flew down and landed on Prussia's head, and whispered something in his ear. Don't ask how Prussia can understand the chick, I don't know. Prussia paused in his pumping, and Poland looked up, concerned. "W-what's wrong?" He asked.
"AW SHIT MAN THIS IS NOT GOOD," Prussia screamed before jumping off the bed and flying towards the exit. "UNTIL NEXT TIME MY SWEET POLAND!" he called over his shoulder.
"W-what's going on?" Poland wondered, becoming terrified.
And then, his pony jumped from THE TOP FLOOR to return to his master, landing where Prussia had been moments before. "ARRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS LIKE, HURTS!" Poland screamed in pain. "MYYYAAAHHHHHHHH" came the pony's reply. Poland glared at his pony, then said;
"So like, how the hell am I gonna get untied?"
THE END.
