Disclaimer: No, I don't own Zelda or any of the characters. I just own this
stupid poem.
Reaka: Hello everyone! For those of you that read my profile, I told you
I'd make a Zelda fanfiction!
Adult Link: But this is a poem.
Reaka: So what? I said I'd make something that had to do with Zelda!
Link: I see.
Reaka: Now that the sexy guy over there has shut up, let me explain this
poem and its crappiness. In my English class, while I was still in school,
we were assigned to write a poem using onomatopoeia. This is the result. I
wasn't fully in poetic mood, so I was fooling around when I came up with
this. But you know what? It doesn't matter! Now let's get on with this
fricken poem!
Can't you hear Link's sword
As he fights his enemies?
"High! Hy-ya! HEEE-YAAAAAAA!"
With some help from his magic
He brings them down!
Glup! Glup! Glup!
Link fills up his hearts
To prepare for his battle
Against the evil Ganondorf
To save Princess Zelda
From his clutches.High up in his castle,
Ganondorf holds the princess.
"Ha ha ha ha ha!"
He laughs.
The triangle on his hand
Glows with power.
WOOOONNNNNNGGGGG!
Now he waits
For the warrior.Zelda is trapped
Within the castle.
Waiting for Link.
The triangle on her hand
Glows and sings softly.
WOOOOOONNNNNNNGGGGG!
She hears an ocarina
Twinkling near the castle.
Toola toola roola toola toola
Link has come at last!On the back of Link's hand
His triangle glows.
WOOOOONNNNNGGGGGG!
Ganondorf stands at his tower,
Sword drawn, menacing.
Zelda stands awaiting the outcome.
Shing!
The battle has begun!Cling! Clish! Crash!
Sword against sword.
"Ha ha ha!"
Laughs the evil Ganondorf!
But Link takes out
His arrows of light.
BOOM!
Ganondorf is struck down!
The day is saved!Ganondorf is banished!
The princess is saved!
The warrior's a hero!
Video games are fun!Link: (reading it over) For someone who wasn't in a poetic mood at the
time, you sure made it a long one.
Reaka: So what? Leave me alone! Anyway! Review and tell me how much you
liked it or if you thought it was total crap. I'll be waiting patiently! I
think I might write more poems like this! Review! Please! If I do decide to
make more Zelda poems, I promise I'll make them better than this one!
