Disclaimer: I do not own Toontown, the Toons, the Cogs, or any related other related things, such as gags. Those are copyright by Disney. What I do own is the name and personality of the characters I create myself, e.g. I don't own Hearts' Toon, but I do own Hearts. Get it? Good. Now, enjoy the story!


Preface

There were no sounds to be heard in the factory but the movement of machinery and the humming of electricity as it coursed throughout the structure's inner wiring. There was no happiness here—no fun, no gags, and even no Toons. Toons. Oh, she hated them as much as any of the other cogs—maybe even more so. Sure, she herself was one—but there was something disturbing about those other ones—perhaps it was their Doodles, or maybe their racing events. No, no, no...it was their silliness.

For years, she had attempted to fit in with the citizens of Toontown. She had tried fishing, cog-busting and even joining their parties. However, those things just didn't appeal to her. Why, she did not know. Even the Toontown psychiatrist couldn't find out what was wrong with her. To her, money and business were the best things in the world. Jellybeans were worthless and disgusting, parties were business time wrongly spent, and racing was just asking to get in an accident. And so, the Toons shunned her, never inviting her to anything. Most thought of her as a cog in disguise.

Speaking of which, the cogs accepted her. They saw her potential—she could work with numbers at incredible speeds, would love nothing more than to negotiate with others and make money, and would even help them destroy those pesky Toons. As soon as the cogs recruited her, their corporations skyrocketed, the economy rose like mad, and business thrived. She was promoted almost once a month, soon even higher than the Chairman himself. And now that she is at the top of the power chain, it's time to get some revenge on those Toons. Never again will they be silly—it's time she shows them once and for all who's the boss. It's time she eradicates them—every last one!