Honest Trailer presents SpongeBob SquarePants

From the studio (Nickelodeon) that brought you some of the best cartoons of your childhood like Ren and Stimpy and Hey Arnold! Comes with its magnum opus, then it becomes its ultimate cow cash and eventually becomes its life support.

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

Meet SpongeBob, who lives in a pineapple under the sea. Absorbant and yellow and porous is he. If nautical nonsense be something you wish. Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish! Sounds familiar? Because that's what the song says in every freaking episode!

He goes on some really fun adventures like: feeding his pet Gary. working as a fryer in a fast food restaurant, catching jellyfishes, practicing karate, stalking his grumpy neighbor, failing on getting his driver's license, and many random things when the writers are ran out of ideas.

But he's not alone, he has his group of friends: Patrick, a lazy starfish who spends most of his time sleeping under a rock. Squidward, a talentless musician with a really bad mood. Mr. Krabs, a really greedy manager with the biggest money fetish. *sexy and smoothly voice* Sandy, the one who turned kids into furries long before Judy Hops. *normal voice* And many other one-dimensional characters who appear once in a while. Seriously, these characters aren't as interesting as you remember.

But it's all about the comedy, featuring: gross-out closed outs, puns, SpongeBob's obnoxious laughs, fart jokes, screaming, mediocre slapstick and...oh my god, I liked THIS when I was a kid?! It only got worse since later seasons featured employment exploitation, negative stereotypes, animal abuse, suicide attempts and outright murder!

God, suddenly Batman v Superman looks more fun now...

"WHAT DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!" Batman asked.

So grab your spatula, your jellyfish net, your bubble bottle and your nostalgia goggles. 'Cause you're gonna need them to revive the best moments of your childhood's favorite cartoon that pales in comparison with modern cartoons like Gravity Falls, Steven Universe and even the 4th generation of My Little Pony. Oh no, the fans are glaring me! Play the theme song!

Pirate:

He was in a show that everyone sees

Kid Chorus:

He Sucks Ass Now!

Pirate:

With three decent seasons and two decent films

Kid Chorus:

He Sucks Ass Now!

Pirate:

His show becomes a complete piece of sh*t

Kid Chorus:

He Sucks Ass Now!

Pirate:

And even a fish dies when it sees it!

Kid Chorus:

He Sucks Ass Now!

Pirate:

Ready?

Kid Chorus and Pirate:

SpongeBob Sucks Ass!

He Sucks Balls Now!

SpongeBob, Please Die!

Pirate:

He sucks nooooooooow!

SPONGE BAAAAAAAAAALLS!

Starring...

A Pink Chewed Bubblegum (Patrick Star)

Former Japanese Porn Star (Squidward)

Grunkle Krabs (Mr. Krabs)

Squirrel Girl (Sandy Cheeks)

Meow (Gary The Snail)

A Green Jelly Bean (Plankton)

And The Original Minion from Despicable Me (SpongeBob)

ADVENTURE TIME: WATERED DOWN EDITION

The only thing worse than the show's current state is the endless number of internet memes based on the show's screencaps! Ugh...