"ETNA!"
The red-haired demon girl looked up from her lemonade, sighing. "Yes, prince?"
Overlord Laharl stood in the doorway, looking irritated beyond measure. But then again, he always looked at least a little ticked off, so…
"Get me a doctor." he ordered. "I'm sick! This is all your fault! You didn't clean the castle well enough, and there are germs everywhere!"
Etna let out a sigh again. "Prince, don't you think it kinda maybe just has to do with the fact that…you like eating your food off the ground?"
"It's a challenge!" yelled Laharl. "Plus, I obeyed the five-second rule every time, even though rules don't apply to me, so that can't be it!"
"Let's test that theory and see if the law of gravity applies to you." Etna muttered under her breath. Unfortunately, she'd forgotten about the prince's – wait, no, Overlord's keen sense of hearing.
"WHAT WAS THAT!?"
"Oh, nothing. Well, what're the symptoms? Does there seem to be anything that sets it off? Maybe you just have an allergy."
Laharl squinted at her. "I'm allergic to Flonne?"
Etna was baffled. "What's Flonne got to do with anything?"
"It always happens when I'm around Flonne!" Laharl's eyes widened. "So that's it! I'm allergic to that stupid love-freak! How dare she!"
He stormed out of the room, leaving Etna completely confused.
"Wait." she said to the empty air. "So Fallen Angels…aren't hypoallergenic?"
XxX
"FLONNE!" Laharl yelled, marching outside to her flower garden. The blonde Fallen Angel turned to smile at him.
"Oh, hi, Laharl!" she chirped. "Look at these gorgeous flowers! Aren't they pretty?"
"I don't care about your stupid flowers!" The young – wait no, scratch that, according to the Wiki, he's like, 2,000, so that isn't right, let's call him... fairly aged – demon stormed up to her, glaring at the innocently smiling Fallen Angel. "How dare you!"
"Eh? What did I do?" Flonne wondered, tipping her head to one side.
"I'm allergic to you! It's all your fault that I'm sick!" he screamed. "That's what you did!"
"Allergic? No way, according to Demonpedia, Fallen Angels are hypoallergenic." Sicily, who had been behind a rosebush and therefore out of sight, piped up. She was holding a small tablet that Laharl had stolen for her as a birthday gift.
"What? They must be wrong! Of course I'm allergic to Flonne!" Laharl snapped. "Tell them, Etna!"
Etna, who had come out into the garden to see the action, jumped. "W-Well, the prince does seem to be allergic to you, Flonne…"
"He is not!" Sicily insisted. "Demonpedia is never wrong!"
"Of course it is! I'm the one who's never wrong!" Laharl snapped. It seemed as if a big sibling war was going to break out, but then, of course, Flonne the love-freak broke it up.
"Laharl, what exactly are your symptoms?"
"My face gets all red, and my chest feels tight!" The Overlord declared. "So there! I'm allergic!"
To the surprise of everyone around her, Flonne began to laugh.
"What's so funny?" Sicily asked, bewildered.
"Laharl." Flonne said, giggling. "You're in love!"
Well, you can guess how that one blew over.
xXx
"Oh man, oh man, oh man, breaking news!"
Axel was practically skipping with delight. "The Demon Overlord Laharl is in love with a Fallen Angel! How perfect! I can sell this info for like, so much!"
"This is great, Axel darling!" his director replied. "We need to get this out, like, now!"
And the two rushed off, undetected by the flabbergasted Overlord and his "friends."
xXx
Adell turned on the TV, flipping through the channels. He was bored out of his mind. Taro and Hannako had gone fishing with their mom and dad, Tink was off doing whatever, Yukimaru and Fubuki were still trying to build back their village, and even Rozalin was busy, helping them. He was sooo bored!
"And there's nothing good on TV either.. Wait, is that Demon Lord Etna?!"
He flipped back to the channel, where Usagi and Pleinair were broadcasting some news. Well, Usagi was. Pleinair, as always, was silent.
"We've just gotten wind of it, folks!" Usagi said excitedly. "Overlord Laharl has fallen in love with his vassal, the Fallen Angel Flonne! Let's cut to an interview with the happy couple."
Laharl's face came on screen. It was completely red. "FOR THE LAST TIME! I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH FLONNE! NOW GET OFF MY PROPERTY!"
He kicked at what was apparently the cameraman, and the video footage was suddenly lost in a field of buzzing snow. Adell just blinked. Wasn't Laharl the name of the guy Etna worked for?
He rolled his eyes, sighing. Whatever. He didn't want to hear about random demons' problems, anyway.
Adell flicked off the TV and walked outside to train, unaware of the massive impact the TV show would soon have on his life…
Yayayayayay! I finally did a Disgaea fanfic!
As I haven't completed Disgaea 3 and 4 yet, Mao, Raspberyl, Valvetorez, Fuka, and all the rest will show up later. You can look forward to it!
Hmm, what will the TV show do to poor Adell? (I love Adell, so you can expect something REALLY bad, heheheh…)
I also love Laharl and Flonne, so you can guess how bad it'll be…
Seeya!
Water, out
