AMusic: Mummy know best (from Tangled)
Snape;listen closely..
(Music plays)
Ron; Hermione knows best
(she blushes)
Take it from her study-ing
On our own, we won't survive..
Dumbledore; Hermione knows best,
Take it form your elders..
Hermione; please,your homework isn't as good as mine..!
Professor Trelanway; no one likes my lessons (eek!)
Ron; I love the library-!
Harry; -don't lie!
Draco; the mudblood knows nout'
She's always just a snout
Thinking her fat head can get through school..
Luna; Draco always drules,
The Quibbler is so fascinating!
Dad is so good at editing..!
Ron; (opera style) hermiooooneeeeeeeeee!
Knows.
BEST.
(Harry face palms)
(Coming to end of song)
(Talking part)
Snape; you must always study occlumencary..
Harry; i hate you
Snape; I hate you more..
(Song)
Don't forget it..
You'll regret it..
PROFFESSSSSOOOORRRS
Know.
BEST.
(Everyone leaves)
(Music ends)
Scene 2
Music: Ed Sheeran, Galway Girl
Harry; She can see those death horses, like I can!
Voldemort; Harry and I are friends, shocked as you are..
Ron; I kissed Hermione on the lips and took her hand!
Harry; Hermione and I did a dance!
Ron & Harry; We ateFizzing Wizzbies, in front of the class
Draco; Proffecer Moody, the intruder,turned me into a rat (grumps)
Harry; I only got into Hogsmease, because of Sirius Black.
Hermione; and to add another thing, Harry blew up his Aunt!
(Harry pulls a face)
(Chorus)
Harry; Ginny is my..
Ginger girl..
Everyone; (they whistle hat sexy whistle)
Woo woo wu wu woo
Hermione; My Ginger boy! (Grasps Ron)
(Chorus ends)
Dumbledore; Snape is- theworst in history!
(Music stops and everyone looks at Snape)
Snape; bu-
Dumbledore; sorry, proffesser.. wrong line (he lies)
(End of scene)
Scene 3
Music: Melanie Martinez, Dollhouse
ChoChang; Hey H(arry)
Wanna go out?
Dracos such a snout..
Ron; (doing homework) im waiting for Hermione..
Wormtail;if I turn my back.. tHe dark lord will attack..
Ron; Where is he- where isHermione?
Everyone; oh no! She's in a mad mood..
Draco; nursery.. go back to your nursery..
Hermione; No one ever listens!
Cho; my hair always glistens!
Dumbledore; one day they'll see what goes down in-
Muggle; McDonalds!
McGonnagle; Dorms, Dorms, get in your dorm!
Draco; I'll shoot a spell at Harry!
Ginny; (slaps Draco) I, Harry adores!
Hufflepuff Students; everyone, thinks that we're useless..
(Music slows down)
Goyle; Don't tell Ron... (looks at script)
Uhhhhhh
Yeh
(Music stops)
Scene 4
Music: Melanie Martinez, Mad Hatter
(Everyone is really calm until Harry starts..)
Harry; My friend is 16 and afraid of bugs..
(Ron gets annoyed)
Ron; skinny Harry fights for fun..
Hermione; smashing and smashing glass with wands..
Guy who loves balloons; getting high from helium..!
Harry,Ron,Hermione; We mix illegalpotions..
Draco; and use spells to fly in slo- motion!
Harry; my dreams, they're so real..
I even ate a banana peel..
Ginny;I can't.. remember where I am..!
Harry; Tom Riddle used you as his man..
Crabbe; The mudbloods.. they make me insane..
Hermione; and Crabbe ate too much today!
Voldemort;I'm nuts.. maybe I'm mad..
When I'm happy I also feel sad..
They think I'm evil.. maybe I'm not..
Wormtail; he's the craziest guy, even with the lot!
Flitwick; He's over the bend!
Voldemort; I'mentirely bonkers..
You'll like me best.. when I'm killing those f**kers
Ron; tell me your secret..
Harry; I GOT SHOT (by voldemorts wand)
Voldemort; maybe I'm crazy..
Harry,Ron,Hermione; we're the bestpeople
Jah ah ahh
Dumbledore; He doesn't even have a nose..
(Music stops)
Harry; that's my line!
Ron; no that was mine!
(Curtains close)
