AMusic: Mummy know best (from Tangled)

Snape;listen closely..

(Music plays)

Ron; Hermione knows best

(she blushes)

Take it from her study-ing

On our own, we won't survive..

Dumbledore; Hermione knows best,

Take it form your elders..

Hermione; please,your homework isn't as good as mine..!

Professor Trelanway; no one likes my lessons (eek!)

Ron; I love the library-!

Harry; -don't lie!

Draco; the mudblood knows nout'

She's always just a snout

Thinking her fat head can get through school..

Luna; Draco always drules,

The Quibbler is so fascinating!

Dad is so good at editing..!

Ron; (opera style) hermiooooneeeeeeeeee!

Knows.

BEST.

(Harry face palms)

(Coming to end of song)

(Talking part)

Snape; you must always study occlumencary..

Harry; i hate you

Snape; I hate you more..

(Song)

Don't forget it..

You'll regret it..

PROFFESSSSSOOOORRRS

Know.

BEST.

(Everyone leaves)

(Music ends)


Scene 2


Music: Ed Sheeran, Galway Girl

Harry; She can see those death horses, like I can!

Voldemort; Harry and I are friends, shocked as you are..

Ron; I kissed Hermione on the lips and took her hand!

Harry; Hermione and I did a dance!

Ron & Harry; We ateFizzing Wizzbies, in front of the class

Draco; Proffecer Moody, the intruder,turned me into a rat (grumps)

Harry; I only got into Hogsmease, because of Sirius Black.

Hermione; and to add another thing, Harry blew up his Aunt!

(Harry pulls a face)

(Chorus)

Harry; Ginny is my..

Ginger girl..

Everyone; (they whistle hat sexy whistle)

Woo woo wu wu woo

Hermione; My Ginger boy! (Grasps Ron)

(Chorus ends)

Dumbledore; Snape is- theworst in history!

(Music stops and everyone looks at Snape)

Snape; bu-

Dumbledore; sorry, proffesser.. wrong line (he lies)

(End of scene)


Scene 3


Music: Melanie Martinez, Dollhouse

ChoChang; Hey H(arry)

Wanna go out?

Dracos such a snout..

Ron; (doing homework) im waiting for Hermione..

Wormtail;if I turn my back.. tHe dark lord will attack..

Ron; Where is he- where isHermione?

Everyone; oh no! She's in a mad mood..

Draco; nursery.. go back to your nursery..

Hermione; No one ever listens!

Cho; my hair always glistens!

Dumbledore; one day they'll see what goes down in-

Muggle; McDonalds!

McGonnagle; Dorms, Dorms, get in your dorm!

Draco; I'll shoot a spell at Harry!

Ginny; (slaps Draco) I, Harry adores!

Hufflepuff Students; everyone, thinks that we're useless..

(Music slows down)

Goyle; Don't tell Ron... (looks at script)

Uhhhhhh

Yeh

(Music stops)


Scene 4


Music: Melanie Martinez, Mad Hatter

(Everyone is really calm until Harry starts..)

Harry; My friend is 16 and afraid of bugs..

(Ron gets annoyed)

Ron; skinny Harry fights for fun..

Hermione; smashing and smashing glass with wands..

Guy who loves balloons; getting high from helium..!

Harry,Ron,Hermione; We mix illegalpotions..

Draco; and use spells to fly in slo- motion!

Harry; my dreams, they're so real..

I even ate a banana peel..

Ginny;I can't.. remember where I am..!

Harry; Tom Riddle used you as his man..

Crabbe; The mudbloods.. they make me insane..

Hermione; and Crabbe ate too much today!

Voldemort;I'm nuts.. maybe I'm mad..

When I'm happy I also feel sad..

They think I'm evil.. maybe I'm not..

Wormtail; he's the craziest guy, even with the lot!

Flitwick; He's over the bend!

Voldemort; I'mentirely bonkers..

You'll like me best.. when I'm killing those f**kers

Ron; tell me your secret..

Harry; I GOT SHOT (by voldemorts wand)

Voldemort; maybe I'm crazy..

Harry,Ron,Hermione; we're the bestpeople

Jah ah ahh

Dumbledore; He doesn't even have a nose..

(Music stops)

Harry; that's my line!

Ron; no that was mine!

(Curtains close)