random mood

enjoy!

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"Wait...WHERE AM I??" Vaan looks around his room for the blue beanbag chair with the swirly lines and Penelo looks at him pissed off

" GET YOUR LAZY ASS UP VAAN!"

"Don't yell at me Penelo!"

"Bitch please, I'll make you say MASTER!"

" I ALREADY DO!!...wait wha?"

"...You're so gay Vaan..."

" You STILL wanna bone me "

" PuhLEASE! Don't make me go jamgameowmeowmeow on your ass!"

"Jamga-wha?"

" THATS RIGHT! You don't know about me!" Penelo pulls out a recursive crossbow and summons Aunt Jemima

" Not Aunt Jemima!!" Aunt Jemima appears with her acidic syrup and exploding powduh

"Mwahahaa!! Now get your lazy ass UP!"

Ashe and Fran in the back of the room

" Do they always do this Fran?"

" They're actually quite tame today. The mist hasn't had the desired effect and is making them have the brain equivalence of a dyslexic cow with tourette's syndrome. Here, this inscription reads.." And Fran begins to unravel some mystery with her bow, arrows, and umlimited knowledge about everything yet again...

" Ugh. forget i asked..."

" Lady Ashelia! We must be off if we are to see the black and red chocobo singing contest!"

and with that Ashe ran away quicker than Chris Brown from good singing

and back with the other two idiots.

" KEEBLER ELVES! USE FINAL FROSTING!!"

and since Balthier is the only one not as random

" Ahh alas, the simple pleasures one can gain from life. Now, let us be off Tifa."

" I'M NOT EVEN IN THIS GAME!"

puts gun to head

" NOW YOU ARE!!"

" Oh hell no, JAMGAMEOWMEOW!"

" Don't you jamgameowmeowmeow me!"


wowzas

I REALLY need to lay off the chocolate