Dear Mr. Mathews, principle of 's School for Young Gentlemen.
I would like you to know that my family and I are very disappointed in the 'school's' educational program. Personally, everything here is much too dreary and does not suit my level of intelligence.
I also strongly suggest that you could hire some intelligent teachers that could possibly teach at my level. You should also accept the fact that I am not like most boys and I would strongly suggest that you stop badgering me with a therapist. I know there is nothing wrong with me; and I would suggest that there is something wrong with you, if you think I need a therapist.
My parents tend to put an exorbitant amount of money into your school so I could possibly get a higher-grade education, which you do know I can get on my own, and frankly, I am quite disappointed in this school for such poor level of education and learning systems. It is a very good school, says the reviews.
I propose that you improve your school's educational system or you will possibly and most likely lose one of the best students your school has ever seen, and the money as well.
"Sincerely",
Artemis Fowl the Second.
