Title: Look Alikes
Author: LavenderGold
Rating: Varies on Chapter
Summary: Draco and Hermione are aurors and go to Sunnydale to fight the demons their and stop the rumored evil there. They meet up with Scoobies only to make friends with the whole lot. At first confusion between Spike and Draco.
Canon: Draco and Hermione are aurors, 20 years of age. Season 5 for Buffy and friends except that Riley is gone. Also Spike loves Buffy and she knows it. So I'm thinking right after the episode "Crush". Draco and Mione can fight as good as Buffy and Spike. Just so you know basic auror training in my case is to know how to fight muggle-wise and magic-wise. Have fun.
A/N: I dunno. Just got inspiration for it while trying to find some fics of Willow and Spike switching bodies or Hermione and Draco switching bodies. None that are good are out there at the moment so that will be coming out from me soon as well. Had it in the works since last week. Also is it just me because I think Draco and Spike would look dreadfully alike if they were the same age or close to the same age. Just review it and please be honest.
Disclaimer: Don't own a bloody thing.
Dedication: Dunno. Think of one later. LoL!
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An owl came into the exciting office and dropped a letter on one of the two desks that resided in the room. A brunette woman came into the room and went to one of the desks. She took the letter and opened it up. She began to read it. A smile came upon her face a few moments later.
"Draco!" She shouted. A blonde haired man came running into the office and stared at the woman a bit.
"What Granger?" He asked with an annoyed tone in his voice. The woman smiled and said,
"The name is Hermione, Malfoy and go to your desk. Got a letter." Hermione answered. Draco smiled at her and picked up the letter from his desk, they shared the office together. He opened it up and laughed,
"Nice joke love but really the hellmouth? That's a bit too unrealistic." Draco commented.
"No joke. I got a letter just like you, look." Hermione handed her letter to Draco. Draco's jaw dropped,
"The hellmouth? Wouldn't they send somebody more, well experienced? I mean not that we aren't but we've been in this business for about two years." Draco said. Hermione shrugged not knowing if this was a joke but then she read the last part of the letter behind Draco's back and saw the boss's name on it.
"Nobody can fake the boss's signature Draco. I guess we're moving to the hellmouth." Hermione grinned.
"Letter says immediately. Think we should check just in case?" Draco asked. Hermione shook her head no.
"We can contact the boss later. Now we pack." Hermione ordered. They both left to their apartment and began to pack up their stuff.
Hermione and Draco lived together as well too. They were good friends but never were in a relationship together. They both helped Harry and Ron battle against Lord Voldemort and never saw each other again after graduation. Hermione kept in contact with the boys and saw Draco at auror training. They ended up sharing an office and were partners in almost every assignment, so why not just live together? Plus Draco was an interesting roomie to have. A good cook and had interesting topics to talk about. The only flaw? He smokes occasionally and drinks whenever he has the chance. Two things Hermione hates but she began to get used to it. Plus Draco wasn't like an addict or a drunk. He actually could handle a lot of liquor in his system without acting like a fool. Yet the drinking and the smoking were two big 'ick' factors for Hermione.
"You think we need muggle clothes Mione?" Draco queried from his room.
"Yeah I think so!" Hermione answered.
In about five minutes they were all packed up and went to their office. They left their suitcases there and went to the boss' office to see if this was all a joke or not. The two of them entered the dark and gloomy office. The chair turned around to show a very dark looking man.
"Mr. Hunter, are we really suppose to go to Sunnydale?" Hermione asked. She wasn't all that scared of Mr. Hunter, maybe anxious about his appearance, but not scared. Draco didn't really like Mr. Hunter and vice versa. Mr. Hunter thought Draco didn't belong in the auror business but he had some of the highest rankings on the test so he was automatically accepted.
"You are. Are you ready to go?" Mr. Hunter interrogated the two of them. They both nodded yes. "Well off you go. We rented a muggle house there for the two of you. California fortunately is a big tourism state for muggles in America. Many condoms and such."
"Condos I think you mean sir." Hermione corrected. Draco began to snicker.
"Don't you dare make fun of the way I talk. Go off and do your job! Now!" Hunter yelled. Draco and Hermione looked at each other a bit and went to their office.
"The wanker doesn't even know the difference between a condom and a condo." Draco laughed. Hermione rolled her eyes and went to the fireplace in the office. Draco was so immature.
"Floo powder or apparition? Either way we aren't going to be happy." Hermione asked.
"Apparition. Don't like the soot all over me." Draco answered.
"Take your robes off." Hermione said. Draco raised his eyebrow.
"I know we're friends but I don't want our relationship to go any further than that unless you're really willing to." Hermione pushed Draco.
"You're clothes underneath are fine. People will just assume you're goth or something." Hermione explained. She had black, slightly flared jeans with a red knit tank top complete with a black leather jacket.
"Look who's talking love. Red and black?" Draco stated.
"I like this outfit." Hermione argued.
"Love to argue with you some more but we need to go." Draco pointed out.
"Ok." Hermione grabbed her suitcase and her wand. "See you when I see you." Hermione soon apparated away until Draco realized he didn't know what the house address was.
"Bitch" He whispered under his breath. He decided to just go in the center of Sunnydale and wait for Hermione to come.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 5 minutes later in the center of Sunnydale *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Draco felt a bit tired from the trip. Apparition always takes some energy out of you, especially in long trips. He looked around his surroundings and was in a graveyard. Maybe he could stake some vampires before Hermione comes to get him. He turned around and saw a short blonde girl.
"What the hell are you doing here?" She shot out. Draco turned around not understanding why the girl was shouting at him.
"Excuse me?" He asked. The blonde soon kicked him back into a tree. Draco was in pain but not as much pain as he could be. He was thankful that he had a high pain tolerance.
"Why are you here?" The woman asked again. She punched Draco in the face.
"Damn you're strong." Draco laughed. The blonde looked annoyed and punched Draco again.
"No duh. I'm the slayer." She rolled her eyes. Draco was taken back. He always thought the girl was a myth. Hermione would be impressed. "So what are you doing? Following me?" She turned Draco around and pushed his chest up against the tree.
"Why would I follow you?" Draco asked the girl. "I mean you're not all that bad looking but-" The blonde interrupted him by turning him around and putting a pointy wooden object by his heart.
"Don't say that." The woman threatened.
"Alright then love. Didn't want it to end up like this but," Draco punched the blonde in the nose, almost breaking it. He then kicked her in the stomach pushing her back away from him.
"You hit me." She gasped.
"Bloody right I did." Draco said. He walked up to the woman who looked frightened. "I didn't mean to hurt you or anything but you have to watch it with those things." He nodded to her stake.
"But your chip. You can't hurt a living person."
"Chip? Are there any nice people with white coats looking for you at the moment?" Draco smirked.
"Oh god. You're coming with me." The blonde gasped.
"Sorry to burst your bubble cutie but I'm not going anywhere with you." Draco said. The blonde kicked him in the head and out Draco went.
*~*~*~*~*~*~* On the streets of Sunnydale *~*~*~*~*~*~*
Hermione just played a trick on Draco. It was cruel but she knew they would meet up in the middle of the city. She was on her way until she saw him walking down the street. He had a leather duster on but she figured that he was just cold or something.
"Oi!" She called out. The platinum blonde turned around and saw the brunette. Hermione ran up to him and smiled.
"Are you mad at me? I just thought it was brilliant." Hermione laughed. The platinum blonde lifted his eyebrow at her.
"Do I know you?" He asked.
"Oh dear. I didn't mean to make you mad." Hermione said. "Please forgive me." She pleaded. The blonde answered slowly,
"Alright. Erm- you're forgiven. I ought to be going now." He shook his head, "The chit's mental," He thought. He began to walk off but Hermione stopped him once more.
"Come now. You've got to see the condo." Hermione pulled the blonde's arm in the opposite direction. She soon let go of his wrist. "You're cold." She said at first. She then grabbed the wrist again. "You don't have a pulse either." She whispered. She stared at her blonde friend and fainted.
"Damsel of the day." The blonde sighed. He picked her up and headed off to Giles' house.
*~*~*~*~*~*~* Giles' House *~*~*~*~*~*~*
All of the Scoobies were at Giles' house. Draco began to wake up. His hands felt pretty cold. He soon noticed that they were tied down to a chair tightly, along with his legs. An older gentleman with glasses was standing in front of him.
"Oh look. He's waking up!" A red head, similar to Ginny minus the accent, said.
"What happened to your accent Gin?" Draco asked.
"My name's Willow." The red head said. She looked kind of confused.
"Willow? Bloody hell this is all screwed up." Draco said to himself. A whole group of people was looking at him like a freak show. This one guy with black hair really bugged him. He reminded him of Harry. Just the blackish hair reminded him of Harry. His facial features were nothing like Harry's and the wardrobe. Let's just say a Hawaiian shirt on Harry is forbidden.
"Why don't we just stake him?" The black haired kid asked. "I mean he did damage up Buffy here." He looked at the blonde chit who knocked him out.
"Buffy?" Draco said to himself aloud.
"What?" The blonde chit coldly asked.
"Oh. Sorry to disturb your deep thoughts of hatred towards me but I think there may be a mix up here. You see I'm not a vampire." Draco said. The whole room looked at him oddly. "Oh come on! You think I'm a bloody vampire. You, Red, check my pulse." Draco said to Willow.
"He's lying! I mean he called Will, Red! Let's stake him." The black haired annoyance declared. Draco rolled his eyes.
"You are such a prat." Draco stated to the man. Willow walked up to Draco.
"Promise to not bite me?" Willow asked.
"Can't if I could try. Bloody slayer girl here used me as her personal punching bag and I'm kind of alive." Draco commented. Buffy got up and held his head in place. "Ow!" Draco shouted.
"It'll hurt more if you hurt Will." Buffy threatened. "All systems go Will." She nodded to her friend.
"K." Willow said. She slowly began to bring her fingers to Draco's neck but was interrupted by somebody coming through the door.
"Spike?" Willow, the older gentleman, black haired kid, Buffy, another blonde and two brunettes said in unison, all in confusion.
"Yes since we all know my name," Spike started but saw somebody in the chair. Somebody who looked exactly like him. "Me?" He asked himself.
"Who the hell are you?" Draco gasped out. Buffy let go of Draco's head and stared at Spike and the girl he was holding.
"Spike?" Black haired guy said to Draco then he turned to Spike, "Spike?"
"Right there with you Xander." Willow said.
"This is sooooo cool." The brunette kid said.
"Two Spikes is never cool Dawnie." Buffy said. Dawn looked at both Spikes.
"The Spike who is standing is the real Spike." Dawn stated. The group stared at her.
"Thanks bit." Spike said. He walked over to the couch and set the fainted woman on it.
"This is all very confusing." The older brunette said. "Hi Spike who is sitting down. I'm Anya." She put her hand out to shake with Draco.
"You know Anya, my circulation is kind of constricted and Red here doesn't look like she's checking my pulse anytime soon so you mind hurrying up the job." Draco asked. Anya nodded and brought her fingers to his neck.
"He's 110." Anya said.
"Thank you. Now please get these bloody ropes off me." Draco demanded. Buffy went back to reality from her dazed and confused state and untied the ropes. Draco rubbed his wrists and got up. "Thanks bitch." He said to Buffy. Spike smiled at his look alike.
"What's your name?" Spike finally asked.
"Why do you need to know it, Spike?" Draco smirked.
"Do you know who I am?" Spike queried Draco.
"I know who you were. Slayer told me something about a chip, said you couldn't hit a living being. Pretty pathetic if you ask me. Master of destruction to a poor defenseless boozehound. Couldn't get any worse than that except getting a soul maybe." Buffy liked the alive Spike, even if he called her a bitch. That reminded her, "Ow!" Draco shouted. Buffy punched him in the back of his head.
"Why can you handle my blows?" Buffy asked.
"High pain tolerance and intense auror training." Draco answered. Buffy hit him in the nose.
"What's your name?" Buffy inquired.
"Draco Malfoy. Now you'd be a wise slayer and stop hitting me." Draco threatened. He heard a sigh from the couch. He walked over and saw Hermione. "Oh god! What's wrong with her?" He asked Spike.
"Chit thought I was you." Spike retorted. "Felt no pulse and fainted."
"Don't blame her." Draco said. Hermione began to open up her eyes.
"You're dead." She said quietly. She then punched Draco and kicked him back into the wall. Spike went up to her and held her down. "Draco?"
"You kicked your little boyfriend across the room love." Spike said. Hermione was confused. She just kicked Draco across the room but here is Draco in front of her.
"Who are you?" She asked. Draco got up and walked over to Hermione.
"I'm the famous Draco, he's the infamous Spike, I'm not dead, he is and you are really attracted to me." Draco joked. Hermione pushed the two of them away and got up.
"Who are you?" Hermione asked the gang. Spike began to point out everybody,
"Slayer, watcher, Red, whelp, demon girl, bit, pasty and I'm Spike."
"English please." Hermione pleaded. Spike rolled his eyes and went backwards and leaned against the wall.
"To translate in the order Spike said," Anya started "Buffy, Giles, Willow, Xander, Me- Anya, Dawn, Tara and Spike. We are happy that you could come." Anya smiled.
"Erm- thanks." Hermione stared at Anya for a bit. "This is all so weird to me." She shook her head a bit and turned to Draco. "Especially you and him out of all people to look alike."
"You know Spike?" Buffy queried. Hermione shook her head yes.
"I read a book on all of the threatening vampire families in the 19th and 20th century. Amazing book." Hermione retorted. Giles looked up at Hermione like he found a long lost best friend. Draco went next to Spike.
"She's a bookworm. Throughout school she never put one down." Draco whispered to Spike.
"Watcher and Red are the brains of the operation. Everybody here except those two and bit are all blind." Spike said to Draco.
"Draco," Hermione turned to the two look alikes. She got up and whispered in Draco's ear, "Let's go to the condom." Draco began to snicker. Spike heard what she said and smirked.
"See you tomorrow. It's terribly late and I would like to go to sleep. Is there a place we can all meet sometime not at 3 am in the morning?" Hermione queried.
"Yes, the Magic Box. It's right down Median Road. I believe Draco knows where it is." Giles said. Draco starred at Giles a bit in a mean cold way. How can a living human conduct such cold expressions?
"Don't worry. We'll find our way somehow." Hermione nudged Draco. "Goodnight." They both left the room.
"I have a feeling they are keeping something from us." Dawn declared. "Also are you like distantly related to him or something?" Dawn turned to Spike.
"No. I don't think so at least. I kind of ended the family line." Spike answered.
"How?" Buffy inquired.
"Another day love but at the moment the clock is saying I ought to go home." Spike taunted. He walked across the room and exited through the door.
"How can he call that creepy place his home?" Xander asked the room.
"Guess when you're a whole creature of the night creepy places are the number one living space." Willow said. "He called me Gin. You think he mistaken me for alcohol or a person because either way that's wiggy."
"It's late. I think we can all ask them whatever we need to in the morning." Giles stated.
"Can I ask them," Anya started but Xander quickly shut her mouth up with his hands.
"Wow it's late good night!" Xander carried Anya outside. There was a bit of shouting outside but soon stopped after a minute or so.
"I wonder what she was going to ask." Tara thought aloud. "Not that I am itching to know what she was going to ask and can we go home Will?"
"Sure baby. Night." Willow and Tara left Giles' home. Leaving only Buffy, Giles, and Dawn. Giles turned to the young brunette and queried,
"How did you know the difference between Draco and Spike?"
"Spike has the cool scar on his left eyebrow. Draco has one on his right eyebrow and it's less noticeable. Wonder where he got it from." Dawn retorted.
"You're too observant." Buffy argued. "And it's way to late for you. Bye Giles. See you at the magic place." Buffy waved goodbye and took Dawn to her house.
Giles knew this was going to be too much stress now that there is two Spikes but there was that girl. She looked awfully smart, hopefully she is similar to Willow, without the magic. That might help them out by defeating Glory. Also maybe Draco could help them out as well. He did say he went through auror training, whatever that was, another question for the morning. Giles went upstairs and took off his glasses hoping to get in a couple hours of sleep before the shop opens.
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A/N 2: Like? Well if you do review. If you don't, well erm try not to flame me that bad. Or at least tell me what to do to make the story better. As I said this is taking place after "Crush" most definatley. So that is like what? 6 or 7 more episodes till the final battle? I promise you that the last part of the season will change dramatically with another witch and wizard in the gang. Hope ya'll like it. Also remember feedback by e-mail is also a thing I like! Like it lots! Give the poor author here a bit of communication. LoL! Cheers!
Author: LavenderGold
Rating: Varies on Chapter
Summary: Draco and Hermione are aurors and go to Sunnydale to fight the demons their and stop the rumored evil there. They meet up with Scoobies only to make friends with the whole lot. At first confusion between Spike and Draco.
Canon: Draco and Hermione are aurors, 20 years of age. Season 5 for Buffy and friends except that Riley is gone. Also Spike loves Buffy and she knows it. So I'm thinking right after the episode "Crush". Draco and Mione can fight as good as Buffy and Spike. Just so you know basic auror training in my case is to know how to fight muggle-wise and magic-wise. Have fun.
A/N: I dunno. Just got inspiration for it while trying to find some fics of Willow and Spike switching bodies or Hermione and Draco switching bodies. None that are good are out there at the moment so that will be coming out from me soon as well. Had it in the works since last week. Also is it just me because I think Draco and Spike would look dreadfully alike if they were the same age or close to the same age. Just review it and please be honest.
Disclaimer: Don't own a bloody thing.
Dedication: Dunno. Think of one later. LoL!
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An owl came into the exciting office and dropped a letter on one of the two desks that resided in the room. A brunette woman came into the room and went to one of the desks. She took the letter and opened it up. She began to read it. A smile came upon her face a few moments later.
"Draco!" She shouted. A blonde haired man came running into the office and stared at the woman a bit.
"What Granger?" He asked with an annoyed tone in his voice. The woman smiled and said,
"The name is Hermione, Malfoy and go to your desk. Got a letter." Hermione answered. Draco smiled at her and picked up the letter from his desk, they shared the office together. He opened it up and laughed,
"Nice joke love but really the hellmouth? That's a bit too unrealistic." Draco commented.
"No joke. I got a letter just like you, look." Hermione handed her letter to Draco. Draco's jaw dropped,
"The hellmouth? Wouldn't they send somebody more, well experienced? I mean not that we aren't but we've been in this business for about two years." Draco said. Hermione shrugged not knowing if this was a joke but then she read the last part of the letter behind Draco's back and saw the boss's name on it.
"Nobody can fake the boss's signature Draco. I guess we're moving to the hellmouth." Hermione grinned.
"Letter says immediately. Think we should check just in case?" Draco asked. Hermione shook her head no.
"We can contact the boss later. Now we pack." Hermione ordered. They both left to their apartment and began to pack up their stuff.
Hermione and Draco lived together as well too. They were good friends but never were in a relationship together. They both helped Harry and Ron battle against Lord Voldemort and never saw each other again after graduation. Hermione kept in contact with the boys and saw Draco at auror training. They ended up sharing an office and were partners in almost every assignment, so why not just live together? Plus Draco was an interesting roomie to have. A good cook and had interesting topics to talk about. The only flaw? He smokes occasionally and drinks whenever he has the chance. Two things Hermione hates but she began to get used to it. Plus Draco wasn't like an addict or a drunk. He actually could handle a lot of liquor in his system without acting like a fool. Yet the drinking and the smoking were two big 'ick' factors for Hermione.
"You think we need muggle clothes Mione?" Draco queried from his room.
"Yeah I think so!" Hermione answered.
In about five minutes they were all packed up and went to their office. They left their suitcases there and went to the boss' office to see if this was all a joke or not. The two of them entered the dark and gloomy office. The chair turned around to show a very dark looking man.
"Mr. Hunter, are we really suppose to go to Sunnydale?" Hermione asked. She wasn't all that scared of Mr. Hunter, maybe anxious about his appearance, but not scared. Draco didn't really like Mr. Hunter and vice versa. Mr. Hunter thought Draco didn't belong in the auror business but he had some of the highest rankings on the test so he was automatically accepted.
"You are. Are you ready to go?" Mr. Hunter interrogated the two of them. They both nodded yes. "Well off you go. We rented a muggle house there for the two of you. California fortunately is a big tourism state for muggles in America. Many condoms and such."
"Condos I think you mean sir." Hermione corrected. Draco began to snicker.
"Don't you dare make fun of the way I talk. Go off and do your job! Now!" Hunter yelled. Draco and Hermione looked at each other a bit and went to their office.
"The wanker doesn't even know the difference between a condom and a condo." Draco laughed. Hermione rolled her eyes and went to the fireplace in the office. Draco was so immature.
"Floo powder or apparition? Either way we aren't going to be happy." Hermione asked.
"Apparition. Don't like the soot all over me." Draco answered.
"Take your robes off." Hermione said. Draco raised his eyebrow.
"I know we're friends but I don't want our relationship to go any further than that unless you're really willing to." Hermione pushed Draco.
"You're clothes underneath are fine. People will just assume you're goth or something." Hermione explained. She had black, slightly flared jeans with a red knit tank top complete with a black leather jacket.
"Look who's talking love. Red and black?" Draco stated.
"I like this outfit." Hermione argued.
"Love to argue with you some more but we need to go." Draco pointed out.
"Ok." Hermione grabbed her suitcase and her wand. "See you when I see you." Hermione soon apparated away until Draco realized he didn't know what the house address was.
"Bitch" He whispered under his breath. He decided to just go in the center of Sunnydale and wait for Hermione to come.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 5 minutes later in the center of Sunnydale *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Draco felt a bit tired from the trip. Apparition always takes some energy out of you, especially in long trips. He looked around his surroundings and was in a graveyard. Maybe he could stake some vampires before Hermione comes to get him. He turned around and saw a short blonde girl.
"What the hell are you doing here?" She shot out. Draco turned around not understanding why the girl was shouting at him.
"Excuse me?" He asked. The blonde soon kicked him back into a tree. Draco was in pain but not as much pain as he could be. He was thankful that he had a high pain tolerance.
"Why are you here?" The woman asked again. She punched Draco in the face.
"Damn you're strong." Draco laughed. The blonde looked annoyed and punched Draco again.
"No duh. I'm the slayer." She rolled her eyes. Draco was taken back. He always thought the girl was a myth. Hermione would be impressed. "So what are you doing? Following me?" She turned Draco around and pushed his chest up against the tree.
"Why would I follow you?" Draco asked the girl. "I mean you're not all that bad looking but-" The blonde interrupted him by turning him around and putting a pointy wooden object by his heart.
"Don't say that." The woman threatened.
"Alright then love. Didn't want it to end up like this but," Draco punched the blonde in the nose, almost breaking it. He then kicked her in the stomach pushing her back away from him.
"You hit me." She gasped.
"Bloody right I did." Draco said. He walked up to the woman who looked frightened. "I didn't mean to hurt you or anything but you have to watch it with those things." He nodded to her stake.
"But your chip. You can't hurt a living person."
"Chip? Are there any nice people with white coats looking for you at the moment?" Draco smirked.
"Oh god. You're coming with me." The blonde gasped.
"Sorry to burst your bubble cutie but I'm not going anywhere with you." Draco said. The blonde kicked him in the head and out Draco went.
*~*~*~*~*~*~* On the streets of Sunnydale *~*~*~*~*~*~*
Hermione just played a trick on Draco. It was cruel but she knew they would meet up in the middle of the city. She was on her way until she saw him walking down the street. He had a leather duster on but she figured that he was just cold or something.
"Oi!" She called out. The platinum blonde turned around and saw the brunette. Hermione ran up to him and smiled.
"Are you mad at me? I just thought it was brilliant." Hermione laughed. The platinum blonde lifted his eyebrow at her.
"Do I know you?" He asked.
"Oh dear. I didn't mean to make you mad." Hermione said. "Please forgive me." She pleaded. The blonde answered slowly,
"Alright. Erm- you're forgiven. I ought to be going now." He shook his head, "The chit's mental," He thought. He began to walk off but Hermione stopped him once more.
"Come now. You've got to see the condo." Hermione pulled the blonde's arm in the opposite direction. She soon let go of his wrist. "You're cold." She said at first. She then grabbed the wrist again. "You don't have a pulse either." She whispered. She stared at her blonde friend and fainted.
"Damsel of the day." The blonde sighed. He picked her up and headed off to Giles' house.
*~*~*~*~*~*~* Giles' House *~*~*~*~*~*~*
All of the Scoobies were at Giles' house. Draco began to wake up. His hands felt pretty cold. He soon noticed that they were tied down to a chair tightly, along with his legs. An older gentleman with glasses was standing in front of him.
"Oh look. He's waking up!" A red head, similar to Ginny minus the accent, said.
"What happened to your accent Gin?" Draco asked.
"My name's Willow." The red head said. She looked kind of confused.
"Willow? Bloody hell this is all screwed up." Draco said to himself. A whole group of people was looking at him like a freak show. This one guy with black hair really bugged him. He reminded him of Harry. Just the blackish hair reminded him of Harry. His facial features were nothing like Harry's and the wardrobe. Let's just say a Hawaiian shirt on Harry is forbidden.
"Why don't we just stake him?" The black haired kid asked. "I mean he did damage up Buffy here." He looked at the blonde chit who knocked him out.
"Buffy?" Draco said to himself aloud.
"What?" The blonde chit coldly asked.
"Oh. Sorry to disturb your deep thoughts of hatred towards me but I think there may be a mix up here. You see I'm not a vampire." Draco said. The whole room looked at him oddly. "Oh come on! You think I'm a bloody vampire. You, Red, check my pulse." Draco said to Willow.
"He's lying! I mean he called Will, Red! Let's stake him." The black haired annoyance declared. Draco rolled his eyes.
"You are such a prat." Draco stated to the man. Willow walked up to Draco.
"Promise to not bite me?" Willow asked.
"Can't if I could try. Bloody slayer girl here used me as her personal punching bag and I'm kind of alive." Draco commented. Buffy got up and held his head in place. "Ow!" Draco shouted.
"It'll hurt more if you hurt Will." Buffy threatened. "All systems go Will." She nodded to her friend.
"K." Willow said. She slowly began to bring her fingers to Draco's neck but was interrupted by somebody coming through the door.
"Spike?" Willow, the older gentleman, black haired kid, Buffy, another blonde and two brunettes said in unison, all in confusion.
"Yes since we all know my name," Spike started but saw somebody in the chair. Somebody who looked exactly like him. "Me?" He asked himself.
"Who the hell are you?" Draco gasped out. Buffy let go of Draco's head and stared at Spike and the girl he was holding.
"Spike?" Black haired guy said to Draco then he turned to Spike, "Spike?"
"Right there with you Xander." Willow said.
"This is sooooo cool." The brunette kid said.
"Two Spikes is never cool Dawnie." Buffy said. Dawn looked at both Spikes.
"The Spike who is standing is the real Spike." Dawn stated. The group stared at her.
"Thanks bit." Spike said. He walked over to the couch and set the fainted woman on it.
"This is all very confusing." The older brunette said. "Hi Spike who is sitting down. I'm Anya." She put her hand out to shake with Draco.
"You know Anya, my circulation is kind of constricted and Red here doesn't look like she's checking my pulse anytime soon so you mind hurrying up the job." Draco asked. Anya nodded and brought her fingers to his neck.
"He's 110." Anya said.
"Thank you. Now please get these bloody ropes off me." Draco demanded. Buffy went back to reality from her dazed and confused state and untied the ropes. Draco rubbed his wrists and got up. "Thanks bitch." He said to Buffy. Spike smiled at his look alike.
"What's your name?" Spike finally asked.
"Why do you need to know it, Spike?" Draco smirked.
"Do you know who I am?" Spike queried Draco.
"I know who you were. Slayer told me something about a chip, said you couldn't hit a living being. Pretty pathetic if you ask me. Master of destruction to a poor defenseless boozehound. Couldn't get any worse than that except getting a soul maybe." Buffy liked the alive Spike, even if he called her a bitch. That reminded her, "Ow!" Draco shouted. Buffy punched him in the back of his head.
"Why can you handle my blows?" Buffy asked.
"High pain tolerance and intense auror training." Draco answered. Buffy hit him in the nose.
"What's your name?" Buffy inquired.
"Draco Malfoy. Now you'd be a wise slayer and stop hitting me." Draco threatened. He heard a sigh from the couch. He walked over and saw Hermione. "Oh god! What's wrong with her?" He asked Spike.
"Chit thought I was you." Spike retorted. "Felt no pulse and fainted."
"Don't blame her." Draco said. Hermione began to open up her eyes.
"You're dead." She said quietly. She then punched Draco and kicked him back into the wall. Spike went up to her and held her down. "Draco?"
"You kicked your little boyfriend across the room love." Spike said. Hermione was confused. She just kicked Draco across the room but here is Draco in front of her.
"Who are you?" She asked. Draco got up and walked over to Hermione.
"I'm the famous Draco, he's the infamous Spike, I'm not dead, he is and you are really attracted to me." Draco joked. Hermione pushed the two of them away and got up.
"Who are you?" Hermione asked the gang. Spike began to point out everybody,
"Slayer, watcher, Red, whelp, demon girl, bit, pasty and I'm Spike."
"English please." Hermione pleaded. Spike rolled his eyes and went backwards and leaned against the wall.
"To translate in the order Spike said," Anya started "Buffy, Giles, Willow, Xander, Me- Anya, Dawn, Tara and Spike. We are happy that you could come." Anya smiled.
"Erm- thanks." Hermione stared at Anya for a bit. "This is all so weird to me." She shook her head a bit and turned to Draco. "Especially you and him out of all people to look alike."
"You know Spike?" Buffy queried. Hermione shook her head yes.
"I read a book on all of the threatening vampire families in the 19th and 20th century. Amazing book." Hermione retorted. Giles looked up at Hermione like he found a long lost best friend. Draco went next to Spike.
"She's a bookworm. Throughout school she never put one down." Draco whispered to Spike.
"Watcher and Red are the brains of the operation. Everybody here except those two and bit are all blind." Spike said to Draco.
"Draco," Hermione turned to the two look alikes. She got up and whispered in Draco's ear, "Let's go to the condom." Draco began to snicker. Spike heard what she said and smirked.
"See you tomorrow. It's terribly late and I would like to go to sleep. Is there a place we can all meet sometime not at 3 am in the morning?" Hermione queried.
"Yes, the Magic Box. It's right down Median Road. I believe Draco knows where it is." Giles said. Draco starred at Giles a bit in a mean cold way. How can a living human conduct such cold expressions?
"Don't worry. We'll find our way somehow." Hermione nudged Draco. "Goodnight." They both left the room.
"I have a feeling they are keeping something from us." Dawn declared. "Also are you like distantly related to him or something?" Dawn turned to Spike.
"No. I don't think so at least. I kind of ended the family line." Spike answered.
"How?" Buffy inquired.
"Another day love but at the moment the clock is saying I ought to go home." Spike taunted. He walked across the room and exited through the door.
"How can he call that creepy place his home?" Xander asked the room.
"Guess when you're a whole creature of the night creepy places are the number one living space." Willow said. "He called me Gin. You think he mistaken me for alcohol or a person because either way that's wiggy."
"It's late. I think we can all ask them whatever we need to in the morning." Giles stated.
"Can I ask them," Anya started but Xander quickly shut her mouth up with his hands.
"Wow it's late good night!" Xander carried Anya outside. There was a bit of shouting outside but soon stopped after a minute or so.
"I wonder what she was going to ask." Tara thought aloud. "Not that I am itching to know what she was going to ask and can we go home Will?"
"Sure baby. Night." Willow and Tara left Giles' home. Leaving only Buffy, Giles, and Dawn. Giles turned to the young brunette and queried,
"How did you know the difference between Draco and Spike?"
"Spike has the cool scar on his left eyebrow. Draco has one on his right eyebrow and it's less noticeable. Wonder where he got it from." Dawn retorted.
"You're too observant." Buffy argued. "And it's way to late for you. Bye Giles. See you at the magic place." Buffy waved goodbye and took Dawn to her house.
Giles knew this was going to be too much stress now that there is two Spikes but there was that girl. She looked awfully smart, hopefully she is similar to Willow, without the magic. That might help them out by defeating Glory. Also maybe Draco could help them out as well. He did say he went through auror training, whatever that was, another question for the morning. Giles went upstairs and took off his glasses hoping to get in a couple hours of sleep before the shop opens.
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A/N 2: Like? Well if you do review. If you don't, well erm try not to flame me that bad. Or at least tell me what to do to make the story better. As I said this is taking place after "Crush" most definatley. So that is like what? 6 or 7 more episodes till the final battle? I promise you that the last part of the season will change dramatically with another witch and wizard in the gang. Hope ya'll like it. Also remember feedback by e-mail is also a thing I like! Like it lots! Give the poor author here a bit of communication. LoL! Cheers!
