"Hello, it's me Hermione Granger! Today's my sweet sixteen, yeah!" She walks over to a man lying on the ground. "Hey Harry?" "Yeah?" he answered. " I wanna show you something." "I am soaking the sun, for your information." As if it was normal. "Um…wait a minute, we're inside a house, how can you be soaking the sun?" "Fluorescent light." He said simply. "Um, no. Harry, please I really wanna show you something. It's really cool." "Ugh, fine." He starts mumbling bad things incoherently. They walk over to a yellow car. "Whoa, nice car! I wanna drive this baby!" "No Harry, I got it for my…birthday. I wanna drive it!" "Chicks. Don't. Drive." "Harry, get in!" "Ugh fine." "Hermione, do you have a license?" "No, hold on." She starts driving fast. Harry falls out and is thrown across the floor. "Ugh, ow." "Harry, get back in." "Are you kidding me? I am not getting back in that death trap!" "Harry, GET IN!" "Ok." He climbs in halfway. "Harry, why don't you ever sit right?" "I don't know." She starts driving fast again. Harry falls out. "OW!"