Remus' white room tm
Author: Remus/Minnie
Disclaimer: "Remus' white room" tm is a trademark of Minnie Productions and Stuff. Any similarity with some already existing show or fanfic is not conscious. Any characters from Harry Potter belongs to J.K. (Joanne Kathleen) Rowling, used with permission from my Author's Licensetm. Any songs or CD:s by any singer or group recognizable is owned by them, used with permission from my Author's Licensetm. If you quote anything from this story, you have to name the source you got the quote from, which means "Remus' white room"tm. © Minnie Productions and Stuff. Any unauthorized copying, hiring, lending, borrowing or stealing (of ideas etc. etc.) is prohibited.
M/N: Well, what can I say? What do you think of my disclaimer, btw? ^_~! And what can you make out of it, more than that you should /not/ steal anything? Yes, xactly, that you can't sue! This is the first chapter based on an idea that is the result of staying awake from Saturday 11:35am to Sunday 02:30am... Hope you'll enjoy it! Read, and please, do review afterwards!
Rating: G - PG13
Chapter: 1 (one)
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Minnie's room
When you enter this room, the first thing you look for is some form of a guide; a droid of any kind would probably be the only thing that wouldn't go crazy in this mess. In one of four corners, you spot two elves. In another corner you can see a bed, an unmade bed. A dream catcher is hanging on the wall right over the bed, and a white teddy bear (Okay, you got me! Yes, I still keep my teddy in my bed! So there!) is lying on the floor, obviously pushed down from the bed. By the opposite wall, you see a window with dark blue curtains, and on the floor, sitting under the window, is an orc, muttering to itself. In the room there are also three closets, a bookshelf and several other things. A CD-player is playing Coldplay's CD "A rush of blood to the head" (it's not my work, I didn't come up with it, and no, I haven't got it. But I'm going to get/buy it. Go Coldplay!!!) on high volume, and in the CD-rack you can see, amongst others, CD:s by Frank Sinatra, Eminem, Aqua, The Ark and more. But you as you see no human in here, and as you hear voices coming from another room, you turn around and walk away to...
The kitchen
It's okay, you can open you're eyes now. When you do, you see the kitchen, and it's like heaven compared to Minnie's room. Everything is clean, except for some crumbs on the table. But that's not what catches your attention. It's the two persons at the computer, that stands in the right corner (and don't you dare asking me which one is the wrong), seen from your angel. They're talking about something, and, curious as you are, you want to know what. So, you sneak up on them, thanking God for your invisibility, and this is where out story starts...
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"Remus! What do you think you're doing?! We can't have /that/ in the story!"
Minnie pointed at the screen, at the sentence Remus had just written. Remus read it, and shrugged.
"Why not? I think it fits."
"Well, it doesn't!"
"Why not?!"
"It just doesn't fit!"
They argued back and forth for a couple of minutes. Suddenly Remus drew his wand from inside his robe, and pointed it at Minnie.
"You... you're not going to say a spell now, are you?"
"Yes I am! I will send you into a certain white room, where you are going to be in a little fic, and I will be the conscientious author..."
Remus smiled evilly, and slowly moved his wand in a circle, still pointing it at Minnie. So he said the words:
"Sendae intofictionae!"
And Minnie disappeared in the blue and green sparkles from the wand...
It was a white room, with no windows or doors, with no way out. There were two fluffy, white couches and three white, fluffy armchairs, the armchairs big and strong enough for Rubeus Hagrid to sit in the without breaking them. They stood around a white, and fluffy, round table. A white refrigerator, fluffy as well, stood in one corner, there stood one white, fluffy closet by every wall, and on the walls there were several fluffy, white paintings with white, fluffy frames. The floor and the walls were covered by something fluffy, and white of course, like carpets or some textile. Shortly, it was all white as snow, and fluffy as cotton candy, although not as sticky. And that was where Minnie had appeared after Remus had spoken the spell. She looked around.
"Why do I get the feeling that I'm inside a big cloud?"
"How do you like my room?"
It was Remus' voice, and he sounded extraordinarily pleased.
"Well, it's white and... fluffy." Minnie answered with a shrug.
"Aren't you feeling a little lonely?"
"Well... um... okay, I do, a little..."
"Would you want some company?"
Minnie growled. Remus was just playing with her.
"I know someone who would /love/ to meet you!"
"My boyfriend? My best friend? My cat?"
"Not your cat, more like your best friend. And, what do I know, you may want him as your boyfriend! Anyways, here he is..."
Drumrolls could be heard, and a vague shape appeared in the room, surrounded by smoke. And as Remus began to talk again, the smoke vanished, and Minnie's scream of agony and despair almost drowned Remus exclamation...
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Oh, who is it that makes Minnie react with screaming? And what do Remus have in mind for further chapters? Stay tuned, because you don't want to miss one chapter of "Remus' white room"!!! © Minnie Productions and Stuff
Plz, choose "Submit Review" and then click "Go", that way you'll make a tired, crazy author a big favour, and light up her day a little. Unless you're flaming, 'cause then I don't care. See ya soon!!! P.S. It's not my fault that I suck on coming up with spells! So sue me! ...Or, wait... no, don't sue...!
//Minnie... *Remus pokes her in the ribs* Ouch! Okay, /and/ Remus!
Author: Remus/Minnie
Disclaimer: "Remus' white room" tm is a trademark of Minnie Productions and Stuff. Any similarity with some already existing show or fanfic is not conscious. Any characters from Harry Potter belongs to J.K. (Joanne Kathleen) Rowling, used with permission from my Author's Licensetm. Any songs or CD:s by any singer or group recognizable is owned by them, used with permission from my Author's Licensetm. If you quote anything from this story, you have to name the source you got the quote from, which means "Remus' white room"tm. © Minnie Productions and Stuff. Any unauthorized copying, hiring, lending, borrowing or stealing (of ideas etc. etc.) is prohibited.
M/N: Well, what can I say? What do you think of my disclaimer, btw? ^_~! And what can you make out of it, more than that you should /not/ steal anything? Yes, xactly, that you can't sue! This is the first chapter based on an idea that is the result of staying awake from Saturday 11:35am to Sunday 02:30am... Hope you'll enjoy it! Read, and please, do review afterwards!
Rating: G - PG13
Chapter: 1 (one)
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Minnie's room
When you enter this room, the first thing you look for is some form of a guide; a droid of any kind would probably be the only thing that wouldn't go crazy in this mess. In one of four corners, you spot two elves. In another corner you can see a bed, an unmade bed. A dream catcher is hanging on the wall right over the bed, and a white teddy bear (Okay, you got me! Yes, I still keep my teddy in my bed! So there!) is lying on the floor, obviously pushed down from the bed. By the opposite wall, you see a window with dark blue curtains, and on the floor, sitting under the window, is an orc, muttering to itself. In the room there are also three closets, a bookshelf and several other things. A CD-player is playing Coldplay's CD "A rush of blood to the head" (it's not my work, I didn't come up with it, and no, I haven't got it. But I'm going to get/buy it. Go Coldplay!!!) on high volume, and in the CD-rack you can see, amongst others, CD:s by Frank Sinatra, Eminem, Aqua, The Ark and more. But you as you see no human in here, and as you hear voices coming from another room, you turn around and walk away to...
The kitchen
It's okay, you can open you're eyes now. When you do, you see the kitchen, and it's like heaven compared to Minnie's room. Everything is clean, except for some crumbs on the table. But that's not what catches your attention. It's the two persons at the computer, that stands in the right corner (and don't you dare asking me which one is the wrong), seen from your angel. They're talking about something, and, curious as you are, you want to know what. So, you sneak up on them, thanking God for your invisibility, and this is where out story starts...
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"Remus! What do you think you're doing?! We can't have /that/ in the story!"
Minnie pointed at the screen, at the sentence Remus had just written. Remus read it, and shrugged.
"Why not? I think it fits."
"Well, it doesn't!"
"Why not?!"
"It just doesn't fit!"
They argued back and forth for a couple of minutes. Suddenly Remus drew his wand from inside his robe, and pointed it at Minnie.
"You... you're not going to say a spell now, are you?"
"Yes I am! I will send you into a certain white room, where you are going to be in a little fic, and I will be the conscientious author..."
Remus smiled evilly, and slowly moved his wand in a circle, still pointing it at Minnie. So he said the words:
"Sendae intofictionae!"
And Minnie disappeared in the blue and green sparkles from the wand...
It was a white room, with no windows or doors, with no way out. There were two fluffy, white couches and three white, fluffy armchairs, the armchairs big and strong enough for Rubeus Hagrid to sit in the without breaking them. They stood around a white, and fluffy, round table. A white refrigerator, fluffy as well, stood in one corner, there stood one white, fluffy closet by every wall, and on the walls there were several fluffy, white paintings with white, fluffy frames. The floor and the walls were covered by something fluffy, and white of course, like carpets or some textile. Shortly, it was all white as snow, and fluffy as cotton candy, although not as sticky. And that was where Minnie had appeared after Remus had spoken the spell. She looked around.
"Why do I get the feeling that I'm inside a big cloud?"
"How do you like my room?"
It was Remus' voice, and he sounded extraordinarily pleased.
"Well, it's white and... fluffy." Minnie answered with a shrug.
"Aren't you feeling a little lonely?"
"Well... um... okay, I do, a little..."
"Would you want some company?"
Minnie growled. Remus was just playing with her.
"I know someone who would /love/ to meet you!"
"My boyfriend? My best friend? My cat?"
"Not your cat, more like your best friend. And, what do I know, you may want him as your boyfriend! Anyways, here he is..."
Drumrolls could be heard, and a vague shape appeared in the room, surrounded by smoke. And as Remus began to talk again, the smoke vanished, and Minnie's scream of agony and despair almost drowned Remus exclamation...
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Oh, who is it that makes Minnie react with screaming? And what do Remus have in mind for further chapters? Stay tuned, because you don't want to miss one chapter of "Remus' white room"!!! © Minnie Productions and Stuff
Plz, choose "Submit Review" and then click "Go", that way you'll make a tired, crazy author a big favour, and light up her day a little. Unless you're flaming, 'cause then I don't care. See ya soon!!! P.S. It's not my fault that I suck on coming up with spells! So sue me! ...Or, wait... no, don't sue...!
//Minnie... *Remus pokes her in the ribs* Ouch! Okay, /and/ Remus!
